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Anonymous 25/08/25(Mon)00:46 No. 839117 [Reply]

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Here is a picture of a decomposing cabbage.

Imagine it lying by the road side and you squat behind it to feel it. Touch the rancid leaves(?). Fondle the mildew forest. Then gently, gently touch it with the tip of your SINEP!

Why should a cabbage to to waste without me sexually gratifying myself with it?

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Anonymous 25/09/11(Thu)06:18 No. 839446

>>839445
This is the meekness inherent this weak excuse for a kink. Put on your leather chaps wrap the barb wire around the base of your penis and show those 3 week old bull testicles who is the man of the family. Smell the victory of your manhood, as your penis swells from the infection and becomes the sexy meat it just had its way with.

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Anonymous 25/09/11(Thu)22:24 No. 839453

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>>839446
Yes, yes! You understand the forbidden pleasures of necrovegetialism! YESSSS!

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Anonymous 25/09/26(Fri)20:23 No. 839723

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Mmm... Mouldy TOMATOS! Makes me SINEP really TWITCH!

Anonymous 25/09/26(Fri)06:03 No. 839715 [Reply]

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This question has been plaguing me for years.

In this episode of Murdoch Murdoch called "BREXIT", what is the name of the British Sitcom that plays at the very beginning of the video?

Link for reference:
https://murdochmurdoch.net/murdoch/brexit/

Anonymous 25/04/29(Tue)19:01 No. 835946 [Reply] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts]

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hey can i still post tits herer

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Anonymous 25/10/04(Sat)16:00 No. 839911

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is talor prego

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Anonymous 25/10/06(Mon)05:40 No. 839932

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Anonymous 25/10/09(Thu)20:01 No. 840008

burp

Anonymous 25/09/25(Thu)08:18 No. 839691 [Reply]

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I cant buy drywall with foodstamps son

Anonymous 25/09/22(Mon)15:24 No. 839657 [Reply]

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N E V E R
U N S E E N

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Anonymous 25/09/24(Wed)19:11 No. 839680

Hello, my name is Globular Silva, my legs are weak (jello) and my brains are tired, where can I find the nearest room to rest in?

Anonymous 25/09/21(Sun)20:06 No. 839638 [Reply]

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Found out my phone can display animated gif as a wallpaper. Post animated gifs pls.

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Anonymous 25/09/22(Mon)22:50 No. 839661

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I did this one.

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Anonymous 25/09/23(Tue)10:18 No. 839669

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Anonymous 25/09/05(Fri)23:03 No. 839380 [Reply]

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Heya 7chan! ヾ(＾∇＾)

Time is flying again and it's time for another Full Moon! This months Full Moon is called the Corn Moon 🌽 and it will become full on Sunday, September 7th at 2:09PM EST. The moon will be below the horizon at that point so your best viewing will be that night!

Another special treat this month is a Total Lunar Eclipse that will be happening during the full moon. So yeah, A BLOOD MOON! 🩸 Unfortunately it won't be visible at all in the United States. So the foreign anon who mentioned about posting the reminder a day earlier might be in for a special treat! I'll post the eclipse map next after this post. Oh, about that... In the past I use to just look at the moon and there was no set time when I'd post an reminder. I'd aim for the previous night but now I will try my best to get it posted more than a day in advance!

Did you know you can eat field corn and it actually tastes really close to sweet corn? Yep, it's true and I have had it a few times on my grandparents farm. The thing is, you really have to know when to pick it because the window of time when it tastes good is very short compared to sweet corn, sometimes just a few days. I have been busy recently both painting and staining before winter and planning trips like up north to see the Aurora. (Remember, we are still in the solar maximum right now so you might want to consider going to see it this year or else you may have to wait another eleven years for the best chance at a great show!) What projects have you been up to this last month? (≧◡≦)

I wish you all a wonderful viewing and hope the weather stays clear! Have a great night! （ﾉ´ヮ´）ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

:*:・。,☆🌽🌽🌽 '・🩸🌕🩸:*:・。,ヽ(ヅ)ノ ☆。・:・゜'☆,。・:

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Anonymous 25/09/22(Mon)22:45 No. 839659

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>>839658
Personifying the sun as an autist is pretty amusing to me.

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Anonymous 25/09/22(Mon)23:01 No. 839662

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>>839436
Heh, sounds like you were checking out more than one moon that night! (づ￣ ³￣)づ❤

>>839444
Cool! Glad it was fun. Yeah, around the time it gets cooler is when I start seeing it from my chair at home and it crosses all over the big window.

>>839658
Ugh... Tell me about it. Satellites 🛰 not only annoy me sometimes when I look at the sky, but they are crazy disruptive for land based astrophotography. As you know there are different levels of geostationary orbit and yes, space trash is getting to really be a problem. We have to actively monitor each little chunk down to a tiny amount (dunno how big really) because it can be very dangerous and we can't just blow stuff up that's old because that just exacerbates the problem so I dunno what they are doing about it.

As for another Carrington event... yeah. That might suck. I thought we were "hardening" our grid the last like 10 years but who knows where the money is going. It'd be interesting if I could get someone to build a faraday cage in my garage and if that could help prevent my vehicles from frying. Lol I dunno. At least I'd still have a vehicle during the crazyness. I love post-apocalyptic and disaster movies BTW! Polar shifting like polar wandering? Yeah, the last few years I do remember reading our magnetic field is kinda wonky now. I didn't think it was too crazy as it's a pretty natural thing.

>Drowning Pool: Let the Plasma hit the floor
If only that bird was still alive to sing your version! =3

https://youtu.be/uguXNL93fWg?si=S2-O2nKyPXOXg0Bb
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Anonymous 25/09/23(Tue)07:05 No. 839667

>>839658
Yeah I see 4 sometimes too. Half of the time I look up, literally half, there's one on a good clear night (soon after dusk).

What really surprises me is how insane bright some are sometimes. Makes me doubt they're even satellites. Like orders of magnitude brighter than the others. But I doubt I'm seeing the ISS all the time and even then I don't remember it being so damn bring and then fading like the other satellites. IDK maybe I'm just stupid, but it makes me put on my tinfoil hat.

Anonymous 25/08/27(Wed)09:14 No. 839168 [Reply]

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Chick I fucked while drunk is claiming rape now.
Nice knowing you guys. I'm gonna blow my head off when the cops come. Might film! Apparently no guys believe her, though. None, LOL. I mean, I didn't do anything wrong. We both were drinking and it just happened. She literally asked me if I want to fuck. So btw if a chick ever asks you if she wants to fuck while you are both drinking don't cause they will accuse you of being a rapist. I let my dick over come my rational faculties.

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Anonymous 25/08/29(Fri)05:31 No. 839211

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After reading this entire thread and reviewing the OP's image, I'm going to make a bold but ultimately extremely safe assumption that OP is omitting an entire novel's worth of details and is actually much more at fault than he's claiming. And even if he really isn't, his judgement of character is so dogshit that he still really is.

Remember this OP, faggots always find faggots. I'm not just talking about teh gays when I say this. You're in this situation because you're a fucking loser who fucks fucking losers, because you're a fucking loser. It's a man's world so unfortunately you'll probably be fine at the end of this little soap opera, so fingers crossed you actually learn something and stop acting like a fucking retard.

Seriously this is the most trailer park white trash bullshit I've read on this board in months, and that's including all the drivel our resident /pol/bot churns out.

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Anonymous 25/08/29(Fri)07:11 No. 839213

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>>839211
I agree that OP seems a little retarded, however my interpretation is that he picked up some 17 year old hussy, they had alcohol and fucked, and now she's being a woman about it and making shit up. Dude needs to get his head out of the weed haze for a moment and look up some legal advice about how to not get convicted of dumb shit. Namely keeping your mouth shut. He seems like the kind of guy who will get worked up and paranoid and start spilling the beans and put himself in prison

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Anonymous 25/09/23(Tue)00:14 No. 839663

rip