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Anonymous 26/07/29(Wed)04:45 No. 845611 [Reply]

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Going at a million miles an hour here,
scrolling dictionary and calculus
finding out all the functions
On 400 mg of caffeine and lemonade
Caffeine is the best high!

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Anonymous 26/07/29(Wed)23:21 No. 845620

>>845619
It is a strong aphrodisiac at moderate to high doses

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Anonymous 26/07/31(Fri)15:11 No. 845633

You can buy kilo bags of the the tablets in boxed
Cheap as fuck
My friend did, he he still hasn't finished them this is a couple of years later

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Anonymous 26/07/31(Fri)15:12 No. 845634

>>845633

*Unboxed

Anonymous 26/10/18(Sun)06:34 No. 846921 [Reply]

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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Anonymous 26/10/18(Sun)07:51 No. 846922

I can almost smell her, and see the ants in her hair.

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Anonymous 26/10/18(Sun)15:22 No. 846927

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>>846922
I remember when I (temporarily) moved to Florida to go to college (87 dollars a credit hour how couldn't I?) and went to my first year of school there was this older woman in a night class from 6-8:45pm and she sat in front of me with a perm and she had spiders in her hair. Not just a one time incident. It's real.

Anonymous 26/09/12(Sat)04:42 No. 846412 [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

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My mother just told me we have jewish ancestry on her side. Should I end my life?

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Anonymous 26/10/18(Sun)08:30 No. 846923

>>846412
Just earn money with that jew heritage ya fuckin' retard. Might as well make yourself useful for something.

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Anonymous 26/10/18(Sun)09:04 No. 846924

>>846412
Probably, but that was just as true before you knew you were Jewish.

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Anonymous 26/10/18(Sun)11:12 No. 846925

yes

Anonymous 26/10/05(Mon)05:46 No. 846756 [Reply]

Sup y'all!!!

I'm new here! :D

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Anonymous 26/10/10(Sat)17:23 No. 846823

>>846756
Cool.

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Anonymous 26/10/15(Thu)21:43 No. 846882

>>846756
When Ur Male and got a Beard am ur Oldfag senpai 2

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Anonymous 26/10/19(Mon)11:24 No. 846946

I'm flowing in a dream

Anonymous 26/09/27(Sun)09:59 No. 846669 [Reply]

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When you see it..

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Anonymous 26/10/14(Wed)13:50 No. 846863

>>846846
>Anyway, all of this would be already obvious to you if you had the basic ability to think, so I don't know why I'm even talking about it.
For the odd lurker maybe. I'm noticing lots of people starting to really think lately. Sign of the times. There probably were others like this during the other catastrophic changes that brought civilization backwards time and time again.

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Anonymous 26/10/14(Wed)15:47 No. 846864

>>846845
Yeah, you don't see Western people doing traditional versions of things. Once the new shit comes, the old ways are basically abandoned. Not too many motherfuckers out here using a telegraph, you know? But tons of people in Japan still write on scrolls with ink.

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Anonymous 26/10/15(Thu)14:00 No. 846879

>>846864
This.

Two of my friends and one of my exes teach people how to write on scrolls with ink (made from ash, btw, just like it was in China two thousand years ago--and of course the most expensive brand of it is made the traditional way).

Anonymous 26/08/08(Sat)03:31 No. 845731 [Reply]

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Is power such as that only seen in movies achievable in real life?

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Anonymous 26/10/10(Sat)21:27 No. 846826

>>846799
I kinda wonder how much of it is methane smell or shit particles, I fucking love smelling my own farts

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Anonymous 26/10/10(Sat)21:29 No. 846827

>>846793
>What are you doing on my astroturf, vader?

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Anonymous 26/10/13(Tue)09:09 No. 846857

I like it when the shit is considerably dry and goes on for a long time, specially if afterwards I fell I was gently buttraped by some kind of dense and slightly hard slimy big dicked monster. if it stinks then bonus points

Anonymous 26/10/11(Sun)02:09 No. 846831 [Reply]

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Heya everyone! ヾ(´∇｀○)

Liru here still down in Central (now south) America. I went through the Panama Canal yesterday and I thought I share this picture I took of Herman the German.

Primarily used by the Kriegsmarine to assist with the construction of large surface ships, he also helped tend Uboats as a mobile dry dock. He was a war prize for the US and spent the end of the war until 1996 in Long Beach Shipyard but eventually was purchased by the Panama Canal Corporation and is now in Gamboa which is where I passed yesterday. Herman helped us reactivate the Iowas in the 80s among other large projects and is still one of the largest floating cranes.

Just thought some if you would want to read up more on its interesting history on the web and including ghosts. Cya!

Oh! Also yes, I did feel that 8.0 earthquake in Panama yesterday while I was on the water. It was strange and a neo-panamax cargo ship caught on fire on one of the exit locks yesterday. Can post pics if you want.

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Anonymous 26/10/11(Sun)22:46 No. 846843

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Last one

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Anonymous 26/10/11(Sun)23:59 No. 846844

Such an amazing piece of engineering, and approaching 100 years old. Thanks for sharing.

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Anonymous 26/10/12(Mon)22:56 No. 846847

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Anonymous 26/10/08(Thu)11:00 No. 846801 [Reply]

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Scratched my glasses today deep enough i can just catch it with my finger nail, tried looking up what can i do about it or if they sell something for it like windshield cracks and just a bunch of AI narrated videos of Vaseline and toothpaste/baking soda made by indians for small scratches not what i have.
Wat do?

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Anonymous 26/10/10(Sat)22:57 No. 846830

>>846822
I bet he can. Easily fits in the littlest hole.

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Anonymous 26/10/11(Sun)16:02 No. 846840

>>846810
I blame dirty negroes for this and I shall continue to blame dirty negroes for it (they can all burn in hell for this as far as I'm concerned)

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Anonymous 26/10/25(Sun)05:31 No. 847109

>>846840
You blame negroes for everything.

Anonymous 26/09/01(Tue)03:22 No. 846226 [Reply]

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They condense deep and important topics into 1-3 minute videos and their retarted "deep thinker" audience will eat it up like candy. Also, I swear most of what they are saying is probably just stuff they've seen on reddit or that they generated on ChatGPT. I can't prove it but it definitely seems that way to me. Back then we used to have actually smart people who called themselves philosophers, now it's just midwit teenagers on tiktok.

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Anonymous 26/10/05(Mon)16:08 No. 846764

>>846226
What a fucking fag

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Anonymous 26/10/05(Mon)18:47 No. 846766

>>846764
Does fag mean "late to the party but not wrong?" Cause if it does, then OP is huge fucking fag.

Anonymous 26/07/04(Sat)14:32 No. 845339 [Reply]

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Here's to the greatest country our human civilization has ever seen. Is it perfect? No, but there has never been such a nation that in just a short 250 years that created more prosperity and technology that lifted up the rest of the world and affords us the great state of living we enjoy today. Fundamentally changing the entire world really. Do I wander? Sure, but I'd never give up my citizenship and there is no other country I'd rather come home to. Consider re-reading the declaration of independence and the grievances they had and try to better understand why this was such a revolutionary, modern and forward thinking document.

Most of all, remember those who have kept or who are keeping this great experiment alive. Also eat as much brisket, ribs, and BBQ chicken as you can! 🍖

https://files.catbox.moe/uygyd6.mp4

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Anonymous 26/10/03(Sat)05:52 No. 846733

>>846715
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JG9ZwhxSXs

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Anonymous 26/10/03(Sat)15:28 No. 846737

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>>846715
>>846733
I have been trying for days to withhold myself from saying a naughty joke.

I'll let you peeps figure out what it was. Why was this old July 4th post bumped anyways?

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Anonymous 26/10/03(Sat)19:50 No. 846742

>>846737
Not sure. I just posted the link. :b