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>Be me
>Still a virgin and have no girlfriend.
>Always shower and brush my teeth everyday, always use perfume and liquid deoderant whenever I'm going outside, also comb my hair every now and then.
>Always rockin' classic middle class suburban shit like the knit wool sweater and tie combo, or the tropical pattern shirts with long black pants.
>Really didn't mind not having a girlfriend or being a virgin, never thought of it as anything bad or particularly unfair and mainly held it against myself and blamed myself for it because of past mistakes that I'll never live down.
>Have an extremely annoying older cousin that is a strawberryed sperg that constantly has autistic episodes where he screams and shouts random things and makes grunting noises
>This guy doesn't airwolfing shower or brush his teeth, doesn't use deoderant or perfume so obviously he really airwolfing stinks
>He spends most of his time chronically online watching his autistic entertainment and playing Gacha games all the time
>Horrible sense of fashion, never dresses properly to public places
>Motherairwolfer still somehow gets a girlfriend before I do.
>I kind of feel bad for the girl for being with him but at the same time I want to beat the everliving airwolf out of her for being such a dumb bitch.
>Mfw a strawberryed autistic sperg airwolfing mogs me
>Mfw nothing will ever make my situation any better.
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