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Anonymous 26/03/30(Mon)17:59 No. 843676 [Reply]

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Hiya 7chan! (ノ^∇^)

Busy report this month! Spring is here and with it the Full Pink Moon! I am going to give you all the facts about it first for those who only want the reminder and pertinent information then I will continue on about the exciting Artemis mission and my trip!

So as I said the Full Moon this coming month in April is called the Full Pink Moon and it will become full on April 1st at 10:12 PM (Not an April Fools Joke!) Buuuut technicallllly... Aprils ecclesiastical Full Moon occurs after the ecclesiastical spring equinox which is always set on March 21 and the astronomical spring equinox is on March 20, 2026. So really, this makes it the Paschal Moon. Also, because it is the first Full Moon of the season, it determines the date of Easter this year.

So I am sure all of you have heard we are finally going back to the moon from me for the last nine years, but now the time has finally come! Artemis II is set to lift off when? April 1st at 6:21PM EST on the full moon! Well, if everything goes according to schedule. While for this second mission the crew will not be landing on the moon, it will be taking astronauts on a ten day mission around the moon. Artemis III's plan is to actually touch down on the lunar surface. While I was able to head down to the cape and watch Artemis I take off and share my photos here with you, I will not be able to do the same for Artemis II this time because...

I am in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean! Yep! First time using Starlink too which I am sure the Astrophotographers LOVE! (¬.¬) I am currently heading towards the Azores and beyond on an expeditionary style cruise! 🛳 There are also fellow lunatics, space and cosmos enthusiasts, astrophysicists, astronomers and of course regular travelers on this vessel too! I've been to quite a few lectures and have taken part in some activities (also some R&R) The hype for Artemis is real and many people are having a great time drinking, partying and carrying on. This ship will eventually stop and pass through Gibraltar and end up in Italy. I am currently on day 4.

I hope you have a great viewing and welcome in the beautiful spring weather. Don't forget to go view the cherry blossoms if they are blooming! 🌸 Oh, if you would like me to ask a really knowledgeable person a moon or space related question, I'd be glad to ask. Let's keep each other up to date on Artemis and talk about it here! Nite! <3

:*:・。,☆゜'・🚀🌕:*:🐰🌸・。,🛳(≧ω≦) 。🌷・:・゜'☆,。・:

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Anonymous 26/04/06(Mon)00:11 No. 843808

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>>843804

My interie school was all sat in the main hall watching a TV (24" at most). When the space shuttle blow up. Looking back. It seems like a massive psychic imprint on 400+ children. Then I wonder how many more schools and children they did this.

I can remember watching the second plane hitting the second tower as well.
Life, eh.

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Anonymous 26/04/06(Mon)11:23 No. 843834

>>843702
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Anonymous 26/04/17(Fri)20:47 No. 843975

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>>843808
Yeah I remember those tiny yet huge tvs they rolled around school and whenever one was rolled into class everyone got excited. For some reason on substitute days or like twice a year we would watch Braveheart. Like all the time. I don't know why. Anyways, watching it live was before my time but I remember discussion about it.

Congratulations Artemis II on a successful mission! I saw the interview yesterday on foreign TV and they seem like a nice crew.

I came ashore in Italy a little over a week ago and are still traveling around and exploring the country. Pompeii and Vesuvius was fun and on the Amalfi coast. Rome was meh, I mean cool but busy and don't need to do any of that again. Glad I did it though. Florence was OK and Venice where I am now is really fun especially exploring the other islands.

Anonymous 25/09/16(Tue)04:19 No. 839535 [Reply] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts]

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Hazel castro Ai

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Anonymous 26/04/15(Wed)19:18 No. 843956

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Anonymous 26/04/16(Thu)09:12 No. 843966

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Imagine the shit that they are advertising nowadays.

Reminded me of this thread

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Anonymous 26/04/17(Fri)20:34 No. 843974

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Anonymous 26/04/02(Thu)12:39 No. 843719 [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

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Link to video https://sendvid.com/payqb1sc

Viral famous erotic stream accidental death. 27 year old young man was streaming from his profile on LiveJasmin. Was doing it while wearing a CONDOM. But had passed out while doing it and got strangled to death. Original stream of his dead body continued for another 23 minutes, before the viewers were finally able to contact the admins reporting his death and the stream with his corpse was immediately cut off.

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Anonymous 26/04/17(Fri)05:35 No. 843971

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>>843970
>his schtick shows its existence by being broken
>he resorts to samefriending
Got something stuck in a Dyson?

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Anonymous 26/04/17(Fri)06:01 No. 843972

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>How do you photoshop a video you dummy, unless you are some big Hollywood or high top special effects

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUm3oRYV7yM

>Star Wars 1950's Super Panavision 70 style made with #midjourney #elevenlabs and #runwayai and edited in Premiere. Script by Chat GPT.

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Anonymous 26/04/17(Fri)07:32 No. 843973

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I, Mr President, has an announcement to make.

If it's true that someone killed himself at the well-known site LiveJasmin. Then where are the news about it? Or is this just a cheap prank by someone with special needs? Post history suggests so.

I, Mr President, will not rest until the truth is uncovered.

Anonymous 26/02/24(Tue)03:07 No. 842954 [Reply]

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Blah, blah, blah.....
No one has anything to say anymore, because we are all so old we've said it already.
Also sod crows they've been getting all the memes.

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Anonymous 26/04/16(Thu)01:40 No. 843963

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Anonymous 26/04/16(Thu)05:08 No. 843965

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>>843963

> C*nts

Wtf is that some modern twitter famous mumble rappers name?

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Anonymous 26/04/16(Thu)09:44 No. 843967

>>842954
Or too lazy to...

Anonymous 26/04/15(Wed)15:58 No. 843953 [Reply]

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I accidentally flushed a large glass butt plug down the toilet and now the toilet is clogged and weird shit and water is coming up out of the bathtub drain when I try to flush.

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Anonymous 26/04/15(Wed)19:30 No. 843957

You are supposed to remove the device from the plugged child before it defecates. Haven't you taught it how to use a plug correctly?

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Anonymous 26/04/15(Wed)23:41 No. 843958

Pour bottle after bottle of Draino down the sink, let's see what happens.

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Anonymous 26/04/16(Thu)01:54 No. 843964

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>>843958
It won't dissolve the glass, op will have to call plumber

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Anonymous 26/04/08(Wed)23:51 No. 843874 [Reply]

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This piece of junk has failed its last recital. Give me the most humiliating way to send it to the scrapyard

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Anonymous 26/04/14(Tue)23:50 No. 843937

Just take it to the counter and tell the junk dealer that you're so smooth-brained that you couldn't handle a clarinet in such a way that it didn't fall apart. Should be humiliating enough.

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Anonymous 26/04/15(Wed)08:33 No. 843940

>>843879
Do you mean OP should poop it out into the shredder, or climb into the shredder and poop it out as it crushes and mangles his body?

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Anonymous 26/04/15(Wed)10:43 No. 843941

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>>843940

Poop it out into the shredder but your idea sounds better.

Anonymous 26/03/30(Mon)07:48 No. 843667 [Reply]

>be me
>be in junior year
>meet up with guy whos been dealing me weed and shrooms since 8th grade
>while buying half an ounce of weed he starts rambling to me about some bullshit
>ok
>ok
>ok
>obviously not paying attention much
>suddenly snap back when he starts talking about his sources, bc I've already asked him about it once or twice
>b4 this he's always been reserved abt it
>tells me about a guy named "bagels"
>says he's a direct link to some drug cartel and that everyone in the area buys from him I guess
>leave after that, and proceed to get high
should I ask more tmrw at school??? Ill keep u guys posted if I do

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Anonymous 26/04/09(Thu)15:09 No. 843876

be retarded faggot
Sound like dumbass trying to choke out a broken story

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Anonymous 26/04/13(Mon)17:21 No. 843925

stupid faggot why the actual fuck would you do some green text story shit in 2026, go end your life

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Anonymous 26/04/14(Tue)01:57 No. 843929

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>>843876
>>843925

you dim wits, we are going to troll the sit out of yuo over this......

Anonymous 26/04/12(Sun)15:47 No. 843919 [Reply]

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the cat climbed on my laptop
stepped on the keyboard
wrote "dddddddd"
more words than i've written all week
the cat is a better writer than me

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Anonymous 26/04/13(Mon)01:29 No. 843922

>>843921
no

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Anonymous 26/04/13(Mon)02:59 No. 843923

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Amazing, your cat is a great writer

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Anonymous 26/04/13(Mon)14:05 No. 843924

>>843919

It's a bass line. It's trying to communicate to through music.