/eh/ - Particularly uninteresting conversation

John Smith ## Mod ## 12/11/23(Fri)22:44 No. 38299 [Reply] Locked

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Welcome to /eh/

Where everything is just... eh...

/eh/ is not for crying, /rnb/ is for crying.

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John Smith ## Mod ## 12/11/23(Fri)22:46 No. 38300

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The music is from the Tenpenny Tower lobby in Fallout 3.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFJKlwiYhnU

John Smith 25/10/22(Wed)17:31 No. 49314 [Reply]

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Today I was waiting for a package.
Delivery got delayed until tomorrow.

Might post an update tomorrow.

John

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John Smith 25/10/22(Wed)21:05 No. 49315

>>49314
Probably that whole AWS thing. Mine were delivered today, so I'm assuming there's not a big backlog. Good luck, John.

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John Smith 25/11/11(Tue)12:22 No. 49323

>>49314
Hello John. I appreciate it has been some years since your last post. I hope your package arrived, and you have been keeping well in the years since. I also am awaiting a package today.

My husband ordered a gold watch from a mid range brand and he will be glad to have it today once he comes from work. Being a housewife is a strange life.

the captcha for this post was slightly frustrating, but I am glad to be able to post here after so many years absent.

Sincerely,
John

John Smith 25/11/05(Wed)10:54 No. 49316 [Reply]

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I have serious reason to suspect that my own father was involved in the Epstein trafficking network. He was a high level executive at one of the biggest corporations in America, that manages a store with 100s of branches in each city.

I have finally told him to fuck off forever snd his response was "I'm gonna send someone for you" (to kidnap you). I finally realized what a deeply evil monster he is along with his evil wife (my so called mother). I suspect that he may be connected to Mossad indirectly since Epstein and his GF were literally Mossad.

What should I do, bros?

In other words, I think my father HAS the Epstein list.

I also suspect that the Epstein list is actually a list of the MKULTRAed Disney childhood stars who may have been created from test tubes in Israel, like Britney Spears, Sabrina Carpenter, Justin Timberlake, Miley Cyrus, etc. Basically we are cloned test tube babies created in a laboratory. We were not created thru normal human conception.

Anyway when I confronted my father about him being connected with the Epstein list, he wept, meaning he was guilty, then he started laughing like a DEMON, cackling like it was funny. I'm sure that people who met Jeffrey Epstein also thought he was a normal guy at first. They didn't realize what was behind the mask, what a pure monster was there.

Then he said "I'm gonna send some one for you" meaning he was gonna try to get me kidnapped or disappeared. What an evil person. Even at the near end of his life, he refuses to repent and face justice. That would mean he is STILL connected to the human trafficking (Epstein) networks. Why not just admit the truth and repent? My sister also confirmed to me that a lot of very weird stuff happened to her in childhood and her teen years so I also strongly suspect she was sexually abused and or trafficked to elite pedophiles. Understand yet why I say my father is evil?

The Epstein list may also be some kind of kill switch or activation for a suicide code in the MKULTRA individuals, and it may be connected to the arrest of Benjamin Netyanyahu and also be connected to the "Samson Option" which would be activated upon the destruction of Israel or the arrest of Netyanyahu. Hence why they are so desperate to just bury the topic of the Epstein list and start WW3 as soon as possible to distract people.
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John Smith 25/11/05(Wed)15:13 No. 49320

Sad thing is, when I started to finally GROW as a person, that's when my psychopath mother became totally paychotic and tried to force her way into my life and try ro sabotage my life. That's how deeply evil she is. That is why I had no choice but to tell her to LEAVE ME ALONE and stop fucking stalking me like some mentally ill incestuous rapist. Oh well. She will get her karma soon and I will share absolutely nothing with them when I finally achieve financial success soon.

Children are not your posessions. A child is their own individual person. They don't belong to their parents. If a parent fails to make their child independent, they have failed. Even worse if a parent tries to intentionally keep a child dependent on them. Let's just face it. Most parents worldwide are basically pedophiles and should have been sterilized so they never could have given birth in the first place. This is actually how evil my own mother is.

I tried explaining to my father that i was trying to PROTECT him against his evil wife, my mother, but he is such a pussywhiped little bitch that he refused to see the truth. Which is that my mother, his wife, is an evil person.

For example, the earliest memory I have is of when I was 3 years old and my mother was telling me that I am a monster, a reject, a freak. What kind of demon would say such things to their own child? So I don't think I'm exaggerating when I say that my mother is evil and my father is a pussywhipped little bitch who is fully controlled by her.

This all ties up with the GATE program which most of you know about and other programming which is far worse and based around Disney MKULTRA mind control. There have been rumors of children disappearing at Disney World in Orlando, Florida, and other verg strange things happening to children at Disney World and Disney Land. The "happiest place on earth", eh?

Even after saying all of this, I am still trying to maintain a positive attitude towards life and trying to feel good, to smile, rather than feel sad.

All I'm asking for is that there should be a serious investigation into my mother and father.

Were they involved in human trafficking in the Epstein network?
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John Smith 25/11/06(Thu)22:20 No. 49321

I reported your post. This is not /eh/ material.

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John Smith 25/11/07(Fri)23:29 No. 49322

>>49321

Seconded, AI slop is getting so bad these days
It's not even fit to call uninteresting

John Smith 25/09/01(Mon)20:21 No. 49282 [Reply]

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Today is September 1st, what are you guys planning to do this month?

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John Smith 25/09/04(Thu)17:18 No. 49285

Play videogames and drink less alcohol

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John Smith 25/09/04(Thu)17:35 No. 49288

>>49282

Interact with more bots on the internet

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John Smith 25/10/13(Mon)00:11 No. 49312

>>49282

I think I've been interacting with some AI bots /b
Then again they could just people who I have why of understanding
It has at least been uninterestingly theropucital

John Smith 25/09/04(Thu)10:11 No. 49284 [Reply]

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test

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John Smith 25/09/16(Tue)22:55 No. 49295

Was your test successful?

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John Smith 25/09/18(Thu)01:26 No. 49296

MY live is and always has been shit

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John Smith 25/10/11(Sat)21:56 No. 49311

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>>49296
Mine is getting better. I do worry about that sometimes. But that's not for here.

John Smith 25/10/06(Mon)23:44 No. 49304 [Reply]

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A thread here was locked for being interesting. That is a bad thing. Please try to stay uninteresting in these times. Thank you.

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John Smith 25/10/08(Wed)17:26 No. 49308

>>49305
Try putting it a in bong water and marinate it for a few days. Then you can put it in a zip lock type bag and store it in the fridge or just eat a bit and put back into the jar with the bong water. Good luck.

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John Smith 25/10/08(Wed)22:30 No. 49309

>>49308

Bongwater - Dazed and Chinese

My friends named their band Lumpsucker, after the fact of sucking on a bong and big lump of something not right shooting right into your mouth

Gosh darn awful 🤢🤮

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John Smith 25/10/08(Wed)22:33 No. 49310

>>49309
Lumpsucker 1988 - 1990 R.I.P.

Sound a bit like Moving Targets

John Smith 22/09/25(Sun)18:12 No. 48351 [Reply]

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Dear John

That will probably last time to say the word cheese
So there I've said it
Stay free John

Regards
John

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John Smith 25/06/03(Tue)02:40 No. 49190

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>>48351
BLEED OUT

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John Smith 25/06/06(Fri)15:54 No. 49193

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>>49190

Not cheese related, maybe ask your mum what cheese is?

As ever

John

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John Smith 25/10/04(Sat)23:54 No. 49303

Dear John,

I thought that it would be nice, quite change of pace. To simply tell you I brought some cheese today.
Nothing special just a block of cheese typical of the type eaten in my country. It was a 350g block, with a zip closer to keep it fresh.

As ever with my deepest regards and appreciation for you kind work here.

John

John Smith 25/09/24(Wed)18:01 No. 49297 [Reply] Locked

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The elite would rather start World War 3 than admit that the Epstein list is merely the tip of the iceberg and that they are literally programming certain spiritually gifted children from birth, aka the GATE program, to be superhumans. It's like how the Jedi kidnapped children and then brainwashed them in the Jedi temple. The Sith were the heroes after all. The Jedi are literal pedophiles.

(POLITICS THREAD ON MY /EH/?)

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John Smith 25/10/02(Thu)23:44 No. 49300

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>>49299
I'm uninterested for sure.

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John Smith 25/10/04(Sat)00:50 No. 49301

>>49300

I couldn't halp myself. I found your pic so interesting that I took a copy

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John Smith 25/10/04(Sat)14:33 No. 49302

>>49299
Epstein Island was a paradise. You an interesting people ruined it.

John Smith 25/09/13(Sat)17:46 No. 49294 [Reply]

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hey johns

learning to do perspective is easy, have been reading norlin "perspective made easy" and that nice, old but not convoluted

John Smith 25/09/06(Sat)09:11 No. 49290 [Reply]

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Good evening, John.

Today I realized that I often mow my back yard horizontally, while my front yard is mowed vertically. Of course, I alternate directions
When I do mow. I wonder if a satellite image of my lawns will appear and another John will wonder why I did this. I will explore this later and see if it is possible to make the lines in the front and back of my house line up. Actually, that may be a little too exciting. I think I will continue to mow my lawn the way I have been, alternating directions.

Because I am sure you are interested, I do not remember what model of eGo mower I have. I also worry that I might be introducing too exciting of a topic onto this board. So, instead, I will say that I have been very conscious of the weeds that have been growing in my lawn. I don't remove them, but I do try to stop them from flowering and developing heads that release seeds so I don't get any more.

Someone asked me what music I listen to when I mow. I told them I do not listen to music, but I do use over-the-ear earmuffs to save my hearing.

Anyway, if you found something you thought was a tomato bush growing out of your lawn, how would you handle it?

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John Smith 25/09/11(Thu)04:45 No. 49293

At this point in the season, I'd just mow it over.