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John Smith ## Mod ## 12/11/23(Fri)22:44 No. 38299 [Reply] Locked

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Welcome to /eh/

Where everything is just... eh...

/eh/ is not for crying, /rnb/ is for crying.

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John Smith ## Mod ## 12/11/23(Fri)22:46 No. 38300

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The music is from the Tenpenny Tower lobby in Fallout 3.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFJKlwiYhnU

John Smith 23/03/05(Sun)03:38 No. 48587 [Reply]

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Dear John,

I am going to make a salad.

-John

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John Smith 25/06/16(Mon)16:25 No. 49218

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>>49213
At this point I randomly decided I wanted to throw in some onion. It was too late, but I did it anyway.

Zaku did not approve.

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John Smith 25/06/16(Mon)16:27 No. 49219

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>>49213
Peeler-sliced onion. It is what it is.

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John Smith 25/06/16(Mon)16:32 No. 49220

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>>49213
Finished product.

It's somewhere between hash browns and potato chips.

You can do the same process with chopped sausage or bacon for extra fat and protein if you're building (see above).

John Smith 25/06/16(Mon)03:05 No. 49210 [Reply]

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I bought this but have yet to try it. To be honest, I didn't think of what I would eat it with or how I would use it. I am intrigued though, which is why I bought it.

John Smith 25/06/13(Fri)17:20 No. 49202 [Reply]

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Dear John, do any of you take pleasure in going to nature parks?
And I don't mean cute little parks but actual half-thousand acres of undeveloped woodland with trails and ponds and rivers and shit?

Imo those are what the main tourist attraction should be for any place.

I feel you can get a lot more impression of a place from seeing the nature.

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John Smith 25/06/15(Sun)04:40 No. 49206

Hi John,
I like nature, but what exactly am I supposed to be impressed about regarding it? I don't know what makes some nature or parks impressive or not impressive. I don't do photosynthesis, so it's all very foreign to me.
I recall a hike I took on a business trip when I was in New Zealand a few years ago, and my coworkers were talking about the view. It was just some water which I assume was an ocean or something, and there was some foliage on the outskirts of it. I don't really know how to describe it any better than that. I had to feign interest at the view they were in awe of.

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John Smith 25/06/15(Sun)21:45 No. 49209

>>49206
Do acid for starters

John Smith 25/06/05(Thu)01:46 No. 49191 [Reply]

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Dear John,

I've been pretty sad for a long time. I wonder when it'll stop.

Yours truly,
John

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John Smith 25/06/07(Sat)15:15 No. 49194

>>49191

it'll stop alright. It won't be sad anymore. Nor will it be boring.

The worst thing about it might be a slight or overwhelming sense of trepidation. But that's indeed quite exciting. Can't really call it a bad thing. Or worse than sadness or what was before. If anything - it's a freshness. An innocence.

I hope you discover this before dying OP. It's not bad. There may be an overwhelming sense of having no power, but at the same time a sense of having humongous power.
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John Smith 22/09/25(Sun)18:12 No. 48351 [Reply]

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Dear John

That will probably last time to say the word cheese
So there I've said it
Stay free John

Regards
John

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John Smith 25/05/06(Tue)22:39 No. 49162

>>49160
Yellow with holes in it

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John Smith 25/06/03(Tue)02:40 No. 49190

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>>48351
BLEED OUT

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John Smith 25/06/06(Fri)15:54 No. 49193

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>>49190

Not cheese related, maybe ask your mum what cheese is?

As ever

John

John Smith 24/10/18(Fri)08:37 No. 49032 [Reply]

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Dear John,
Do you feel that most complaints about adulthood are just due to people not wanting to work hard for their own pleasures?

I'm not downplaying the difficulty of life, but, I notice that the people who complain the most about adulthood often are those whom have it all.
They aren't deep in debt.
They have a decent partner, decent house, decent job and everything.
They may have problems but those are caused by their own whims and are within management.

Meanwhile, kids and teens whom are awkward and have no freedom nor outlets are told that theyre in the easy mode stage of life.
Despite not being allowed to date, not being appreciated as fellow human beings, not allowed to fend off bullies, not allowed to spice up their wardrobe due to overbearing parents etc.

Even though my adult life is a flop, I feel that's more due to my awkwardness carrying over from childhood

In fact, I can say that most post pubescent flops are often those whom were never trained or rescued from mediocrity in their youth.

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John Smith 25/06/03(Tue)01:21 No. 49187

>>49089
Adults can make shit happen for themselves and yet they choose to throw it all away for some nostalgic deception of "childhood simplicity".

Any one who complains about "adulting" is usually of the "Millennial mentality"

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John Smith 25/06/03(Tue)01:30 No. 49188

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Do not bring your generational arguments to this board. This is the wrong kind of uninteresting.

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John Smith 25/06/03(Tue)02:24 No. 49189

>>49188
Wrong. It's not generational. And besides there's far more arguing about trannies and furries and whatnot. And yet there's no one telling those people to shut up

John Smith 25/04/19(Sat)23:51 No. 49119 [Reply]

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I put my see thru bird feeder back up today.

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John Smith 25/05/21(Wed)03:44 No. 49173

>>49163
Thanks for sharing, John. Are their wings truly made out of wax? I'd greatly appreciate it if you could confirm. Thanks.

Sincerely,

John S.

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John Smith 25/05/27(Tue)03:56 No. 49183

John, do you ever see turkeys or large birds in your feeder? I saw some turkeys today wandering around, and they were much larger than I remembered. I also saw some geese today, but they were shitting all over the place, so I don't care about them as much.
Thanks for reading my post. Have a great day.

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John Smith 25/05/31(Sat)11:25 No. 49186

I dislike these types of feeders because they're always falling off.

John Smith 25/05/30(Fri)04:38 No. 49184 [Reply]

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John, it's me, John.
I was curious, how do criminals pay rent without income?

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John Smith 25/05/31(Sat)01:48 No. 49185

They do crime, and crime pays them cash money which they trade for goods and services.

John Smith 25/04/22(Tue)19:14 No. 49125 [Reply]

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i just ate a bagel with cream cheese on it

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John Smith 25/05/24(Sat)02:45 No. 49178

>>49126
Jalapenos? John, you have made my mind expand. Why have I not thought of this? I love lox bagels, and spicy food. Habaneros would probably work perfectly with the dish as well, though they are a bit too sweet maybe. Adding pickled jalapenos and capers would balance out the sweetness. Now I don't know how I should stop. I want to try it with avacado and black garlic too. I should try vegemite, because I am convinced it would also be exactly what I would want on a lox bagel but I don't have any basis on why.

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John Smith 25/05/24(Sat)22:00 No. 49180

>>49178
John, today I went to a bagel shop and bought a lox with jalapenos and it was great. However, they were actually out of bagels, so gave me ciabatta rolls instead. And it was great, I like it better than bagels.

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John Smith 25/05/25(Sun)15:37 No. 49182

>>49180
sometimes i will buy ciabatta buns or baguette and a block of medium cheddar cheese and take bites out of both of them together for a snack