/eh/ - Particularly uninteresting conversation

John Smith ## Mod ## 12/11/23(Fri)22:44 No. 38299 [Reply] Locked

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Welcome to /eh/

Where everything is just... eh...

/eh/ is not for crying, /rnb/ is for crying.

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John Smith ## Mod ## 12/11/23(Fri)22:46 No. 38300

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The music is from the Tenpenny Tower lobby in Fallout 3.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFJKlwiYhnU

John Smith 26/03/20(Fri)23:18 No. 49405 [Reply]

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Dear John,

Nothing really seems to continue being interesting of late. It appears life has lost its thrill, and that everything in it of magnitude is much smaller than at first glance. So, is this the way that life is supposed to be? Perhaps you feel the same way.

Anytime,

John

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John Smith 26/06/23(Tue)02:48 No. 49456

>>49439
>>49441
>>49455
John,

I had the idea to freeze some cheese slices that I had in my fridge because I was going away for an extended period of time and didn't want them to go to waste.
When I thawed them, the slices stuck together and crumbled when I tried to separate them. I was unsuccessful on putting an individual slice on a hamburger. They turned into one big crumbly mass. It ended up essentially being a waste.

Sincerely,

John

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John Smith 26/06/23(Tue)12:54 No. 49457

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>>49455

you got me, on that one

>>49456

freezing cheese?
well i guess frozen pizzas, so hmmm...
way you no just put crumbled bits of cheese on burger and grill/fry it?

hey better luck next time

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John Smith 26/06/23(Tue)20:45 No. 49459

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Hello Johns,

It's John

John Smith 26/06/21(Sun)23:39 No. 49454 [Reply]

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Dear John,

How are you? It has been some time since I last ventured onto this board to post I think. I say I think, I can never be certain when it was that I last visited. I looked for my old post but didn't find it. I believe I last posted some time in either 2025 or 2024. It feels so strange to type that. The 18 years that I have been visiting this place for seem surreal to me, as if such a thing should never be capable of spanning such a time period. I feel like an old raver leaving a rave to discover its the late 2000s. At least I assume this is what they felt like.

Anyway; I notice many of our friends on this board seem to have strange posting manners. That is what tipped me off to how long it had been, as I do not recognise any of these posts or the kind of phrasing they would use. I hope I am not being too harsh here, but I wish the new Johns would show a little courtesy to us older folk.

What originally brought me here however I suspect is to echo some of the feelings I have seen the other Johns post. Lately I find myself imagining that the whole world is grey. Perhaps this is some malady that I am experiencing, but I am inclined to think it is something shared. I don't want to complain to you at length about how I am feeling or its cause, but I would like to express minor frustration and sadness. Due to the medications that I am on, I will be dealing with my emotions with a glass of tap water instead of the usual gin.

Sincerely,
John.

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John Smith 26/06/23(Tue)12:58 No. 49458

>>49454

nope time changes things, hope things get better for you and thanks for .gif

John Smith 22/09/22(Thu)21:01 No. 48342 [Reply]

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I am getting a new phone.
It has an OLED screen and is from Sony.

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John Smith 23/02/19(Sun)10:13 No. 48573

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>>48562
Everyone just calls for help now, they don't even pretend to look at the engine

>>48342
PROTIP: never use a cell phone again

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John Smith 26/06/17(Wed)15:09 No. 49452

The elites encourage the 99% to be immoral, but anyone who dares to criticize the ruling class is attacked for being immoral.

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John Smith 26/06/20(Sat)21:42 No. 49453

I don't have a phone.

John Smith 22/09/25(Sun)18:12 No. 48351 [Reply]

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Dear John

That will probably last time to say the word cheese
So there I've said it
Stay free John

Regards
John

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John Smith 26/06/08(Mon)04:46 No. 49449

>>49447
Great on pizza.

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John Smith 26/06/08(Mon)13:27 No. 49450

>>49449

Yes, can confirm

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John Smith 26/06/13(Sat)15:27 No. 49451

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>>48427
>>48439

Here lads, that was way to sexy for this board or it could just be me.

>>49446
>>49449

Hope you in enjoy the pic of baked Feta cheese

John Smith 26/02/04(Wed)23:18 No. 49385 [Reply]

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Dear John,

Waiting at a bus stop. Maybe we will there one day. Then maybe not.

Best regards

John

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John Smith 26/05/11(Mon)20:51 No. 49427

>>49426
Hey east euro john

—john

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John Smith 26/05/28(Thu)02:05 No. 49442

>>49426
John,

Do you ever think about the public transit system in countries with very small populations such as Tristan da Cunha? I was recently thinking about it and if the bus drivers have a schedule that allows them to operate whenever they feel like driving around. I have nothing more to add to this conversation yet.

With love,

John

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John Smith 26/06/08(Mon)03:45 No. 49448

>>49442

Dear John,

Where I am, everything runs to a timetable. Pretty much like 'around the world in eighty days'. Although lots of road works in the built up areas, means you can throw the time table in the bin. Hey that's progress, so they keep telling me. In countryside there maybe one bus a week on like a Wednesday afternoon and no taxi service. Not much I can add to that.
Hoping to find more infrequently used bus stop.

John

John Smith 24/09/07(Sat)17:54 No. 49010 [Reply]

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>but happiness seems to require some sort of meaning/purpose on top of thay, combined with positive social relationships

NO it does not

Some people get to have that kind of life, cool
Some people put themselves (and others) through hell to get something like that, then bitch about people who don't "try" Not cool

These days I know I'm not that clever, yet now I'm a lot older the people who I thought were clever are not really
A lot of people I meet IRL interlect snobs, always show themselves up

I just nod, let live their best smug life
I see little point in pointing out anything to them
It's a waste of my time, because they are cleverer than and they know it
All most all of these smug people, won't help someone like me if they could
So Simple pleasures that make you happy with out have to rape your own soul to fit in
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John Smith 25/06/28(Sat)07:57 No. 49237

>>49235
>John, seppuku killed your replacement
Rookie mistake

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John Smith 25/07/05(Sat)02:09 No. 49242

Dear John

I returned to the cherry tree
There were still freshjoyful cherries on it, so ate some more and relaxed

John

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John Smith 26/04/06(Mon)18:07 No. 49421

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Dear John,

I have been back to the cherry tree. It is still there and just starting to bud as spring is sprung.
I have to say I'm looking forward to eating cherries again.

All the best

John

John Smith 23/04/28(Fri)11:30 No. 48655 [Reply]

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Hi John,

Are you the same John from the old days? I like to check in on you occasionally. It used to be once every six months, but I realise this is probably the first time in six years. I remember when we spent every night talking.

Anyway John, I hope you're well. I have fond memories of that book about not doing drugs, and of course Pepsi.

Forever yours,
-John.

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John Smith 23/08/14(Mon)17:10 No. 48706

>>48699
irony is, doesnt Europe introduce alcohol to kids under controlled settings?

I hear people are less likely to be alcohilic when theyre introduced to alcohol under family settings with high dilution.

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John Smith 24/04/08(Mon)23:15 No. 48895

The globalists have absolutely covered all the bases.

Americans say the answer to tyranny is term limits, but term limits are useless when the elections are rigged.

Americans think the USA would be a free country if there were no electronic voting machines, but Canada doesn't have electronic voting machines and Canada is still a police state.

Americans say mandatory voting means freedom, but Australia has mandatory voting and is also a police state.

A Constitutional Convention won't work because if the elites don't follow the Bill of Rights now then why would the ruling powers obey a new Constitution?

The only realistic options Americans have today is to drop out, move to a small town, and buy guns, ammo, gold, and food and wait for everything to collapse.

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John Smith 26/04/02(Thu)12:27 No. 49417

Hi John,

OP John here - I'm back again. My wife and three year old daughter are both asleep and I thought I'd have a fun look online before going to bed myself.

I was mildly surprised to see that this thread is still here. I always get a small smile when I see that 7chan still exists. I remember making it, though would have guessed it was closer to one year ago than three.

I don't think anything major has changed in my life since creating this thread. I am just getting older. I try to eat well and exercise. My life is objectively better in every way than it used to be, but I still feel bittersweet about staying up all night refreshing image boards.

Do you miss the old web, John? The Internet feels so small these days and with all the creativity sucked out of it.

Take care of yourself, John.

Yours, always and ever,
John.

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John Smith 26/01/14(Wed)15:42 No. 49365 [Reply]

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John,

I find myself growing more and more disillusioned with my homeland. I truly am optimistic that things will improve for the common people eventually, but I think that it will happen *much* later than my own life, and that for now we're headed toward a truly miserable period of history.

I've been pondering what I should do about it. The debate I've had in my head has ultimately come down to a question of "fight or flight." After a lot of thinking, I've come to the unfortunate conclusion that I have to stay here and do my best to make a positive change from within the country, even if that means having a much more difficult life in the long run. I'm a professional artist and musician--it may be some lofty sense of pride or honor, but I feel like I'd be betraying the professions' thousands of years of history if I just ran off to somewhere quieter or safer instead of doubling down where civil unrest actually resides. Times like these are the entire reason we exist in the first place, after all. The people here are mentally sick right now, and they're in more dire need of art and abstract/critical thinking than anyone else on the planet.

The realization that I feel so strongly about staying, working and possibly one day *fighting* in this country has been difficult to digest, the past couple weeks. I feel energized and depressed about it, at the same time.

I figured I'd write you about these preliminary thoughts I've been having, and maybe write again later when I've figured a few more things out for myself. I'm curious also, what does resistance / revolution mean to you, where you live? Does your country have a similar kind of strife going on, or are things quieter for you? Write me back, and either way I'll send another letter in a while.

Best,
John

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John Smith 26/01/30(Fri)01:46 No. 49378

I had a dream akin to this the other ni..

er wait,.

that wasn't me. nvm

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John Smith 26/02/01(Sun)18:43 No. 49380

>>49365

Dear John,

The picture looked to interesting, this made me say mean things and not read the massive long text.
Some told me later that it really belonged on /civ and that the OP knew better. This is how totally uninteresting be awake is now.
It would be nice if it could only go back to being particularly uninteresting.
Well I hope this particularly uninteresting post helps, although it doesn't matter really does it.

As ever

Yours John

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John Smith 26/04/01(Wed)05:09 No. 49416

John, do you suffer from main character syndrome or some form of psychological masochism?

Why do you feel that staying in the same room as chaos is a test of virtue?

John Smith 25/04/18(Fri)16:16 No. 49116 [Reply]

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What was your last dream about? Please keep it mundane.

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John Smith 26/03/26(Thu)23:43 No. 49412

>>49409
John,

Sometimes I feel the need to pee in my dreams, then when I actually do pee in my dreams I wake up worried that I peed in real life. Luckily it hasn't happened yet.

Thanks,

John

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John Smith 26/03/30(Mon)01:39 No. 49413

Dear John,

Going up and in lifts, getting out different floors in different buildings. Then someone was had a mask on and well I was already in a bad mood. So hit him knocking the mask off. Which then lead to some crazy things about cut disc of metal for DJ turntables.
Then back into the lifts.
I was glad to wake up.

All the best

John

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John Smith 26/03/30(Mon)01:47 No. 49414

Dear John,

Sorry I forgot to mention I got sexaul assaulted by a Succubus. Early in the week.
I did get away from the Succubus. That's not the point though. You should just be able to have bland dull dreams, with no interruptions.

John