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I kept thinking it would be worth it for me to buy a whole ass boat just to punt myself across a small stream near my house to save time in the mornings on the way to work.

I was at work and walking behind my coworkers when I felt light-headed and fell on the ground. Somehow, this caused my pants to fall as well, revealing my boxers, which had also somehow slid down partially as well, revealing my genitals.

Fortunately my dream-coworkers were very polite and professional about it.

>>49134
Quick correction - I don't know why I wrote "genitals" as plural, as I only have one.

I keep having this dream where I am back at university and I'm one course away from graduating, but I never go to the class so I never end up graduating, even though in real life I graduated 8 years ago.

>>49138
Good lord, I used to have this same nightmare.

>>49138
For me it's being back at school, but I've forgotten where all the classrooms are.

>>49135
You only have 1 ball?

>>49135
I did something similar recently. I referred to mine as "genitalia", even though I'm a man.

>>49142
No I have two testicles, but unfortunately only one penis. I thought the penis was considered the genital but I suppose testicles are too.

>>49143
I think genitalia is correct though, no? However I suppose that implies plurality too. I can't say I've ever heard anyone use the phrase "my genital" so maybe I've been mistaken this whole time.

>>49145
My apologies, John. I found your previous comment mildly amusing and figured I would respond to it with my own attempt at comedy of a similar type. From reading your latest post I now understand that you were being genuine, rather than seeking to engage in comedy. Please don't take this the wrong way, for I had simply misunderstood the nature of your comment and was all too eager to respond in a way that was amusing to me. In fact, I was mildly bothered by the fact that I was unable to respond to your previous post sooner, since the post-making functionality of this website happened to be broken at the time. At any rate, feel free to get in touch if you would like me to explain the comedy behind my earlier comment, and perhaps I could even offer you my own interpretation of your earlier comment, along with possible reasons as to why I perceived it as intentionally comedic.

Regards,
John

I dreamt I was working at the very first job I worked at, Burger King, and it was just a regular 8-hour shift. Nothing interesting happened, I was just serving customers for the entire duration of the dream. It was one of the longest dreams I can remember, and also one of the worst because the more I think about it, I essentially just worked an overnight shift at Burger King and didn't get paid for it.

>>49116
In my dream last night I was being psychically stalked by a small nigger child who reminded me I wanted to have a cup of coffee

fat

gay

queer

(TOO INTERESTING FOR /eh/ + SPAM + NO U)

>>49157
Thank you , mod.

Driving in a golf cart

I was on a holiday out in nature and did a poop so large that it almost overflowed the toilet. Fortunately it did flush down.

Didn't sure but i play my phone

I went to the warehouse nearby and talked with the boss hoping to get a job. I didn't get the job

I was staying at a hostel however for some reason the entrance gate was 30cm wide and I couldn't fit through

I was sitting in the front garden of a house I haven't lived in for 20 years. In fact whenever I dream about being "home" I seem to dream of that place

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>>49116

Well, Tommy and you were in me dream last night or more like this morning.
Outside a country pub you were both drinking and happy with a load of country lads/your mates.
I had seemed to be in a new punk band, with some God awful woke SJW witch. Who I eventually over ruled. Pity the poor band member she tattooed to get over it. Meanwhile there was a hold up with the gig as I was new to the band, yet knew other band , who were metalers. It was about some ego wank by the wicked witch about who was the most pure selfrightous - paint heads, no surprise there then.
Anyway, thankful drummers and PA guys and bass players start just setting up.
I did to fuck off raggie couple of punk/industrial covers (Non-Total War) with just the drummers and bass players, one whom used an octave pedal . Then with you two and your mates being over 51% of the crowd I switched over to reggae some jazz/blues, and surrealist lyrics about what the difference between 101 and 660?
58 bases points
Don't try and work that out, sadly that joke only entertains me, myself and I

Well hope you have constructive morning all so.

John

>>49382

I went to the toilet and then went back to bed. Fell asleep and had another dream.

In this one I destroyed Veccna and a large undead army. With one spell. He simply got in the way. The other people around me seemed very happy although I didn't feel I knew them, I was just passing by.
All I'll say about it was afterwards my only thought was how I could of used another abundant material component that was around. Looking at it and smiling, totally lost in the joy of simple majic.

I do hope the rest of the week is a lot uninteresting, particularly so, if truth be known.

Then you did ask the question in your thread.
Hope to have lots more particularly dreams.

John