Here's a dream for ya. I had a dream that someone had a time machine and they knew what I was going to do before I did it. They made a sticker for their car that warned me not to do it and parked where they knew I'd see it.

I noticed the bumper sticker, and realized it was meant for me as it was intended for me to realize by it's design, but I read too deep into it's message and thought it was actually telling to to do the thing instead of not to.

So I did the thing, and only afterwards did I realize that it was an attempt to get me not to do it. Funny thing is, if they hadn't tried to prevent me from doing it, I wouldn't have done it. Prior to reading the sticker I wasn't planning to, in the mood to, or even thinking about or wanting to do the thing.

It's a paradox isn't it? It's as if by trying to change a future event you have inserted yourself into the chain of events and become a causal factor. But since you have a time machine you can't help yourself. You are compelled to try anyway.

Very odd dream I must say.

I had another dream the same night where I was a businessman negotiating a deal with another businessman. I had been warned about the guy and told that he was crafty so beware. Now there was a clause in the deal where to indicate that he agreed he had to perform a specific task which no one would do unless they agreed. That way I would know he was serious. When the time came, instead of doing the task, the guy did all these other things that were similar to the task but not the task. One of them was an attempt by him to get an extension of time on him having to complete the task. For less time and effort than he put into the other bullshit, he could have just done the task.

The guy who warned me about him met me for lunch and I told him what happened. He said "Problem with you is, you're trying to make a deal and he's trying to run you out of business by wasting your time and money. Since you are a competitor of his, he'll humor you endlessly on deals you want to make and waste as much of your time as he can."

I was shocked by this. He's hardly in any danger from me I thought. But my friend was right, that is how he was acting. In the end I decided to ignore him and change the business I was in also. That way I'm not a "threat" to his business and not open to any further "garden paths" as they say.
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>>845207
oh dont get me wrong there are other layers, but i like to keep a bit of me anchored in the material world for the others that i care for.

I smoked weed all day for five years and had no dreams. Better times.

>>845199
I was harassed by him, saw him face to face, he was civil with me through.
I may have been to his world. Anyone see the sun? Any info Anyonecares to share?

>>845201
I need to correct something
He was actually pretty nice to me when I saw him. And he helped me with something. I just didn't like the destination that day...

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>>845189
i fell prey to his evilness and found myself in a troll thread filled with only trolls and no one to feed them.

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>>845188

Ice scream, you Scream, we all scream for Ice cream.

I can see my new job so clearly now, it just i'm stuck in this one till July 17 at the earliest.
I hope does drag on till Spetember, that would such a drag man.

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>>845188

Are going to pay for these?

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>>845203
Went on a class trip to an amusement park in eighth grade. My friend Jarrid stepped in ice cream, so he screamed "I scream, you scream, I stepped in ice cream!" at the top of his lungs and I couldn't stop laughing.

i could have sworn i included a subject. for anyone curious, the subject field was set to "FORESKIN ALERT"

>>845039
>>It's like they're trying to spoon feed you agendas and points of view and don't want you to think anything else.

Bro, what the fuck are you searching up where you have to question your world view?

>>845042
>I thought this was an internet problem not a search engine problem

>>845044
>Bro, what the fuck are you searching up where you have to question your world view?

It's mainly because I've seen what search engines used to be and have seen them slowly "die". It's like, give me the info I want to search and read/watch, why are you feeding random curated info that people around me know (maybe not all at once) about and talk about everyday?

I can say for sure they've blocked at least 80% (maybe even more than 90%) of the internet through this.

The real question is "why?". I've seen the days when just changing one letter would give you completely different results.

its going to get so bloated and shitty you will have to ask people or go to a library

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I might have been trolling myself this whole time and we're dealing with a literal strawberry.

Or this is some advanced level I've never encountered before and an extreme amounts of dedication. I would lift my hat, unfortunately I don't think such luck is necessarily upon us.

I enjoyed it dude even though I guess we've been kind of milking it this thread in particular, but the whole Christian crusaders / government surveillance bit was genuinely great. You are not as useless as you might think. Dumb as a fucking shoe though.

I hope your wife cucked you if you were ever married, this whole shit is fucking sending me bro.

>>845151
Whatever dude. Look for strawberries.

>>845055
I've eaten ass a couple of times! It's great! Delicious musky smell.

>>845165

Russia. Where men can be free.

>>845168
They're in an active war right now. You gon git enlisted and dead.

>>845148
Common sense? Surely u don't work for the surveillance aparatus..

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Liar

I'm Mongolian.

>>845060
Come and say that to my face you little punk ass whiteboy

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If any of you guys ever goes to war, make sure you make it a TOTAL WAR. Otherwise, it's just not worth it.

Any adversarial action overt or covert is an act of war if it's not pursued through diplomacy. It's okay to disagree on something, but to try to exert your influence outside of dialogue and agreement is an act of war.

Don't go to war, it's an ugly thing. But if you do, make it worth it and make it a spectacular. In war there are no rules, therefore all war is total war the only rule there is is to crush. People don't take it nearly seriously enough. Especially women. The more vulnerable yet the more willing to start wars and throw away diplomacy. Funny how that works. Walk around and have no enemies or if you do - crush them.

Artillery, machine guns and rifles is for niggers. Use your fucking head. They will never know what hit them, but the war will be over already. It is very ugly, but it works. Don't get fooled by the big business, this is not what war is about, these guys mostly just want to make a quick buck, real war is much more sinister.