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Dear John,
I get the feeling that OP is a quarter short of a dollar.
As they have failed to reply about what cheese they like.
Then, this could be why they only got the job they claim to have.
Either way, I find their lack of response a tell tale sign of someone who thinks they are more interesting than they are.
I hope you find this post Particularly uninteresting enough to make up for op wasting all our time.
as ever yours
John