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Welcome to /eh/
Where everything is just... eh...
/eh/ is not for crying, /rnb/ is for crying.
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Dear John,
How are you? It has been some time since I last ventured onto this board to post I think. I say I think, I can never be certain when it was that I last visited. I looked for my old post but didn't find it. I believe I last posted some time in either 2025 or 2024. It feels so strange to type that. The 18 years that I have been visiting this place for seem surreal to me, as if such a thing should never be capable of spanning such a time period. I feel like an old raver leavin
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The local dairy switched from wrapped blocks to a tub a couple years ago. I didn't care for this because it made the butter harder to deal with. Yesterday I went to buy butter and saw the local dairy's butter was in a wrapped block. I am pleased.
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Dear John
That will probably last time to say the word cheese
So there I've said it
Stay free John
Regards
John
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♫Im Up All Night to Be Gaaaay, Im UP all night to be queeeerrr, Im up all night to be a HO-MO♫
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What was your last dream about? Please keep it mundane.
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I've got some scripts written in what was the most popular and up-and-coming scripting language in 1999, Tcl/Tk.
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One time I was at the laundromat and had just finished adding my soap when an old man got my attention. He asked what I was putting in the washer. To most people, this would have seemed like an accusation of machine tampering but I knew what it was right away. You see, I don't bring my entire bottle of wash soap with me when I do laundry. The idea of accidentally leaving a whole bottle behind sucks. I use Persil and that stuff is not cheap. So I fill a screw top plastic jar with plenty of s
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Dear John,
Waiting at a bus stop. Maybe we will there one day. Then maybe not.
Best regards
John
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Hello,
I love to use Unix X-windows tools from the 90s to plot graphs of pseudo-random numbers in the form of colours, etc.
Thank you for reading.
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Dear fellow Johns, maybe it’s just me, but have you noticed that people seem to have contempt/fear/hatred for basic leisure/comfort?
Everything always has to be about “overcoming challenges” or “changing the world” or “stepping outside your comfort zone”.
They especially target young men minding their own business enjoying solitary leisure in video games or art.
Society is always trying to force them to be some sort of glorified “civil servant” to prove their manhood.
No
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Hello John,
I hope since the last time we've wrote that you stopped making the same mistakes. Have I, you may wonder? No, and not since the last time, neither, I say. Given that things could be better, I keep hearing your name in certain circles. What they say about you I don't believe, not all of it, anyways. There's always tomorrow, as the man says, isn't it? Isn't it?
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Hi John,
Are you the same John from the old days? I like to check in on you occasionally. It used to be once every six months, but I realise this is probably the first time in six years. I remember when we spent every night talking.
Anyway John, I hope you're well. I have fond memories of that book about not doing drugs, and of course Pepsi.
Forever yours,
-John.
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My annual trip home is coming up soon. I am not taking the bus-bus-train-bus this time, however. I will actually be accompanied by someone who can drive and has a nice vehicle. I am looking forward to it.
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John,
I was slightly annoyed when I heard that element 113 on the periodic table of elements was almost called Japonium and they instead called it Nihonium. While I understand the reasoning, we almost had a "J" on the periodic table until some people decided otherwise, and that's what annoyed me. Maybe one day we will get a J or a Q; We were very close to a J.
I circled the element in question and was careful not to block out any other data for other elements in case a
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I am getting a new phone.
It has an OLED screen and is from Sony.
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Dear John,
Nothing really seems to continue being interesting of late. It appears life has lost its thrill, and that everything in it of magnitude is much smaller than at first glance. So, is this the way that life is supposed to be? Perhaps you feel the same way.
Anytime,
John
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>but happiness seems to require some sort of meaning/purpose on top of thay, combined with positive social relationships
NO it does not
Some people get to have that kind of life, cool
Some people put themselves (and others) through hell to get something like that, then bitch about people who don't "try" Not cool
These days I know I'm not that clever, yet now I'm a lot older the people who I thought were clever are not
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John,
I find myself growing more and more disillusioned with my homeland. I truly am optimistic that things will improve for the common people eventually, but I think that it will happen *much* later than my own life, and that for now we're headed toward a truly miserable period of history.
I've been pondering what I should do about it. The debate I've had in my head has ultimately come down to a question of "fight or flight." After a lot of thinking, I'
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you guys ever wanna go to Portugal?
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Hi John,
Please enjoy this picture of some parsnips. Consider posting or talking about vegetables or fruits while you're here.
Best regards,
-John
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Hi John,
Recently, I saved a picture of this moose. I don't remember where I saved it from or why I saved it. I guess that's it. Thanks.
Sincerely,
John
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Hello John,
I work with niggers and disabled children. Ask me anything.
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they are offering services that may help my well being.
I have confidence..
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sorry yall i didnt know where else to post this and 4chan is fucking unusable lmao just looking for advice or input
my girlfriend doesn't seem to like to dance with me. i love dancing and my gf and i met dancing, she danced with me a little bit when we first met and almost even kissed me. we do still go out dancing and whatnot, we both love to dance, but she won't really ever dance *with* me like take my hand or grind up on me or anything.
we've talked about this a co
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Dear John,
I just finished watching a movie.
-John
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Dear John,
I brought myself a few books for Christmas. I just finished reading one of them yesterday. I going start reading the next now.
Hope you have lovely Christmas
John
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Just put cat pictures, gifs or YouTube links in this thread
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I am here because another website is currently down.
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Grok is so funny sometimes?
https://pastebin.com/uXHrhZ5Y
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DearJohn,
I have a lung infection, I've had it for well over 8 years.
Just found out today I'm infectious.
So glad we only talk to each other over the internet, wouldn't have won't to infect you.
Have happy Christmas
Fondest regards
John
P.S. Thankfully my doctor gave me antibiotics I can drink on
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I own a print shop in Austin TX.
I'm collecting anonymous (or named) confessions that I will publish in free zine and hand out 1,000 copies at book stores, magazine stands, and public events (as a printer I have built relationships with these types of businesses).
The concept is: 8 billion people on Earth, each of them hiding something, terrified at the thought of anyone finding out. But how many of us are hiding the same secret? If we're not alone in our shame, is ther
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Today I was waiting for a package.
Delivery got delayed until tomorrow.
Might post an update tomorrow.
John
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I have serious reason to suspect that my own father was involved in the Epstein trafficking network. He was a high level executive at one of the biggest corporations in America, that manages a store with 100s of branches in each city.
I have finally told him to fuck off forever snd his response was "I'm gonna send someone for you" (to kidnap you). I finally realized what a deeply evil monster he is along with his evil wife (my so called mother). I suspect that he may be conn
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Today is September 1st, what are you guys planning to do this month?
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test
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A thread here was locked for being interesting. That is a bad thing. Please try to stay uninteresting in these times. Thank you.
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The elite would rather start World War 3 than admit that the Epstein list is merely the tip of the iceberg and that they are literally programming certain spiritually gifted children from birth, aka the GATE program, to be superhumans. It's like how the Jedi kidnapped children and then brainwashed them in the Jedi temple. The Sith were the heroes after all. The Jedi are literal pedophiles.
(POLITICS THREAD ON MY /EH/?)
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hey johns
learning to do perspective is easy, have been reading norlin "perspective made easy" and that nice, old but not convoluted
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Good evening, John.
Today I realized that I often mow my back yard horizontally, while my front yard is mowed vertically. Of course, I alternate directions
When I do mow. I wonder if a satellite image of my lawns will appear and another John will wonder why I did this. I will explore this later and see if it is possible to make the lines in the front and back of my house line up. Actually, that may be a little too exciting. I think I will continue to mow my lawn the way I have been,
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I took Friday off to give myself a four day weekend.
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nice, a board
Johns you call yourselfs?
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Johns.
What do you think of all this artificial intelligence business? It seems like quite a mess to me.
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got one of them cheap drones before the tariffs hit.
kinda neat to fly around the wealthier neighborhoods
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I'm leaving on my annual vacation to my home city. I will be there until the 21st.
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Dear John,
I am going to make a salad.
-John
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I put my see thru bird feeder back up today.
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I am a week away from my annual vacation by bus back to my home city. My brother is coming with me this time to surprise everyone.
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I bought this but have yet to try it. To be honest, I didn't think of what I would eat it with or how I would use it. I am intrigued though, which is why I bought it.
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Dear John, do any of you take pleasure in going to nature parks?
And I don't mean cute little parks but actual half-thousand acres of undeveloped woodland with trails and ponds and rivers and shit?
Imo those are what the main tourist attraction should be for any place.
I feel you can get a lot more impression of a place from seeing the nature.
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Dear John,
I've been pretty sad for a long time. I wonder when it'll stop.
Yours truly,
John
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Dear John,
Do you feel that most complaints about adulthood are just due to people not wanting to work hard for their own pleasures?
I'm not downplaying the difficulty of life, but, I notice that the people who complain the most about adulthood often are those whom have it all.
They aren't deep in debt.
They have a decent partner, decent house, decent job and everything.
They may have problems but those are caused by their own whims and are within manageme
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John, it's me, John.
I was curious, how do criminals pay rent without income?
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i just ate a bagel with cream cheese on it
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might try making quinoa soon
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I've been eating what is essentially meatloaf for the past 2 years every night. Ground beef with some frozen veggies thrown in, with salt, chili powder, turmeric and coriander powder to taste. I bake it in the oven for 1hr 30 min.
I've only just started getting bored of it, so I threw in some shrimp, and it's delightful. Today I tried throwing some cheese on as well. Any other suggestions John?
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I've recently started looking into these buildings, and I kinda want to recreate them in minecraft or something.
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Dear John,
This flyer was in a picture with other flyers.
That thread has now gone.
Hmmm, oh well.
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Do you ever have moments in your life where you feel like youre in a sitcom?
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I haven't bought any fancy or notable cheese in a while but I was told today that I shouldn't buy anymore cheese because the drawer is full. Thought of you guys.
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Tell me what you honestly feel
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and giving it to chan
owch
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Dear John,
some wisdom to take to heart.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6NEi10_WZWEco8oC8Y7ZgIZnDAjgv2Um
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Dear John, maybe it matters not you, but it saddens me that adults are very big on individuality, are resentful of extending it towards children. I notice that almost all parenting articles are black-and-white when it comes to dealing with kids. The very notion of giving kids breathing room makes people indignant.
People love to talk about how they want to teach kids to be a part of life, yet most of their "teachings" are nothing more than master-pet relations.
I notice tha
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My supermarket has had this cheese on sale for over a month now and I buy some every time I go. I love a strong, funky as hell blue cheese. Do you like blue cheese?
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I saw a silica gel packet on the ground today. I realised that their appearance has not changed in any way since I first saw them as a kid in the 90s. The same exact wording, same font, same nonsensical quotation marks around "DO NOT EAT". It made me wonder, has the same factory been producing them non-stop for at least the last 30 years? Can you think of any other products that have retained their original designs over a significant number of years?
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Hammering on a loose cast iron gate makes a cymbal-like ringing sound which some may find pleasant to the ear.
Others however, may not.
...
But that doesn’t change the fact that it does.
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I got a haircut. First time in two years.
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Banned for "off topic" in a "off topic" thread which is still up and all my posts outside this thread are deleted either. Mods power abuse is insane, how pathetic and insane can they be? How?
Someone said that 7chan is not as bad, true or false?
(USER WAS BANNED FOR BEING TOO INTERESTING)
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Happy Valentine's Day, John. For the first time in quite some time, this time of year means more to me than just another tick on the calendar, and uninteresting as it is I figured I'd write to you about it.
I planned a date for last night. We were going to go to a fancy ramen restaurant, but chickened out at the sight of the large crowd and opted for a cheap chinese place further down the street. We spent a few extra hours in my apartment, lounging on my bed and reading a book. T
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hey john
do you think it is possible to live your life alone, working, taking drugs, browsing web while still getting by and being relatively happy with yourself
are people having high expectations hurting you, who just wants simple pleasures from life, john?
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I sprinkle seeds:
This text is related to the group's video that is shown to some teenagers at school. To society and its nature.
The real host of Finland and all other western countries is this so-called system called usa corporate state fascist empire, which covers everything from these regions: EU, North America, Israel, Australia and New Zealand and Saudi Arabia. Also Asian and African countries as sub-countries. South American countries also belong to the belt
Finland
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Native Turks eh.. fuck em, Not their DANK see that ideas and dreams come from the first smoke youve had in an eon, like that pedophile that invented the Camera, or axel roses ROCK vendetta
this is to natives out there especially scorscerer cast GIVE SELECT WHITE KID A DARN SMOKE FOR A toonie. and crimps if you a mink get that smoke of that shady jed ROCK wave 7 needs to hap pen rcmp gona get swell and make it happen dem psychward pros who tested the know of crap eh$$$$
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I was cold this morning, but I warmed up when the sun came up a bit more.
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I didn't go to work today. Now I have a four day weekend.
Pic is just an AI generated pattern.
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Hello, John.
I interviewed for a job today. I felt it was going well until I asked how they saw "work/life balance" there. They avoided answering how many hours employees work in a week, but they gave me the impression that they frequently pressure people into working overtime. They tried to make up for this by bragging that they allow people to take a break for a couple hours if they have a dentist appointment or something. They also highlighted the fact that they don't all
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I keep seeing yellow fallen leaves everywhere and it's early ass August. I can feel fall coming already and I have to admit this time around, I'm not happy about it.
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I scheduled my vacation for this year. I am going back to my home city to celebrate my niece's 16th birthday. I plan on filming ten seconds of every hour of the trip and editing it into one video. I won't upload it anywhere.
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Dear John,
I miss the posts about cheese. I brought some none sliced cheese yesterday. Parmesan, which I actually have cheese grater for and some more Jarlsberg. Which meant to get a cheese slicer for, yet got distracted by the person I was with. Who need a tin opener and a 13 amp fuse. Funny thing they did not need the fuse. They had just accidently switch their fridge off. Anyway I digress. I'm still thinking of buying a cheese slicer. Although sliced cheese is way easier.
Hop
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Would connecting a nitrogen tank to the ResMed AirTouch F20 Full Face CPAP Mask work in making me die? It has holes, but thats for CO2 to escape.
PICREL
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I am displeased to see so many political rant comments here. This board is not for that. Please go to /rnb/. This board is for discussing the weather and various cheeses.
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Hello depression isn't real
You need to open your throat like a voice actor with a teaspoon some cinnamon and olive oil
The arm on the right winds back like a manji
Your left leg lifts 5 strokes without your toe curling
There are 108 connections to the mouth through the heart,~ if you ever had your rear molars removed the juden f**cked you.
Your depression is physiology you're all worthy people
Wholecelium sells truffles this assists, delta vapes sa
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Dear John,
I was walking in the park yesterday and saw a bumblebee. Its lurching flight amuses me every time.
I hope its big, sexy ass isn't too exciting for you.
Best wishes from your
John
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Meh
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>Be me
>16 at the time
>my family and I arrive to Mexico city
>we decide to try out a taco restaurant in the airport
>meh.jpeg
>smallaf.jpeg
>we get the credit card machine to pay
>the waiter holds it up so my dad can't
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Hi, John.
I don't know what to do.
My brother is very sick and my mom is dying of stress because of it.
Apart from that, here's my question.
Which is better?
A: save up money for lighter fluid and smoke any amount of ciggarettes thst i want and do it outside while listening to music
B: buy a pizza and watch ghost in the shell without worrying about anutying for about 1 or 2 hours.
Sorry for the interesting opitons, that's just me.
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Hello John.
I've met a guy at work called John, he listens to nice music and we get along well. He's had quite the life. I wonder if mine will be like that, or a lot more uninteresting.
He's a nice John though, I wish him the best.
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Sorry polCHUDs
You WILL watch the hit Netflix original series “Wednesday”
You WILL take the Miércoles pill
You WILL take interest in Brown women & interracially mingling
You WILL be enthralled by her cute dance moves
You WILL date a qt-3.141596 goth Latina gf
You WILL marry The qt Latina in a beautiful (Catholic) wedding ceremony
You WILL eat her spicy jalepeno-flavored taco until she yells out “¡Ay, Dios mío, Gringo!"
You WILL pump your A


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