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hi /fail/ Anonymous 22/08/30(Tue)03:37 No. 16136 Board: /fail/ [Reply]
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:s: :h: :a: :d: :o: :w: (i have to add a fucking image damnit)


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Anonymous 22/08/30(Tue)03:38 No. 16137

:s: :h: :a: :d: :o: :w:


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Anonymous 22/08/30(Tue)03:38 No. 16138

Bob Ross fucking damn it


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Anonymous 22/09/03(Sat)09:03 No. 16139

>>16138
:F: :A: :I: :L: :U: :R: :E:




Girls in Swimsuits! Anonymous 09/08/01(Sat)13:51 No. 1284 Board: /unf/ [Reply] [Last 50 posts] Stickied
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Girls in Swimsuits! Mostly Asians :-)


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Paul+Jenson 25/09/16(Tue)18:38 No. 25930
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The Parasite Part 1 (fb, inc, scifi) Death By Snu Snu 12/07/27(Fri)01:06 No. 16783 Board: /elit/ [Reply]

This is my first attempt at any kind of erotica (though I have written regular stuff before). I hope everyone enjoys it. first part is for the most part straight forward fb incest, but there will be much more (including heavy scifi elements) later on.

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Part 1

“Come on, Sis! Hurry up!”

“Why don’t you slow down you little shit stain!”

The boy ignored his sister and continued down the forest path. Emily sighed. Her parents were evil, making her keep an eye on her little brother, Derik. Despite the unbearable heat outside that day, he insisted on going out. He swore that he saw a meteor crash somewhere in the woods the night before and was hell bent on finding it and bringing it home. But the curious twelve year old couldn’t go out there on his own. Oh no! He needed a babysitter, and who better than his sixteen year old sister, who didn’t have anything better to do that day like sit in the air conditioning and eat ice cream. The only bright side to any of this was that she would be able to cool off a bit, relaxing in a pond back in the woods.

Ironically, the pond is where Derik ended up leading her and where he found the meteor. The football sized space rock sat in a small crater, just off the edge of the pond. Derik excitedly ran over and began examining it. Emily failed to see what was so fascinating about some stupid piece of stone, but she was more interested in something else anyway.

She stripped off her top and bike shorts, already wearing her favorite white and red bikini underneath. No one would hesitate to say that she was an attractive girl. She was slim, tall, had a good complexion, strawberry blond hair that reached down to her shoulders, her breasts were slightly larger than average for a girl her age, and her personal favorite asset, an ass that made jaws hit the floor when she walked by.
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Anonymous 17/03/17(Fri)08:02 No. 24956

Why do all the good stories have to die? Im Bumping this. Would any anon care to continue this please?


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Death By Snu Snu 21/07/05(Mon)20:04 No. 27300

Wow. I'm amazed this story is still up on here.

I don't know if anyone cares anymore, but hi, I'm Death By Snu Snu. Yes, I am in fact the original author of this story. It's been a long time.

Before I get anyones hopes up, no I don't plan to continue this story. But reading through these old comments I saw that a lot of people really liked this old bit of smut so I thought id offer up an explanation for why I abandoned it.

I never intended to abandon this story, or any of the non-erotic stories I posted on other sites. Updates would have been slow since I was a busy college student at the time, but I always intended to continue when I had time.

That is until I got myself arrested (marijuana possession if you must know). I spent a month in jail, got kicked out of college, my life kinda fell apart for a while. And by the time I got my feet back under me I had honestly forgotten about this story, but even if I hadnt I just didnt have time to write at all for a few years.

It wasn't until very recently that I found the old files for this story on an old flash drive I forgot about, so I came back to 7chan for the first time in almost a decade and found this thread still active. I don't know if anyone who read this back in the day is still here, but I just wanted to say I'm sorry for leaving you hanging.

As I said, I don't plan to continue this. This story is a distant memory for me now, and I haven't written anything, erotic or otherwise, in years. That being said I have been wanting to try my hand at writing again. Dont know if it would be erotic or not, but maybe I'll post something new here eventually. Maybe.

But anyway, for anyone who might care, I just wanted to say thanks for all the praise and support you gave this story all those years ago.
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Anonymous 21/07/07(Wed)16:45 No. 27302

>>27300
this is to this day my favorite story on here




IT'S HAPPENING IN MINNEAPOLIS! Anonymous 26/01/24(Sat)20:57 No. 2535 Board: /civ/ ID: 57a52c [Reply]
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All happeningfags get into this thread, NAO!


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Anonymous 26/02/05(Thu)11:00 No. 2577 ID: 41c52c

>>2576

Yeah, I've seen a video of a cop who stops a white 17 year male over about 10:30 at night
Driving from church mid week
Cop ends up pulling him out of the car
And while the kid is on the ground shoots him repeatedly

What's your point?

Womens raped police, how does the Dead Kennedy's song Police Truck go again, remind me

If you want to go ape the cops and call it anarchy, that's on you
If it gets you killed, it doesn't mean I'll believe in evolution or whatever you were told to believe in either

Hmmm.... Going to do in someone else's wars, where have I heard that before.
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Anonymous 26/02/06(Fri)08:28 No. 2579 ID: 8dfca9

>>2576
proof or it didnt happen


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Anonymous 26/02/06(Fri)08:29 No. 2580 ID: 8dfca9

>>2577
link video or you are liar




why we exist emo kiddo 23/01/19(Thu)19:06 No. 15220 Board: /phi/ [Reply]

idk i think we should live the life be happy
anyways sorry to bother anyone
thank you im new here sorry


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The+Red+Barron 23/03/27(Mon)16:37 No. 15271
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>>15267
>ignores the part where Jesus says belief in him is not just critical but REQUIRED for salvation
>is a nigger
>spams board

Fuck you, angels will joy in your death


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Anonymous 23/03/28(Tue)18:28 No. 15272

I don't think logic can meta itself. While it's integral part of reality, it cannot encopass itself and beyond while still operating within itself.

In other words, I don't think it makes sense to ask a question like that.

The answer is blowing in the wind though so it's fine to ask, but just listen and instead of a question - you have an answer.


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Anonymous 23/04/18(Tue)14:04 No. 15280
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>>15220
To find out life for ourselves




xX-An0nYm0uS-Xx 25/04/21(Mon)04:17 No. 148137 Board: /vg/ [Reply]
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FUCK THOMAS MILLER AND FUCK THE ALLIANCE


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xX-An0nYm0uS-Xx 25/04/21(Mon)15:41 No. 148157

Thomas Miller was known blackguard and reprobate, good riddance.




Anonymous 25/12/24(Wed)00:29 No. 841677 Board: /b/ [Reply]
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gettin drunk on rum in my shit ass hometown what do i do


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Anonymous 26/01/05(Mon)04:09 No. 842007

>>841906
I understand how you feel, but I think you should consider that you are an addict saying this.

I am also an addict. I abuse alcohol regularly, and marijuana whenever possible, but I got off the hard shit and nicotine several decades ago.

If we were not addicts, maintaining a weed habit might not be such a risk. Indeed, I find that these days I can stay on weed and off alcohol pretty easily.

Alcohol is bad shit that makes people do stupid shit

Weed is not good for you, but the dumbest thing you will end up doing on it is spacing out instead of going to work, and it's pretty easy to put it down--even for an addict like me.

I know it isn't for everybody, and it doesn't fix anything (unless you need the munchies to get over the nausea and lack of appetite your cancer meds give you), but it can do wonders for a few people and comes with far fewer health risks than legal drugs like alcohol, nicotine, and caffine--especially if you have alternatives to smoking it available.


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Anonymous 26/01/05(Mon)09:37 No. 842010

>>842007
I don't understand how either of you feel, because alcohol has always been the shittiest drug one can get their hands on apart maybe for dph and non-powder dxm and the latter is arguably still better even in syzurp form. Fuck you for choosing the worst drug out there that basically just checks you out of life and gives you nothing in return but retardation. I have more respect for the kids who decided to go to eiriel to never return, hell more respect to those 300/300 tripping every weekend till they ruined their brain and their life forever, at least they didn't ruin it for pure bullshit, boringness and strawberryness. Drunk people are pure shit, sorry guys, I truly am sorry you were born without the net, but if you had it then I hate you even more for not choosing to exercise it.. go to AA and fuck outta here. Or join fightclub idc, I guess just die somewhere in a ditch like the rest of your brothers of bottle. The bottle robs you of spirit and by extension you rob everyone around you of life just as much as it robs you. I hope you are at least alone and not inflicting the consequences of this disease on any others.


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Anonymous 26/02/07(Sat)15:30 No. 842710

>>842010

So the massive amount of acid I took, as I did not really knowing about depression and manic depression was just a Hendrix song and took at as an
anti-depression along with thousands of Mushrooms.
Would lead to think I might not be as big waste of food as you thought.

marijuana cut with I don't know what, just found out many years later that it happened across my home city.
Caused the brain function problems, not acid or mushrooms.

Cut drugs, legal alcohol both problems, for myself I can have a safe time with alcohol. If you abuse any drug are screwed. Buying street drugs adds another big risk.




Anonymous 25/10/08(Wed)23:50 No. 204192 Board: /s/ [Reply]
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Anonymous 25/10/08(Wed)23:53 No. 204193





"the user profile service service failed the sign-in" Basement Dwelling Neckbeard 25/06/04(Wed)08:11 No. 5757 Board: /pr/ [Reply]
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Now I 'm having trouble with "the user profile service service failed the sign-in," Does anyone have solutions?


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Basement Dwelling Neckbeard 25/06/04(Wed)14:45 No. 5758

fuck it, just don't sign in


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Basement Dwelling Neckbeard 25/06/04(Wed)15:31 No. 5759
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right-click, "inspect", and write the html for the page you want to see. you gave zero context, so this is the best answer you'll get.


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Basement Dwelling Neckbeard 25/10/10(Fri)11:19 No. 5800


Sign up with a valid e-mail address




I Hate My Sister Anonymous 18/09/22(Sat)17:24 No. 25792 Board: /elit/ [Reply]

If there’s anything in life that has any sort of permanence for the average person, it’s their family. Who you grow up with, who you share most of your life with, who’s there for you when life is at its most difficult; your family is always the first to come to mind. Unfortunately, for a particular 9-year old boy, family was just another source of stress and his budding self-hatred. Jessie Cooper stepped out into the brisk late-Autumn afternoon breeze, clutching the hem of his tattered old jacket as he surveyed the surrounding area. The schoolyard was completely empty at this point, as school technically ended over 2 hours ago. The young child had fostered a routine; every Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday he’d stay after school and perform his assigned duties, which usually involved cleaning out desks or clearing the chalkboard after class was finished. Of course, this usually only took around 20 minutes, the rest of his time was spent in the 2nd story boy’s bathroom reading in an empty stall while he waited for the custodian to make his daily rounds. Jessie despised leaving school on schedule, as it usually involved running into (and subsequently walking home with) his sister Alice.
If there was anyone in Jessie’s life that he could safely and definitively say he hated, it was his sister. She embodied every sickly-sweet, passive-aggressive, and utterly hate-filled feeling one could possibly harbor for another human being, and most of that genuine hate was directed at her younger sibling. Alice was 16, though she easily passed for 20, and somehow wore a near-permanent cocky smirk that occasionally morphed into an almost haunting scowl during her…episodes, as Jessie had taken to calling them. Her long auburn hair mimicked Jessie’s own natural color, spilling over her shoulders and flowing down to the small of her back, though despite her innocuous (and arguably beautiful, not that Jessie would ever admit it aloud) appearance, she was truly awful in most every way imaginable. The young child kept his head low as he swung wide around the parking lot situated to the east of the schoolyard, trying his hardest to avoid being noticed (an impossible task given how barren the rest of the surrounding area was). He hoped that one of the teachers would do their job and make sure that no strange individuals were lingering in the schoolyard before heading home for the day; it made getting home without being spotted much easier. Unfortunately, today just wasn’t his day.
“Hey Jess, you’re pretty late.”
Jessie jumped, quickly turning and staring at (or rather past) the young woman looming over him, that trademark smirk plastered on her face. “I’ve been out here waiting for you for almost an hour, y’know you’re not supposed to be staying after today,” Alice said sweetly, placing a gloved hand on the boy’s shoulder. Jessie continued to stare past the girl, a look of sheer contempt glued to his scarf-concealed coun Message too long. Click here to view the full text.


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Anonymous 18/09/24(Mon)03:01 No. 25794

Nice. Hopefully there’s more?


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Anonymous 18/10/23(Tue)10:09 No. 25846

A hazy stream of twilight spilled into the siblings’ room, bathing the young woman sleeping in the bottom bunk in a yellowish sheen. She yawned, sitting up and stretching as she blinked the sleep from her eyes. Making her way to the closet, she noted the unsettling silence in her bedroom, an extremely uncommon occurrence over the past 3 years, and donned her technically-government-mandated school uniform; a dark navy-blue polo shirt and a 22-inch khaki skirt. She absolutely abhorred her school’s dress code, but unfortunately, she didn’t have many other options, especially considering the degenerate-infested shithole she and her family inhabited. After spending about half an hour applying her makeup she cast a sidelong glance at the top bunk, almost worried by the utter stillness she noticed, so much so that she took it upon herself to check up on the boy. “Hey Jess, you up?” she began, palming one of the rungs of the ladder up to the boy’s bed, “You should hurry up and get dressed, I’ll walk you to the bus stop on my way t–” the words died on her lips when she saw the empty bed. “God dammit,” she muttered.

Jessie stood at the bus stop at the end of Calhoun street, his backpack slung over his shoulders as he scratched and picked at the hem of his tattered and dirty jacket, a thin layer of unspeakable fluid congealed around the child’s sleeves and emitting a rather odd odor. He stood and waited, reaching into his jacket pocket to retrieve his cellphone and check the time; 6:54 A.M. The prepubescent despised waking up so early, but it was the only way he could ensure that his sister wouldn't be around to disturb him, or at least wouldn't have the time to. Alice would be getting dressed right about now, leaving the house by 7:15 if she wanted to make it to school by 8, which gave Jessie plenty of time to get home, eat breakfast, take a quick shower, and maybe even watch some cartoons before he had to be at school come 9. He sat on a nearby bench, swiping through his phone before hovering over the .mp3 he'd recorded the night before. Fishing his earbuds out of his backpack, the young child plugged them in and opened the file, grimacing as he was assaulted with the sounds of his mother’s yelling followed by Alice’s shrill retorts. He listened for a few minutes before he heard the sound of the children’s bedroom door slamming followed by the muffled hiss of the local route R42 bus’s brakes as it came to a stop, its doors opening and what looked like a horribly confused and drunken homeless woman shambling out before stumbling off down the street. Jessie sighed, taking note of the time once again – 7:07 – before making his way back home. On days like today he'd taken to leaving home early and travelling about half a mile away to one of the city’s seedier (relatively speaking) neighborhoods so he could avoid dealing with his sister’s post-playtime affections.

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Anonymous 21/08/22(Sun)15:01 No. 27371

>>25846
>A hazy stream of twilight spilled into the siblings’ room, bathing the young woman sleeping in the bottom bunk in a yellowish sheen. She yawned, sitting up and stretching as she blinked the sleep from her eyes. Making her way to the closet, she noted the unsettling silence in her bedroom, an extremely uncommon occurrence over the past 3 years, and donned her technically-government-mandated school uniform; a dark navy-blue polo shirt and a 22-inch khaki skirt. She absolutely abhorred her school’s dress code, but unfortunately, she didn’t have many other options, especially considering the degenerate-infested shithole she and her family inhabited. After spending about half an hour applying her makeup she cast a sidelong glance at the top bunk, almost worried by the utter stillness she noticed, so much so that she took it upon herself to check up on the boy. “Hey Jess, you up?” she began, palming one of the rungs of the ladder up to the boy’s bed, “You should hurry up and get dressed, I’ll walk you to the bus stop on my way t–” the words died on her lips when she saw the empty bed. “God dammit,” she muttered.

>Jessie stood at the bus stop at the end of Calhoun street, his backpack slung over his shoulders as he scratched and picked at the hem of his tattered and dirty jacket, a thin layer of unspeakable fluid congealed around the child’s sleeves and emitting a rather odd odor. He stood and waited, reaching into his jacket pocket to retrieve his cellphone and check the time; 6:54 A.M. The prepubescent despised waking up so early, but it was the only way he could ensure that his sister wouldn't be around to disturb him, or at least wouldn't have the time to. Alice would be getting dressed right about now, leaving the house by 7:15 if she wanted to make it to school by 8, which gave Jessie plenty of time to get home, eat breakfast, take a quick shower, and maybe even watch some cartoons before he had to be at school come 9. He sat on a nearby bench, swiping through his phone before hovering over the .mp3 he'd recorded the night before. Fishing his earbuds out of his backpack, the young child plugged them in and opened the file, grimacing as he was assaulted with the sounds of his mother’s yelling followed by Alice’s shrill retorts. He listened for a few minutes before he heard the sound of the children’s bedroom door slamming followed by the muffled hiss of the local route R42 bus’s brakes as it came to a stop, its doors opening and what looked like a horribly confused and drunken homeless woman shambling out before stumbling off down the street. Jessie sighed, taking note of the time once again – 7:07 – before making his way back home. On days like today he'd taken to leaving home early and travelling about half a mile away to one of Message too long. Click here to view the full text.





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