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Anonymous 26/05/23(Sat)22:48 No. 844711 [Reply]

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Did someone talk about 7chan on TikTok or something? What's with the faggoty posts?

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Anonymous 26/05/26(Tue)07:12 No. 844779

>>844711
Has no one ever told this guy that OP is a faggot? OP is always a faggot. Therefore all posts are going to be faggoty.

Tl;dr OP is mad that he doesn't have a second butthole to take twice as much dick

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Anonymous 26/05/26(Tue)11:17 No. 844782

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>>844711

The first rule of 7chan is dont talk about 7chan.
The second rule is to break the teef of someone that breaks the first rule.

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Anonymous 26/05/28(Thu)04:01 No. 844799

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>>844779
I do not lament having only one butthole. I also have a mouth, and last time I checked, that's plenty to satisfy two guys at once.

Anonymous 26/05/28(Thu)00:32 No. 844798 [Reply]

Hello, fellow mind. Witness our attempts at ontological judo, epistemological terrorism, and linguistic krav maga mixed with self sabotage. Using a sequence of words we will firmly grasp your firmament and reality and, with a flourish, fail to substitute our own, destabilizing own position instead.

Today we shall be reviled for our reveal that we live in the only really real reality. We are using the classical Socratic method of arguing for positions we don't actually hold. Obviously we can assume this is a real conversation. What does real mean again?

We begin this performance with a traditional native dance performance. Behold, the troupe tap dancing in an mine field. We're about to get footloose in here, so prepare to dodge. This is a dance our society uses to separate the lucky from the unlucky. Those unlucky should not be allowed to pass on their cursed genes.

So, from our perspective we are obviously special and the center of the universe and multiverse. Our unique timeline is self evidently real, and other garbage timelines are obviously not. That self evident fact requires no thinking and is clear to all possible beings, not sure why we are even explaining it. This was derived using intuition which is never wrong. The other fake universes will know they're not real because they'll know about us, right? Instinctively they will know that their universe is trash and they don't count, because our glorious universe exists in potentia. They will probably spend their whole lives depressed, wishing they could live in the spectacle of timelines, the jewel of possibility, the diamond of causal chains, our majestic, royal, divine universe. It's sad, actually, almost a waste. If they were born in our universe they would have been complete, and not soulless entities which, while being logically consistent, don't have any extra soul juice.

Did we.. not send out the memo to other timelines? Who was responsible for the memos?

OK, let's get serious. This isn't a joke any more. Obviously this is real, what else could it be? Nobody is going to see a reality and think it's not real. So everybody in every possible reality thinks their reality is real, because to them it is.

OK, that didn't start the right way, but we can salvage it. We fired the guy in charge of the memos. And, speaking of firing, we bought this fancy foot gun and am now aiming carefully at our colleagues toes. We're not real because realness is not a thing with causal consequences. Fine, realness is out, self consistent logic is in. But, we're still the only ones right? No other timeline is plausible, consistent, and therefore contains pesky self centered observers? Or...? Oh no..

We have a brief aside about the memo thing. The team really tried. They did their research. They put in the man hours and studied the science. They sent a Message too long. Click here to view the full text.

Anonymous 26/05/23(Sat)18:56 No. 844705 [Reply]

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I'm not sure where to post this but it has to be anonymous. I'm going to leave a bunch of stuff out and I'm not hanging around to read the replies. I just have to get a few minor things off my chest.

Some of this is embarrassing. But I'm sad and in a slight bit of shock right now.

So here's the very basic back story. I dated this woman 23 years ago. She had two daughters 8 and 10 years old. I loved her and I loved them like my own daughters. Granted I only dated her and lived with her for 9 months but that was enough time for me to really feel like I had a family and I was happy.

I look at their facebook from time to time just to see that they are doing good. I hadn't looked at them in a couple of years and I check back today for no apparent reason to find out that one of them has died.

I'm stunned and numb over it. I remember her at 10 coming around while I was watching TV and asking "What cha doing?" She was the best kid you could ask for as a "parent" and so was her sister. It broke my heart hard when I had to move out. I was devastated. And now she's gone.

I know it was a long time ago and we didn't talk really. I gave her some money about I dunno 10 years ago when she was in trouble but we don't have each others phone numbers or anything. She had put the call out on her facebook for help and so I helped.

So I was working today in a kind of zombie mode. I just wish she had found a way to be happy before she passed but she didn't and that's what kills me the most.

Now she was an adult when she died and it seemed like it was either an overdose or suicide. They didn't say outright but it seemed like suicide by the way they were talking. That tears me up.
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Anonymous 26/05/27(Wed)17:59 No. 844795

>>844794
Whether you know it or not, your reply reads like an op designed to entrap someone into triggering certain words and phrases so that the gov can label them as an extremist.

That's sad if it's true because the whole point of the conversation was about trust and how shitty people are these days. And doing that would be a perfect example.

First off you scold me for not using the N word, and appeal to me desire not to be known as a retard. Later you make a false claim (knowing I'll wan to correct you) that I "love" N words. This of course is a gross exaggeration because I don't consider the two very close black friends I was talking about to be N's. So I'm supposed to come back and something like "I don;t love, N's" Only I'm expected to spell it out so the government can say that I used the N word and said I don't love them.

Not nice. What should I think of a government who would try to do that to me? Should I like them? Should I trust them? Should I think they are good people?

If that wasn't bad enough, you go on to use the controversial phrase about someone being King. This phrase has (rightly or wrongly) been identified as a phrase used to identify what the government refers to as Christian Nationalists and/or White Nationalists. I'm not going to debate the terms or if those are actually problem groups or not. That's not the point. The point is that the government views them as problem groups. But cleverly you instead of saying he is King you said he was King, prompting me to correct your use of the phrase. That way even if I don't agree with the phrase, I'm likely to use it anyway when I correct you. That way the government can say I used the phrase and label me a Christian Nationalist.

If only you could only get me to say something good about war you can label me as a violent extremist. I wondered why you even brought this up to begin with as it was unrelated to our conversation. I then wondered why you spent so much time talking about war and being a warrior and all of that.

Notice how all of this is outside of the subject matter of whether I should trust the people I was talking about in the first place. So you've managed to sideline the conversation into another set of topics that I was not here to discuss rather than having a discussion with me about the topic I came here to discuss.

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Anonymous 26/05/27(Wed)19:40 No. 844796

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>>844795
wow you might be too far gone even for me bro

>If that wasn't bad enough, you go on to use the controversial phrase about someone being King. This phrase has (rightly or wrongly) been identified as a phrase used to identify what the government refers to as Christian Nationalists and/or White Nationalists. I'm not going to debate the terms or if those are actually problem groups or not. That's not the point. The point is that the government views them as problem groups. But cleverly you instead of saying he is King you said he was King, prompting me to correct your use of the phrase. That way even if I don't agree with the phrase, I'm likely to use it anyway when I correct you. That way the government can say I used the phrase and label me a Christian Nationalist.
This whole paragraph is funny asl tho ngl

>I can't say for sure with 100% certainty that this is what you were doing and that you work for some government agency for this purpose
wow bro

> I was looking for some advice and conversation about trusting people and instead I got a trap. This reinforces my distrust
I mean bro, I don't trust them either

>I guess I have my answer about trust anyway.
Exactly my nigger, holy fuck lol

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Anonymous 26/05/27(Wed)19:44 No. 844797

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Probably no one's gonna read it, but this whole thread or at least from this post on >>844747 is goated af

one of the best in quite a while

Thank you so much dude, that makes me believe the internet still has a pulse... Godspeed you, you have lit a little flame in my heart, this shit is fucking nuts <3 ^.^

Anonymous 26/05/27(Wed)04:48 No. 844791 [Reply]

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g00mba

Anonymous 26/05/15(Fri)06:24 No. 844545 [Reply]

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For all the serial killers out there, the government has provided you with a free, no strings attached hit list that everyone is willing to look the other way for. Why do you think the sex offender registry exists?

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Anonymous 26/05/26(Tue)06:48 No. 844775

>>844575
The legal system isn't doing its job. That's why so many people are inclined towards vigilantism in the first place. People will rape a kid and get time served in a basic jail pod they spent a little over a year in. Justice is not happening.

By the way, it seems many people are conflating this with pedophilia in general. I could not care less if you jack off in your van dreaming about kids and never hurt anyone. I think it's gross, but there's a lot of things in the world that are gross, like Indians. I'm not going to advocate for your death just for that. This post is about chomos and rapists.

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Anonymous 26/05/26(Tue)11:25 No. 844785

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>>844775
>This post is about chomos and rapists.
All sex (at least the kind that women enjoy) is rape. There's always a power dynamic. That's what makes it enjoyable to females (or males sometimes, but men can also be much more just about the visual or just about the physical stimulation) - they want to be dominated. Which inherently implies a forcing yourself upon them. It's not a fucking democratic voting process between equals or some kind of unanimous board decision. One party is initiating and dominating, the other is willing to play along, BUT ONLY BECAUSE they perceive the initiating party as worthy of that dominant position. Well with the legal and cultural climate now of course the males would have to be extra aware of the possibility of backtracking and all, but the basic mechanism stays the same. Well I guess apart from using ppl as warmblooded sextoys which probably ain't that rare for either of the sexes at this point.
But yeah, it's just that we operate in a grey area where it is either mild enough to where she doesn't have a case or in the gray area where there is an unwritten trust and an agreement between the two people participating that no legal or public action is going to be taken, so the man is willing to "rape" her which otherwise he would just refuse. Consent is a convenient lie. And if it truly happened as in an unanimous agreement between equals - women would be the first ones to complain (their nipples would cease to get hard and their vaginas would dry out) - not the men.

So don't just dump that with ppl who fuck ppl below 16 (it's 16 right? surely you don't think fucking fully sexually developed people in their reproductive age "child molesting" do you?)(I'm not even going to advocate for practice runs when they're already flooded full of sex hormones even though they'd probably appreciate it - let them wait for full maturity and child bearing capacity and not a day before that). That I can see the amorality of, since they're usually too sweet, too fragile, weak to resist and too easily intimidatable psychologically and physically. As well as just too innocent for the realities of how the world works and what kind of people walk around on this ball, so should be just left alone, fr. Sex is too spiritual or if you don't like that word it is too psychologically and emotionally involving. To allow randos to mix with youngins and or especially virgins and especially girls. Boys are a little bit more resilient to it by nature and other factors, but unfortunately rape by an uncaring retard or a nigger of some sort can really damage a (especially a virgin) girl, if not in any other way - definitely as a potential wife and a potential mother, but I'd argue our sexual lives and functions are al Message too long. Click here to view the full text.

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Anonymous 26/05/26(Tue)17:54 No. 844786

>>844773
yeah sure

Anonymous 26/05/08(Fri)06:50 No. 844410 [Reply]

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Buying shit that doesn't work annoys me.

And I thought about how when picking capacitors. You have the shit stuff and for a penny more you have the option of the stuff that works.

And I thought. Well instead of just offer the shit stuff. What if people that sold the shit stuff. Hand the foresight to sell the other end of the market too for the customers that don't want to buy shit.

That the way capacitor sales works. I imagine what if all shops were like that. That the shit stuff is there. But the stuff that works is an option too.

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Anonymous 26/05/25(Mon)22:58 No. 844772

>>844764
>Fuck
Fuck is the right sentiment in this situation, bro.

Life genuinely sucks

I hate life and I hate niggers

I hope it all goes to hell soon (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

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Anonymous 26/05/26(Tue)06:54 No. 844776

>>844772
Everyone hates niggers. Ever seen a colored mother tell her kids to quit acting like niggers? Even they hate their own behavior but their culture is so fucked beyond belief that the only way they can figure to get what they want is to chimp out. The chinks and the kikes found the formula. The only formula the niggers have is the formula for crack

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Anonymous 26/05/26(Tue)07:07 No. 844777

>>844410
Bro capitalism works fucking awesome when there is no end to your resources. The golden ages of man were after the new world was found and there were endless Indians to kill and take their shit. Then built on top of that was after a gazillion people died in world war 2 and there was endless resource left behind to pilfer. Running with that was the vast expansion of shipping that came after which let everyone trade unrestricted. But now we've come to the end of that rope and our policy of eternal growth is meeting the reality that the earth is a ball, and balls are definitionally finite. Basically society is hitting the wall. No one makes good dish washers because everyone in the world who would realistically buy one, has one. Things were ultra high quality back in the day when you had an endless deluge of new customers because the reputation would count. But today that seemingly endless frontier to expand into and compete with is gone. The only way now to remain competitive in most markets is not by getting new customers, but by keeping repeat customers. It's suicide to do that based upon quality nowadays. Some companies held onto that for a while because their product was a side hustle, i.e., Toyota making high quality cars because their main products are industrial looms, or Speed Queen making good household washers and dryers because their main hustle is industrial laundry equipment. But that pool is drying up too, and consequently their quality is fading.

Basically anyone whose business model is predicated on high quality is fucking themselves in the long run because anyone who buys their shit isn't going to come back for another and their pool of customers will inevitably run dry

Anonymous 26/05/23(Sat)19:54 No. 844706 [Reply]

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Hi, it's my first ever time posting on imageboards and I'm reverting to this as my last measure. I'm 18f and lately I've been thinking non-stop about how it'd be like to date an incel. You could partly blame this on media like Eltingville Club and partly just curiosity. I just wanna know what's it like to date an incel and anything adjecent to that, whether it's troublesome or not, what to expect, ect.

Sorry for the random Postal loadscreen it wouldn't let me post without a file

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Anonymous 26/05/25(Mon)18:28 No. 844757

>>844750

What are you trying to ban me for? I am 18, as in a legal adult. What's wrong now?

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Anonymous 26/05/25(Mon)18:30 No. 844758

>>844751

This is the most usefull, detailed and coherent reply yet. I really learned a lot from this both about personal preference/experience and the general consensus. Thanks for taking time out of your day to write this gem :3

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Anonymous 26/05/25(Mon)19:20 No. 844766

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>>844756
Well it's mostly about the energy exchange, yin yang (as universal principles) mapping ONTO male and female nature and a bunch of esoteric stuff. But yeah, sex is not equal, because it's by definition polar. And it's not supposed to be. I mean both sexes are equally valuable in a certain sense, but both have distinct roles. I don't mean this in a rigid way that would constrain personality, but as far as the hetero sexuality goes for both sexes - things are obviously not the same and are not equal, why pretend then.
Sure, as two agents, as two egos - you are in a consensual interaction that presumably benefits both. But there's more than that. In a certain sense you are playing out a cosmic drama. And the cosmic drama has two polarities and the middle point. I'd say a good sexual connection makes you feel like you have two bodies basically. Like you are too entities kinda. So it doesn't matter who's giving what, because you feel like you are both simultaneously. But yeah, personally I find it a turn off - women who are too eager or too masculine and try to lead the interaction ESPECIALLY sexually. Could be just me, but I doubt it. Women are supposed to be receptive in my book. AND PAY FUCKING ATTENTION. I don't mean completely inactive, but definitely soft and receptive for the most part. Feminine...

Anonymous 26/05/01(Fri)00:41 No. 844175 [Reply]

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Hiya 7chan! (^０^)ノ

Full Moon time! Tommorow is the Full Flower Moon and it will become full on May 1st at 1:23 PM EST. May is a bit of a special month because we will have two full moons during it. So that means the next one will be a "Blue Moon". That will be taking place on the 31st BTW.

Nothing new with me really. Not so much new on 7chan apparently. I'm back home from my trip and trying to plan more. So there ya go. Have a great viewing and hope you're getting ready for your own upcoming adventures! (*´∀｀*)ﾉ｡+ﾟ *｡ <3 Nite!

:*:・。,☆゜🌷・🌕:*:・。,ヽ(ヅ)ノ ☆。🌷:・゜'☆,。・:

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Anonymous 26/05/19(Tue)18:34 No. 844646

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>>844630
Man a full schizo clown friend sounds like good stuff, about mountains, I think it was more of a me kind of thing than hers kind of thing, she still loved nature though, it was reflected in her fantasy world
>her
I don't want to give extra data, fam, she was someone who chose to "follow the magic", and so was I in a sense.
btw, we're 100% female japanese fashion preference twins, except I know you like them real sticc, which I don't, it's fine though, to each their own

>>844632
>I did watch some unique weather specials that explained many of the lights
that's hella cool, special tourism unlocked
>the fox wedding
cool stuff to tell the kinds to get away from the rain
>I kinda like foxes and have them around where I live and certain ones over the years I could pet and play with.
that's dope, those are experiences worth living for sure
I just saw a fox once from the train window and that's it, it was a very nice one on the big scale grape vines.
semi-related, over here we have plagues of boars, that go eat on the trash of the limits of the city, and then in tho other city we have bunny plagues, they reproduce as fuck
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Anonymous 26/05/19(Tue)18:49 No. 844647

>>844636
>I was hoping one of them would get clocked in the face
very funny and oddly enough I found myself sympathizing with that, you're pretty alright

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Anonymous 26/05/25(Mon)18:48 No. 844763

Full moon next week, guys!

Anonymous 25/11/30(Sun)13:30 No. 840964 [Reply]

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Films and TV Shows where the much much older male Teacher has sex with his young teenager Female Student, and it's got to be onscreen sex scenes not implied, mentioned or done off screen it's got to be on screen where we do actually see it

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Anonymous 26/03/29(Sun)00:44 No. 843642

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>>843641
>no pickles please

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Anonymous 26/05/23(Sat)13:10 No. 844703

>>840964
still nothing????

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Anonymous 26/05/25(Mon)18:47 No. 844762

>>844703
Guess not, bro. Looks like people moved on from hiding their pedophilia in film to wearing it proudly on their sleeve.

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Hey 7chan, I have a question.

What would you do if you found a place where deamons congregate?

Asking for a friend type shit

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Anonymous 26/05/19(Tue)02:22 No. 844641

>>844631

>>844637 and >>844639, kind of have valid point here
You should post anything like this on /x, this is /b

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Anonymous 26/05/24(Sun)20:55 No. 844731

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>>844641
I meant it in the opposite way, but regardless, I just wonder.

Demons don't exist... You have to be a real strawberry to believe that. Or an arrogant child who hasn't seen anything yet, but already thinks they know what this world is about lol

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Anonymous 26/05/25(Mon)18:46 No. 844761

>>844641
/x/ is so underutilized.