/grim/ - Cold, Grim & Miserable

Edgar Anon Poe ## Admin ## 12/10/14(Sun)22:41 No. 1 [Reply] [Last 50 posts] Stickied

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Yep, this is an actual board. Congratulations to you.. you sad, lonely individuals. I think the best way to describe this board is to just copy paste the post that inspired it's trip on to /777/:
"There's too much happiness on this site already. We need more cold stuff, more darkness and unhappiness.
I propose a /grim/ board. Where we gather to share jokes that aren't funny. Grim stuff like gore perhaps. Murder stories. Genocide. Results of war. Pictures of areas in the dark. Pictures of crumbling ruins. Pictures of thing that are decreasing in value or are stagnant in value in the sense that they cannot get any more undesired. Also, Nigrachan is obligatory."

Lets have a minor tweak of the rules from the /777/, version. This board is not for gore. Gore posters will be banned. It's just for generally miserable shit, just go with the stuff that is in the above quote and you should be fine. Any further rules will be made up as we go along if necessary and will be added to this post.

Go Wild.

To request future /777/s use this thread.

New Admin post 30th Sept, 2013.

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Edgar Anon Poe 25/05/14(Wed)04:39 No. 7390

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>>7220
Well I don't. I don't believe nothin', what you're doin'!

On feeling guilty for being a geek loser who likes vidya & animu Edgar Anon Poe 25/08/05(Tue)06:13 No. 7483 [Reply]

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Dear sweet fuck how the hell does anybody still bother with 4ailchan? I just tried to post some shit because I got a bad case of the feels right now and it won't STFU and go away until I release the pressure by vomiting it up on someone else, and like: wait 2 minutes to reply, type in captcha, "lel nope wrong captcha try again after 3 fucking seconds", repeat 4 or 5 times before I throw my hands in the air and give the fuck up, and was about to give up on this shit site too because of your stupid fucking captcha too -- "sorry your message was too long" F#$@!#%$ FUCK YOU I'M GONNA POST TO SOME-FUCKING-BODY I CAN'T JUST LET THIS SHIT GO IF I COULD SWALLOW MY OWN SHIT AND NOT BE BOTHERED I FUCKING WOULD FUCK YOU ALL, WHY DO IMAGE BOARDS HAVE TO SUCK SO HARD NOW, WHY DOES THE WHOLE FUCKING INTERNET HAVE TO BE SO SHITTY AND STUPID AND LAME ANYMORE, WHY ARE WE ALL ALLOWING CORPO CLOWN-WORLD HELL TO RULE US ALL

Anyway, here's a couple big bitch whine screeds and you can just hide thread and move on if you don't wanna read /r9k/ style pissing and moaning:

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Better to be a fat woman than a fat man. Obese bitches get laid on Tinder all the time, they're guaranteed to have sex any time they like, women have sex with who they like and men have sex with who they can. And while it is time-consuming to lose weight, it's worth it and you'll set your sails for life on easy-mode even more so than you already do.

Be thankful you were born with a hole and not a pole, thereby free of judgement and labels and everybody cares about you and wants the best for you instead of considering you worth less than dirt who should just die and nobody gives a crap what you think or do, you all can just do whatever you please without the constraints of reason and accountability, nobody is gonna call you a geek or a loser if you cosplay or play video games, hell by virtue of being female you decide whether or not video games and cosplay is a geek activity or a high social status venture!

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On feeling guilty for being a geek loser who likes vidya & animu Edgar Anon Poe 25/08/05(Tue)06:13 No. 7484

>>7483
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Long rant ahead on feeling guilty for being a geek loser who likes video games

Full title / tl;dr summary:
On being crippled by shame, guilt, self-doubt, and self-hatred for being a low-value nerd who likes video games, anime, less popular music genres like heavy metal, and other "loser activities" instead of self-improving, making money, and getting laid like a normal "real man" should.

I hate when I'm trying to engage in some fun but pointless waste of time like video games or anime or youtube -- and my brain will not STFU, I'm flooded with distracting background thoughts, when I'm trying to concentrate.

And it's worst when I'm attempting to have fun and pass the time on a stereotypical "loser activity" like anime or video games, where I'm pulled between the cognitive dissonance of "yeah, you're a low-value male doing a low-value male activity, lol, you could make the choice to suck less and make money and get laid but no, you've chosen to suck and fail and do it all wrong, to waste your one life on stupid crap like watching anime and playing video games instead of being normal and having a girlfriend and staying far from lady-repellent geek activities like a real man should, that you have such poor taste that you can't even enjoy REAL art and REAL culture you common-taste philistine profligate, that you wouldn't even bother with entertainment at all if you'd just adopt the sigma grindset and put your nose to the grindstone and work hard at self-improvement, of becoming the strongest version of yourself, of being both the marble and the sculptor -- even though you can't take any of it with you and you're fated to rot in the ground like any other stupid and pointless animal who went through all the trouble of survival for no reason, all traces of your existence will be gone forever in less than a century, even the universe is gonna die some day so why bother at all"

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"okay boomer, video games are just as legit an activity as watching TV or playing sports, I never hear your moldy old rock-a-billies wearing harley jackets while never having ridden a motorcycle in your life (lol poser) whine about those, you say I'm wasting my life well how many hundreds of hours have you pissed away whooping and hollering at the TV while stuffing your fat face with beer and nachos and hot dogs watching sweaty muscle-men crash into each other like dumb animals, and you call me queer for being a computer nerd lol lmao, you All-Work-And-No-Play puritan and anti-fun protestants sure are arbitrary and capricious tyrants in where and what you apply your so-called beliefs you flaming hypocrites and vipers; yes it's true that girls mostly hate video games and anime still, that b Message too long. Click here to view the full text.

Edgar Anon Poe 20/05/07(Thu)06:46 No. 6456 [Reply]

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How many things in the future are you looking forward to?

The only thing giving me hope is living in a older-folks condo and having a bonfire on a regular basis as part of the complex's social events.

Does a such thing even exist? Or am I doomed for a life of disappointment?

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Edgar Anon Poe 22/01/17(Mon)20:37 No. 6730

Hope for what? You sound as if you just had to abandon such society a long time ago.

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Fred Jones 25/07/20(Sun)14:11 No. 7467

Being a pirate for 7 years is going to be awesome, but I still want to have constructions instead of only destroying.

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Edgar Anon Poe 25/08/04(Mon)16:59 No. 7482

You remind me of that guy Bob Arctur. Ended up working on a farm with new path. Well, that's one thing to look forward to. Good luck.

The Flying Dutchman's Finale Fred Jones S.S. Gold 25/07/20(Sun)12:07 No. 7441 [Reply]

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They need to seize all of these living dead people this August (Ceasar) before the 24th because that is when the red death breaks out. It would be less painful to be executed before then. It is time for those jokers to make those final jokes. Like taco stand Krillin. That was a funny way to go joker. This is their last chance for revenge. Realize, the problem was the sin. The sin caused the red death. Even if they were sinned against, they still must die, it's not really iron that they were saved by, it was a lead mold in disguise.

So I think the most epic joke this week was taco stand Krillin in LA.

IT is going to be impossible to see me soon.
They are going to need to evacuate everybody.
I reclaim my soul on the 24th, in any case.

It's about time this child's play ended, a pity about kid Link. But it is time for this fake bullshit world to die in fire and the real world to grow up.

SAY GOODBYE! :3

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Edgar Anon Poe 25/08/01(Fri)16:25 No. 7478

No it can't be!

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Casper 25/08/03(Sun)14:37 No. 7480

Become unfindable

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006 25/08/03(Sun)14:39 No. 7481

>>7480
Mission impossible

rambling Edgar Anon Poe 25/07/23(Wed)08:58 No. 7472 [Reply]

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life has been rough. i live with my husband and we love each other. however, we both have real bad depression and anxiety to the point we're out of energy to be able to support each other. it's sad. sometimes i think about how nice it'd be just to quit everything. leave my husband, leave my friends, leave my family and just live by myself in hotel rooms, doing whatever i want until my savings run out and i decide to kill myself.
that sounds like the best thing ever. i spent my whole life being worried about the future, thinking my whole life i had to accumulate as much money as i can before so i can retire and live a peaceful life. but i don't think that's happening. i hate my job. i'm not rich and the world is getting more and more hostile.
i've been in therapy for a while now and i understand a lot about myself that i didn't. as a result, i just feel like i've been living a life that wasn't meant for me. i lived with my grandparents as a kid. life was fine. i was never physically abused, but i was emotionally neglected. i grew up and, although i'm a functioning adult in theory (i have a job and stuff), i don't have the basic skills to live an adult life, like dealing with responsibilities, routine, taking care of myself and stuff. i've only recently started to learn what is to really love and support someone since i started living with my husband. it's been a wonderful experience, but i don't know how much longer our relationship will go on. and, if we actually break up, i don't think i want to spend energy gathering the pieces and rebuilding a life. i think the idea of living a couple of months the way i want is better than living 40 more years being forced to live the way it's expected from me. because of everything that happened to me as a child and a teenager, i'm not properly equipped for that.
a lot of people think suicide is horrible and life is priceless. i understand a lot of people have a lot to life for, their hopes and dreams. i don't have those. i'm almost 40 now. i don't see the same value in my life as others see in theirs. why am i supposed to force myself to live an empty life, with this anxiety about my marriage, about my future, about the world. i don't want to see what the world will become in like 5 or 10 years. i really hope things get better, but i don't have enough faith in humanity to believe it will.
typing about me like this is weird. i very rarely do this. i don't make posts on social media (i barely use social media), i don't have a lot of friends (mostly because i grew distant from the friends i had - i always had trouble maintaining relationships with other people). also, this is a topic that's taboo to talk about. if i talk to it to my husband, he'll understandably be terrified and concerned about me. if i talk about it to my therapist, she's going to Message too long. Click here to view the full text.

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Edgar Anon Poe 25/07/24(Thu)00:13 No. 7474

>>7472
Got kids?

If I had, I'd argue it's my responsibility to take care of them to the best of my ability and prepare them to be able to take care of themselves. If I didn't learn to take care of myself I HAD NO BUSINESS MAKING CHILDREN, but I have to do my best now.

If you don't have children... It's fair game. Maybe don't abandon everything just yet. But try to make more time in which you allow nothing to be expected of you. Healthy relationships and marriage should allow for something like that to exist.

In that time. Try just breathing for starters. And fast. See where that takes you. You can contemplate or not. Socrates says that an unexamined life is not worth living. There might be truth to that. But I think in your situation, for starters you should wind the fuck down. Start noticing beauty. Look at the sky. Discover the ever-present... Inner peace. Yes. Ever present. Even right now. That shit makes life pretty extraordinary. Everything - quite fascinating.

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Edgar Anon Poe 25/07/24(Thu)07:44 No. 7475

>>7474
no, i don't have kids. never wanted to have them. i'd be a terrible parent.
i was never in a healthy relationship before. my parents, grandparents, most of my close friends, my husband... there was always something that made the relationship unhealthy. i don't blame them, everyone has issues and were trying to get by life.
i appreciate beauty in nature, music and other things. but, so far, i haven't connected with anything that made rekindled that spark of life. actually, my husband did it. if we both didn't have severe depression, life would be wonderful.
giving up on everyone and everything to live life the way i wanted would be a final attempt to find myself and connect with something. i'm not an extrovert, i don't go to parties, clubs or anything like that. so, i'm not even sure if that's exactly what i want or need.
and i apologize if my first post sounded too dramatic. it's just something i've been giving a lot of thought for the last few of months and i wanted to share it somewhere.

Edgar Anon Poe 22/04/21(Thu)14:01 No. 6776 [Reply]

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Edgar Anon Poe 22/07/15(Fri)17:46 No. 6831

>>6806
>Heh, if it were up to me, every single imageboard would be wiped off the face of the internet.

But it isn't up to you so stfu

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Fred+Jones 25/07/20(Sun)14:15 No. 7468

Lmao the scarlet disease and the end of the dragonballs, that is too goddamn funny they are going to need to stop murdering little girls.

Remember the moonscars of myth and legend.

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Edgar Anon Poe 25/07/20(Sun)14:20 No. 7469

The wackest posts on this board were written before this years were crafted by now dead people. So that's pretty good.

Goodbye. Edgar Anon Poe 20/02/22(Sat)17:46 No. 6371 [Reply]

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It's been a while. I miss you. This was all my fault. I'm so sorry. For everything. They told me things would get better. That I'm worth it. But they were lying.

You probably won't care. I don't expect you to. I was an asshole, and I'm going to get what I deserve. Please, don't try to talk me out of this. You know you want it. I never wanted to die alone, but I guess I deserve this. I never got the chance to tell you how much I love you.

Goodnight, R. Goodbye.
-J

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Edgar Anon Poe 20/03/09(Mon)15:08 No. 6378

R.I.P buddy

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The Great Mido 25/07/20(Sun)14:05 No. 7465

The dead are sorry for being so mean to me.

(If you see him...)

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The+Great+Mido 25/07/20(Sun)14:08 No. 7466

They couldn't tell me anything after they were turned into dinosaurs. But they couldn't tell me anything when they stole my precious the first time around the ring of power.

No telling Spike was Littlefoot.

Edgar Anon Poe 21/02/23(Tue)22:22 No. 6613 [Reply]

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https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20160915-the-woman-who-is-allergic-to-water

Depeche Mode was right: God sure does have a sick sense of humor, huh?

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SADB0Y_02998381783727273627282618383782877738762782783862837 21/02/24(Wed)00:59 No. 6614

Thats a miserable life.

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Edgar Anon Poe 25/07/20(Sun)14:03 No. 7464

REMEMBER NOTHING IN LIFE IS FREE!!!!

Piccolo+The+Super+Namek 25/02/10(Mon)10:31 No. 7304 [Reply]

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This unreality filter really makes this dimension belong dead and buried because it is so goddamn boring and useless.

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Edgar Anon Poe 25/03/04(Tue)21:29 No. 7312

Useless? yes. Boring? Only if you are lightyears beyond just retarded.

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Edgar Anon Poe 25/07/20(Sun)14:00 No. 7463

>>7312
Wasted time bores me. I can't watch stupid people waste peoples time without getting bored anymore. Cable was invented to bankrupt the hobbits by wasting their time.

Alone at a cost Edgar Anon Poe 23/08/01(Tue)00:26 No. 7139 [Reply]

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When I was in my late-teens to early-twenties all I wanted was a Girlfriend. Now I'm slightly older and have had girlfriends but now I just want to be alone, (the only good part was sex
) I don't enjoy spending time with them or showing affection its just not something I enjoy. Same with friends I don't enjoy being with them or speaking to them, so recently I cut them all off my friends, girlfriend and family. I have never felt happier but now have the feeling of impending doom and increased paranoia. Is it worth being surrounded by people but hating them all and feeling depressed or being alone and happy but feeling like the end of everything and everyone is coming soon?

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Edgar Anon Poe 25/02/02(Sun)21:05 No. 7292

same here. I'm on the process of leaving my friend circle. like quiet quitting a job. i want absolutely nothing to do with them anymore.

on girlfriends, i agree that only the sex was good and maybe the few tender moments. i find it kinda weird that i am like this. but ig im not entirely alone.

and to me paranoia is just maximum awareness.

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The Reaper 25/02/06(Thu)04:37 No. 7295

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All my undead friends are going to be redead soon :\ so I'd rather be alone for these final accursed months.

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Edgar Anon Poe 25/07/20(Sun)13:57 No. 7462

But really many millions of people are going to disappear in August. Cable is going necro. How will they cover up the deaths of all these public figures?