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Anonymous 26/02/24(Tue)03:07 No. 842954 [Reply]

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Blah, blah, blah.....
No one has anything to say anymore, because we are all so old we've said it already.
Also sod crows they've been getting all the memes.

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Anonymous 26/04/16(Thu)09:44 No. 843967

>>842954
Or too lazy to...

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Anonymous 26/04/17(Fri)23:05 No. 843976

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Anonymous 26/04/20(Mon)09:02 No. 844010

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Anonymous 26/04/15(Wed)15:58 No. 843953 [Reply]

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I accidentally flushed a large glass butt plug down the toilet and now the toilet is clogged and weird shit and water is coming up out of the bathtub drain when I try to flush.

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Anonymous 26/04/19(Sun)20:30 No. 844001

>>843964
I know it won't dissolve, i just want to see what happens.

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Anonymous 26/04/20(Mon)02:31 No. 844006

I flushed some 2" pieces of corn cob in the toilet. I thought I was fucked but I dumped some draino and it handled the situation. Op sounds like your fucked

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Anonymous 26/04/20(Mon)08:58 No. 844009

>>843953

OP just moved, you are not going to be able to flush Stranger Things down the toilet
Also you need sort of carer, what kind of skid mark sticks glass up there ass

Anonymous 26/03/30(Mon)07:48 No. 843667 [Reply]

>be me
>be in junior year
>meet up with guy whos been dealing me weed and shrooms since 8th grade
>while buying half an ounce of weed he starts rambling to me about some bullshit
>ok
>ok
>ok
>obviously not paying attention much
>suddenly snap back when he starts talking about his sources, bc I've already asked him about it once or twice
>b4 this he's always been reserved abt it
>tells me about a guy named "bagels"
>says he's a direct link to some drug cartel and that everyone in the area buys from him I guess
>leave after that, and proceed to get high
should I ask more tmrw at school??? Ill keep u guys posted if I do

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Anonymous 26/04/13(Mon)17:21 No. 843925

stupid faggot why the actual fuck would you do some green text story shit in 2026, go end your life

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Anonymous 26/04/14(Tue)01:57 No. 843929

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>>843876
>>843925

you dim wits, we are going to troll the sit out of yuo over this......

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Anonymous 26/04/19(Sun)04:08 No. 843992

>>843929
Okay, I usually don't dig on photo manips but this is kinda hot.

Anonymous 26/04/18(Sat)17:49 No. 843986 [Reply]

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Anonymous 26/04/08(Wed)23:51 No. 843874 [Reply]

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This piece of junk has failed its last recital. Give me the most humiliating way to send it to the scrapyard

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Anonymous 26/04/14(Tue)23:50 No. 843937

Just take it to the counter and tell the junk dealer that you're so smooth-brained that you couldn't handle a clarinet in such a way that it didn't fall apart. Should be humiliating enough.

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Anonymous 26/04/15(Wed)08:33 No. 843940

>>843879
Do you mean OP should poop it out into the shredder, or climb into the shredder and poop it out as it crushes and mangles his body?

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Anonymous 26/04/15(Wed)10:43 No. 843941