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CPS put their dick in my life, claimed I had a disorder that I did not as an excuse to fit me into a group home for the bonus. I have to add this for context
>Be me
>13
>Stuck in Retard Row
There's this fat kid whose name I can't recall so we'll call him Marty
>Marty is obsessed with Selena Gomez
>Thinks Selena Gomez is his gf
>Beats off to Selena Gomez whenever she's on the TV
>Wants to impress her by learning Spanish
>I do not know Spanish, but I have beaner brothers so I've picked up on the cursing
>Cursing not allowed, but staff does not understand Spanish
>Start teaching Marty words
>Teach him "pendejo"
>"Bendeho"
>Close enough
>Next day in dayroom
>Schizo kid dancing to "I whip my hair" for the 10^10^100th time
>Marty brings out hog
>Proceeds to crank
>Staff doesn't notice until the fapping has reached a crescendo
>Sounds like a flurry of rocks crashing into a swimming pool
>NYYYYYEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHH NYEHHHH NYYYEEEEHHHHHH
>Staff approaches
>Marty is furiously, rabidly cranking it
>Tell Marty to stop
>BENDEHO
>Proceed to take down Marty
>They're fighting now, albeit him with only one hand as he begins to crank faster and harder
>BENDEHO BENDEHO BENDEHO
>They pull him to the floor
>He's face down
>Arches so he has room between his own body and floor so he can keep cranking
>BENDEHO BENDEHO BENDEHO BENDEHO BENDEHO
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>They try to pull his arm out
>Cranking it sideways now, still screaming "bendeho" over and over again
>Medics come in and shoot him up with tranqs while staff holds him down
>Goes limp and falls on his own dick and screams
>Staff drags him out, drooling and mumbling about "bendeho"