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Anonymous 26/05/20(Wed)05:55 No. 844654 [Reply]

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Hope there's no horrific downside to this one, I'm enjoying the ease of use.

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Anonymous 26/05/22(Fri)20:43 No. 844669

>>844654
>>844667
but it is a paid service, isn't it?

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Anonymous 26/05/22(Fri)21:40 No. 844670

>>844669
No, it is completely free! GRATIS%
This is why so many people have started to use it
GRATIS GRATIS GRATIS
Enjoy!

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Anonymous 26/05/23(Sat)22:55 No. 844713

>>844669
Nope, it's free and built right in to the browser. Just click the button and you're on. Which is why I worry about hidden no nos.

Anonymous 26/05/22(Fri)12:31 No. 844662 [Reply]

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Black technology thread

and the imminent nigger / African technological revolution or breakthrough

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Anonymous 26/05/22(Fri)19:14 No. 844665

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I would rather see niggers punished in the worst medieval methods - ripping their colon completely to shreds than any more of their insidious, self replicating dark technologies to be getting out of the African continent, middle east or the African collective unconscious (through the black, brown, jew, sand, curry, monkey, islam or any other kind of evil nigger diaspora worldwide)

This is no longer a joke guys, look at what is happening to Europe, mark my words, America is next, the evil jew has it marked for destruction already

Please have faith in Christ, this is our only chance left if we are going to make it at all

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Anonymous 26/05/22(Fri)20:10 No. 844666

>>844663
>>844665
GO AWAY. YOU ARE FAGGOTS AND NO ONE LIKES YOU.

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Anonymous 26/05/22(Fri)20:33 No. 844668

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>>844666
I'm not here to be liked, I'm here to provide wisdom to those who STILL HAVE THE CONSCIOUSNESS TO HEAR IT AT ALL!!

Niggers are a plague and a disease, no amount of posturing will ever replace the real and only solutions!! We must whipe them like we wipe the shit from a toddler's ass AND THIS IS THE ONLY SOLUTION THAT WILL ACTUALLY WORK ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!

Anonymous 26/05/19(Tue)22:11 No. 844649 [Reply] Locked

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Hello. I hope that it´s allowed on /b but I would like to ask anyone where to get LSD in real life. Any tips where to buy or borrow it? Thanks.

(WHY HELLO THERE LAW ENFORCEMENT)

Anonymous 26/05/17(Sun)10:59 No. 844581 [Reply]

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trying to find that one store as a kid just to buy a pack of gum

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Anonymous 26/05/18(Mon)17:23 No. 844625

>>844581

Love the pic

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Anonymous 26/05/18(Mon)17:54 No. 844626

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>>844625
Do you like my pic?

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Anonymous 26/05/19(Tue)06:03 No. 844643

>>844626
Yes!

Anonymous 26/04/12(Sun)15:47 No. 843919 [Reply]

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the cat climbed on my laptop
stepped on the keyboard
wrote "dddddddd"
more words than i've written all week
the cat is a better writer than me

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Anonymous 26/04/13(Mon)14:05 No. 843924

>>843919

It's a bass line. It's trying to communicate to through music.

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Anonymous 26/04/24(Fri)21:46 No. 844097

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Hey guys, anyone want to hang out? I have a little bit of free time right now.

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Anonymous 26/05/18(Mon)19:13 No. 844629

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Bumping because I love itasha

And because the motor thread got bumped into oblivion or wherever I don't know

Anonymous 26/05/18(Mon)15:59 No. 844621 [Reply]

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Kinderficker Sebastian Leins aus Stuttgart Hohenheim trinkt sich bei der Carolingia Hohenheim Mut an und zeigt dann kleinen Kindern seinen Penis. Der Kinderficker arbeitet bei Bayer in Frankfurt und ist nur nicht im Knast weil Winfried Kretschmänn Mitglied in der gleichen Naziverbindung Carolingia ist. Besonders Andreas Schimpf, homosexuell ist hier schon rassistisch aufgefallen, da er Quotenneger für ein normales Wort gegenüber Deutschen mit Migru hält. Auch Johannes Rehm, HIV positiv ist Mitglied und findet Deutsche sollten keine schwarzen Haare haben. Simon Glaser, ebenfalls HIV positiv denkt jemand mit Migru ist kein Deutscher und auch die anderen ultramontanen Nazis der Carolingia Hohenheim werden komischerweise nicht vom Verfassungsschutz beobachtet, nur weil Winfried Kretschmänn eben auch Mitglied ist, der in seinem schwulen Grössenwahn gerne Mal betrunken behauptet er sei die Presse in Baden-Württemberg. Alles wohl im Rahmen der Verfassung des 3. Reichs. Deutsche sind Nazis.

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Anonymous 26/05/18(Mon)17:07 No. 844624

Well, hey, better a nazi than a fucking nigger. Pick your poison. You can send us the Nazis and we'll send you the niggers.

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Anonymous 26/05/18(Mon)23:23 No. 844638

>>844624
Christ alive, go back to failchan already, you goddamn faggot.

Anonymous 26/05/14(Thu)09:25 No. 844510 [Reply]

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What is the strangest thing an anime babe that claims not to be a prostitute but waits around in the unknown hours to suck off lonely strangers has said to you whilst performing comfort and relaxtion after a hard weeks work.

Other than 'that's a big one' or 'sometimes I snog girls', 'your computer looks really powerful' lmao despite it's not big at all, and of course all girls snog other girls, it's above average but it's nothing to write home about. Not helpful.

Sometimes you get something interesting.

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Anonymous 26/05/14(Thu)22:03 No. 844532

Pretty sure this didn't land. Del

Designating the flag by the cock. Wasn't the only trick up here sleeve either. She had all kinds of advanced tricks. And she wasn't one of those devil bitches either.

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Anonymous 26/05/14(Thu)23:15 No. 844536

What does snog mean?

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Anonymous 26/05/18(Mon)05:18 No. 844614

>>844536
Make out.

Anonymous 26/05/17(Sun)19:28 No. 844599 [Reply]

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how bro be lloking at u when u have gums

Anonymous 26/04/15(Wed)15:58 No. 843953 [Reply]

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I accidentally flushed a large glass butt plug down the toilet and now the toilet is clogged and weird shit and water is coming up out of the bathtub drain when I try to flush.

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Anonymous 26/05/06(Wed)15:37 No. 844354

also be careful with your ass

those porn stars that create tearing

it's a problem

and stuffing memory cards up your ass too is anothe rstupid idea that was popular on motherless for years

what the fuck why would you put legal porn up your ass

they're so affraid of everything

they'll probably die of ass cancer tearing their asses

because they're affraid fo everything
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Anonymous 26/05/15(Fri)03:49 No. 844540

whoops!

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Anonymous 26/05/17(Sun)18:04 No. 844596

You're a retard, and a faggot.

Anonymous 26/05/12(Tue)21:00 No. 844481 [Reply]

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I had to get a new ID picture because it'd been a long time since I got one. I fucking hate it. I'd look better reflected in the back of a heroin spoon.

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Anonymous 26/05/14(Thu)10:03 No. 844516

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>>844515
I've seen chicks that look damn near magically good post fugly looking girls saying that they're jealous of how they look and I'm pretty sure they were not larping

But what I'm trying to say is that I think some extremely good looking people don't understand the strata in which they exist like AT ALL (they know they're good looking, but they don't understand the degree of differentiation and probably hyper fixate on the flaws, which sometimes is actually a minor thing, but they probably blow it up in their mind), but then again it's a subjective thing, it's just weird that the person themselves doesn't understand it. Shouldn't the one who is evaluated be kind of like the highest authority in a sense, because it's literally the native vibration for them...

I wonder if guys are ultimately capable of seeing higher beauty in girls than the girls themselves regardless of how beautiful they are... (Because the opposite sex might have the keener eye, not to mention men are more visual in the first place)
I wonder if beautiful people are capable of recognizing higher levels of beauty than the average folk...

I remember thinking I was beautiful... Especially right after rocket rides to outer space
Got to grow a third set of teeth though, this one's just kinda fucked.. not to mention recessed maxilla... I won't bore you with the details, but that shit neither looks good nor functions very well when it's fucked up...

But to truly appreciate fucked up jaws (and teeth to be fair) one has to grow up with these babies, I pity the children who are growing up with that now, and there's a fuckton of them... On the other hand, their chances are better than mine... But it's just so brutal man

One thing we know for sure - The difference between Friedrich Nietzsche or Nikola Tesla and an average man is VASTLY greater than the difference between an average man and a monkey. And I would argue that the same applies to beauty. Yet, certainly - it is in the eye of the beholder.

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Anonymous 26/05/14(Thu)12:41 No. 844520

Yeah, OP, that's how ageing works. But wait, it gets worse: eventually it kills you too. Just ignore all that crap and enjoy the good things in life.

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Anonymous 26/05/14(Thu)21:44 No. 844528

good looking women using filters is a pity

i think they call it body dismorphia