/eh/ - Particularly uninteresting conversation

John Smith 25/05/30(Fri)04:38 No. 49184 [Reply]

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John, it's me, John.
I was curious, how do criminals pay rent without income?

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John Smith 25/05/31(Sat)01:48 No. 49185

They do crime, and crime pays them cash money which they trade for goods and services.

John Smith 25/04/22(Tue)19:14 No. 49125 [Reply]

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i just ate a bagel with cream cheese on it

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John Smith 25/05/24(Sat)02:45 No. 49178

>>49126
Jalapenos? John, you have made my mind expand. Why have I not thought of this? I love lox bagels, and spicy food. Habaneros would probably work perfectly with the dish as well, though they are a bit too sweet maybe. Adding pickled jalapenos and capers would balance out the sweetness. Now I don't know how I should stop. I want to try it with avacado and black garlic too. I should try vegemite, because I am convinced it would also be exactly what I would want on a lox bagel but I don't have any basis on why.

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John Smith 25/05/24(Sat)22:00 No. 49180

>>49178
John, today I went to a bagel shop and bought a lox with jalapenos and it was great. However, they were actually out of bagels, so gave me ciabatta rolls instead. And it was great, I like it better than bagels.

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John Smith 25/05/25(Sun)15:37 No. 49182

>>49180
sometimes i will buy ciabatta buns or baguette and a block of medium cheddar cheese and take bites out of both of them together for a snack

John Smith 25/05/21(Wed)09:49 No. 49174 [Reply]

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might try making quinoa soon

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John Smith 25/05/22(Thu)09:03 No. 49176

>>49175
thanks, John

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John Smith 25/05/24(Sat)03:29 No. 49179

"making" quinoa sounds weird to me. cooking quinoa makes more sense, since it's an ingredient, not a dish in itself. unless you're talking about growing quinoa, or making your own via some kind of particle generator, which i don't think you are.

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John Smith 25/05/25(Sun)15:36 No. 49181

>>49179
John, what if he was talking about inventing quinoa?

John Smith 25/04/26(Sat)03:48 No. 49147 [Reply]

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I've been eating what is essentially meatloaf for the past 2 years every night. Ground beef with some frozen veggies thrown in, with salt, chili powder, turmeric and coriander powder to taste. I bake it in the oven for 1hr 30 min.

I've only just started getting bored of it, so I threw in some shrimp, and it's delightful. Today I tried throwing some cheese on as well. Any other suggestions John?

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John Smith 25/04/26(Sat)05:47 No. 49148

Hi John. A ketchup brushing/glaze on top of the meatloaf during the last 20 - 30 minutes is a classic way to finish meatloaf. A few splashes of Worcestershire sauce and some diced onions and garlic might also add a bit more spice (heh) to your dish. Might I also recommend using a mixture of ground beef and ground pork instead of solely ground beef? I find the flavors work very well together and the pork helps keep it more moist, especially when reheated for leftovers. I hope you find my suggestions to be helpful. I wish you all the best.

Sincerely,

John Smith

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John Smith 25/05/13(Tue)12:16 No. 49168

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Peace by with you

John Smith 25/03/19(Wed)19:42 No. 49103 [Reply]

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I've recently started looking into these buildings, and I kinda want to recreate them in minecraft or something.

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John Smith 25/04/18(Fri)18:31 No. 49117

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I like the Chuvash state opera

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John Smith 25/04/18(Fri)21:06 No. 49118

Do you play cubecraft?

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John Smith 25/04/24(Thu)16:49 No. 49140

>>49118
not him, but no

John Smith 21/10/31(Sun)12:31 No. 47958 [Reply]

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Dear John,

This flyer was in a picture with other flyers.
That thread has now gone.
Hmmm, oh well.

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John Smith 25/04/21(Mon)01:07 No. 49121

>>49088
Weren't they profound?

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John Smith 25/04/21(Mon)03:04 No. 49122

>>48063
Did you just assume The Nobodys were trying to be 'profound'?

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John Smith 25/04/23(Wed)03:21 No. 49131

>>49121
Am I?

John Smith 24/08/19(Mon)02:51 No. 48985 [Reply]

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Do you ever have moments in your life where you feel like youre in a sitcom?

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John Smith 25/03/24(Mon)23:34 No. 49110

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxHLFJzfQ2c&pp=ygUIcmV2IHNheXM%3D
>49108
Better story, intentionally blinding your third eye when the twenty four hour news cycle became too much and letting assmad gay gamers use literal CIA genetic super soldiers as relays until drug addiction turns them all into subjectivists. Also redacted number dub trips. Context sensitive.

>>> >>> >>>You know that one Denzel Washington movie, “Unstoppable”? It’s about a train that speeds towards a town, and the engineers try to stop it before it crashes into a chemical plant, as the country watches and waits, and hopes the explosion doesn’t happen. Well, Ramsey’s the train in this analogy. But, instead of hoping the train doesn’t crash, everybody is wondering how big of an explosion this can be, and hoping for it to be massive
🥩🥩

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John Smith 25/03/25(Tue)00:01 No. 49111

>>49107
I've had a favorite self made quote from my early teens "You all are my favorite sitcom".

And then, when COVID hit, with all the shit going on, I realized life really was like a sitcom.

"I used to think my life was a tragedy, but I realize it's a comedy", said Arthur Fleck.

It's ironic though that as a kid,adults always try to talk down to you, make things seem more profound than it really is.

As an adult, you have autonomy which makes you realize how much of a farce our socio-physical reality is.

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John Smith 25/03/25(Tue)02:44 No. 49112

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>>49109
Thanks

John Smith 25/02/18(Tue)05:10 No. 49093 [Reply]

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I haven't bought any fancy or notable cheese in a while but I was told today that I shouldn't buy anymore cheese because the drawer is full. Thought of you guys.

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John Smith 25/03/08(Sat)18:58 No. 49096

What's your favorite cheese?

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John Smith 25/03/08(Sat)19:05 No. 49097

>>49096

ball cheese

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John Smith 25/03/14(Fri)22:41 No. 49098

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>>49096
I like a nice fresh mozzarella. Or possibly some swiss.

John Smith 20/11/28(Sat)19:14 No. 47628 [Reply]

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Tell me what you honestly feel

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John Smith 24/12/04(Wed)06:45 No. 49054

I live through a life of quiet desperation, as Thoreau once described it.

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John Smith 24/12/15(Sun)14:07 No. 49065

The government welds your door shut and then outlaws starting a business and living in McMansions, cars, skyscrapers, and tiny homes.

The governments bans body odor and then closes stores and bans delivery services.

The state closes bathrooms and then outlaws public urination.

The government closes the border and then arrests tourists for overstaying their visas.

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John Smith 24/12/19(Thu)04:03 No. 49066

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Pretty okay right now. Thank you for asking.

John Smith 20/11/17(Tue)23:17 No. 47603 [Reply]

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and giving it to chan
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John Smith 20/11/23(Mon)03:43 No. 47611

>mfw deadbolt is locked

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John Smith 20/11/23(Mon)14:21 No. 47613

2meirl4meirl