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Anonymous 26/08/13(Thu)11:44 No. 845811
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CPS put their dick in my life, claimed I had a disorder that I did not as an excuse to fit me into a group home for the bonus. I have to add this for context

>Be me
>13
>Stuck in Retard Row

There's this fat kid whose name I can't recall so we'll call him Marty

>Marty is obsessed with Selena Gomez
>Thinks Selena Gomez is his gf
>Beats off to Selena Gomez whenever she's on the TV
>Wants to impress her by learning Spanish
>I do not know Spanish, but I have beaner brothers so I've picked up on the cursing
>Cursing not allowed, but staff does not understand Spanish
>Start teaching Marty words
>Teach him "pendejo"
>"Bendeho"
>Close enough

>Next day in dayroom
>Schizo kid dancing to "I whip my hair" for the 10^10^100th time
>Marty brings out hog
>Proceeds to crank
>Staff doesn't notice until the fapping has reached a crescendo
>Sounds like a flurry of rocks crashing into a swimming pool
>NYYYYYEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHH NYEHHHH NYYYEEEEHHHHHH
>Staff approaches
>Marty is furiously, rabidly cranking it
>Tell Marty to stop
>BENDEHO
>Proceed to take down Marty
>They're fighting now, albeit him with only one hand as he begins to crank faster and harder
>BENDEHO BENDEHO BENDEHO
>They pull him to the floor
>He's face down
>Arches so he has room between his own body and floor so he can keep cranking
>BENDEHO BENDEHO BENDEHO BENDEHO BENDEHO
>mfw.jpg
>They try to pull his arm out
>Cranking it sideways now, still screaming "bendeho" over and over again
>Medics come in and shoot him up with tranqs while staff holds him down
>Goes limp and falls on his own dick and screams
>Staff drags him out, drooling and mumbling about "bendeho"


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Anonymous 26/08/13(Thu)14:19 No. 845812
845812

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Fuck yeah CP.

>A SPIC
kys
>words
Lol


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Anonymous 26/08/13(Thu)14:27 No. 845813

>>845812
Where's the CP?

And I'm not a spic


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Anonymous 26/08/13(Thu)14:41 No. 845816

Another kid, we'll call him "Andrew"

>Retard problem child
>Likes to dig in the closet and throw shit everywhere
>My bunkmate in a room of 3, I've got the middle bed
>Stuck in here with this idiot
>Also an occasional fapper but he doesn't do it on me so not my issue

What's with tards and fapping so much? Anyway...

>Starts fucking around one night, guards chasing him up and down the halls
>Has his dick out because of course
>Takes a laminated plastic sign off the wall and throws it at a guard
>They love to decorate this place to pretend it's not jail
>Hits guard cleanly on the eye and severs it open
>"Ah fuck get him the fuck outta here!"
>Guard sent to hospital
>Cops called
>Proceeds to trash the room
>Tard in other bed "what the fuck man?"
>First sensible thing I've heard from any tard
>Andrew trashes all his shit
>Tosses a mattress at me
>Wraps himself in all the toilet paper
>"I'm a mummy"
>Cops come
>Frolics to them with glee
>Goes silent as soon as he hears the cuffs

Guard came back the next day and said in that moment when his eye was pierced he saw colors he could not explain



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