/eh/ - Particularly uninteresting conversation

John Smith 24/07/02(Tue)14:18 No. 48961 [Reply]

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I saw a silica gel packet on the ground today. I realised that their appearance has not changed in any way since I first saw them as a kid in the 90s. The same exact wording, same font, same nonsensical quotation marks around "DO NOT EAT". It made me wonder, has the same factory been producing them non-stop for at least the last 30 years? Can you think of any other products that have retained their original designs over a significant number of years?

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John Smith 24/08/27(Tue)18:25 No. 48995

The average lighter. Electric toothbrushes still literally the same as during the 90s. Keys unless you get a better lock.

John Smith 24/08/06(Tue)02:45 No. 48978 [Reply]

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I keep seeing yellow fallen leaves everywhere and it's early ass August. I can feel fall coming already and I have to admit this time around, I'm not happy about it.

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John Smith 24/08/10(Sat)01:13 No. 48980

Dear John,

Have you thought of buying some cheese?
Maybe start with some Edam

John

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John Smith 24/08/20(Tue)18:54 No. 48988

Part of the reason Turks love the police state is that the government made Turks dependent on the government.

The government steals money from taxpayers to give to the lazy and outlaws feeding the homeless and starting a business.

The government bans guns so Turks must rely on the Gestapo for protection.

No one dares criticize the government if they will lose their food stamps, Obamacare, Obamaphones, and Section 8.

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John Smith 24/08/22(Thu)18:47 No. 48991

Fall is an okay season. It's good in the beginning, but gets progressively worse

John Smith 22/08/21(Sun)19:24 No. 48285 [Reply]

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I scheduled my vacation for this year. I am going back to my home city to celebrate my niece's 16th birthday. I plan on filming ten seconds of every hour of the trip and editing it into one video. I won't upload it anywhere.

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John Smith 24/07/11(Thu)19:55 No. 48972

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They're playing Seinfeld on the bus.

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John Smith 24/07/22(Mon)17:25 No. 48976

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It is currently July 22 and I'm still here. I should be going home on Wednesday.

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John Smith 24/08/21(Wed)02:24 No. 48989

The elites don't necessarily agree with the issues they support. The reason the globalists push smoking bans, homosexuality, feminism, wars, debt, slavery reparations, tyranny, illegal immigration, abortion, global warming, vaccines, and the minimum wage is that the ruling class wants to divide and distract the 99%.

Once the ruling powers have turned the US into a Communist country, the useful idiots who supported the elites will be lined up in front of a wall and shot.

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John Smith 21/12/07(Tue)23:33 No. 48030 [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

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Dear John,

I miss the posts about cheese. I brought some none sliced cheese yesterday. Parmesan, which I actually have cheese grater for and some more Jarlsberg. Which meant to get a cheese slicer for, yet got distracted by the person I was with. Who need a tin opener and a 13 amp fuse. Funny thing they did not need the fuse. They had just accidently switch their fridge off. Anyway I digress. I'm still thinking of buying a cheese slicer. Although sliced cheese is way easier.

Hope this finds you happy and well

John

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John Smith 24/04/05(Fri)04:11 No. 48875

Americans are completely retarded now.

Americans will look you in the eye and say smoking was banned because the state wants to get more money from cigarette taxes.

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John Smith 24/07/17(Wed)00:26 No. 48973

Dear John

Two days ago. As I was walking into town I found another lost button. So I picked up and brought it home with me. I have just placed next to the other button in the thread post. Now they are not alone any more.
I feel oddly happy.
Anyway hope you are happy too John.

As always, best regards,
John

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John Smith 24/08/20(Tue)07:26 No. 48987

The elites are rapidly closing all the doors.

The government will soon pack the courts to get any answer they want from judges.

The government will ban anonymous debit cards and burner phones.

Guns, cash, Bitcoin, gold, and silver will be banned.

You will need to give the state your fingerprints, DNA sample, photo, and vaccine passport to use the Internet. The Internet will later be shut off.

John Smith 24/08/19(Mon)02:51 No. 48985 [Reply]

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Do you ever have moments in your life where you feel like youre in a sitcom?

John Smith 24/07/21(Sun)08:42 No. 48974 [Reply]

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Would connecting a nitrogen tank to the ResMed AirTouch F20 Full Face CPAP Mask work in making me die? It has holes, but thats for CO2 to escape.
PICREL

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John Smith 24/07/22(Mon)17:21 No. 48975

Not a question for this board. /grim/ is probably the best place.

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John Smith 24/08/05(Mon)15:28 No. 48977

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Danke

John Smith 24/05/19(Sun)19:23 No. 48944 [Reply]

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I am displeased to see so many political rant comments here. This board is not for that. Please go to /rnb/. This board is for discussing the weather and various cheeses.

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John Smith 24/07/03(Wed)01:46 No. 48962

>>48960

What was the blue cheese called?
Also what are turkey burgers like, as I have not had one before.
You seem to like them, I just thinking about trying one.
I halloumi cheese and green pesto had a sandwich today.
It was good

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John Smith 24/07/06(Sat)19:29 No. 48963

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>>48962
It was from an upper tier line of products called Taste of Inspirations. It's available at my local supermarket.

Turkey burgers are really tasty, if you do them right. 85% fat is best because they can be a bit dry above that. I season mine with my own blend of spices. I never really cared for beef, even as a kid, so turkey is a fine substitute.

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John Smith 24/07/10(Wed)03:07 No. 48971

>>48963

Sadly in my country there is no upper tier brand
You find all the turkey on offer, even less interesting than this thread
We do have lots of cheese, hell of a lot of the stuff
Most it is jolly good

John Smith 24/05/28(Tue)06:53 No. 48949 [Reply]

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Hello depression isn't real
You need to open your throat like a voice actor with a teaspoon some cinnamon and olive oil
The arm on the right winds back like a manji
Your left leg lifts 5 strokes without your toe curling
There are 108 connections to the mouth through the heart,~ if you ever had your rear molars removed the juden f**cked you.
Your depression is physiology you're all worthy people
Wholecelium sells truffles this assists, delta vapes saline and a candle all help. Gotta live like the circus performers boys ~ the world is yours. Be the monkey break the lightbulb and see behind it. Follow the white rabbit neo

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John Smith 24/06/08(Sat)20:44 No. 48950

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You've been saying this weird new agey stuff all over. Go away.

John Smith 24/05/11(Sat)16:58 No. 48939 [Reply]

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Dear John,
I was walking in the park yesterday and saw a bumblebee. Its lurching flight amuses me every time.

I hope its big, sexy ass isn't too exciting for you.

Best wishes from your
John

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John Smith 24/05/12(Sun)18:58 No. 48942

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>>48941
Dear John,

I'm sorry to hear that the sea was a bit too foaming for you. I did choose the least foaming sea picture from the ones I had taken that day. As for the bird, thank you for drawing my attention to it.
As for what happen to you on /b, well that's /b for you.
I must say,
>"anime watching sewer boy".
Is high end as far as insults go there.
I see how that level could cause you to be tired and be in need of a rest.
Fear not they probably stole the phrase from someone else.
Anyway relax and continue with your photo taking outside.

All best
John

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John Smith 24/05/19(Sun)19:14 No. 48943

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A bee spent most of its day buzzing around outside my kitchen window. My cat was intrigued.

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John Smith 24/05/21(Tue)15:51 No. 48946

The elites will end your 401K, ban travel, ban farms, end your marriage, turn off the Internet, take your car, close schools, close your business, and shut churches.

Smoking used to be legal, smoking was then outlawed, and now you will be jailed for saying smoking should be legalized.

John Smith 22/06/02(Thu)01:30 No. 48222 [Reply]

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Meh

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John Smith 24/05/02(Thu)01:57 No. 48933

>>48932

>There was a time when only murderers and thieves went to prison

False

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John Smith 24/05/02(Thu)23:53 No. 48934

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>>48932

>Prison is just a university for crime that teaches you how to scam, bribe, look for loopholes, and game the system

maybe you should this book

see pic :pic related

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John Smith 24/05/21(Tue)15:47 No. 48945

Turks say freedom means free food stamps.