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Anonymous 18/06/27(Wed)21:25 No. 123269 Board: /men/ [Reply]
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Anonymous 21/11/04(Thu)19:52 No. 124121

Easy Guy.


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Anonymous 23/07/14(Fri)06:30 No. 124393

Mooning is a funny thing!


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mooning lads Anonymous 25/08/20(Wed)09:56 No. 125052

moon me and i spank you.




Kanna Kamui P3k2 24/02/16(Fri)03:41 No. 65690 Board: /cake/ [Reply]
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Anonymous 24/08/29(Thu)06:02 No. 66108
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Anonymous 24/08/29(Thu)06:21 No. 66109
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Anonymous 24/08/29(Thu)06:28 No. 66110
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The Shoplifter Mark K 25/12/10(Wed)20:52 No. 28111 Board: /elit/ [Reply]

M/f, underage, non-cons

The Shoplifter
My jewelry store has been in my family for many years. My father retired from the business a few years ago and I took over. We are in a small shopping center with like 8 other stores. The store is small where usually only one or two staff is needed at any given time during the week. We make pretty good money though and I am happy. I myself am 45 years old and a medium build guy.
Most of the jewelry is inside glass cases, but I do have one case that is able to open for older or cheaper stuff or stuff I put on special sale just to get rid of. Older rings, necklaces, watches, or trade in stuff is in there. I keep this case towards the back so I can keep an eye on it better and can lock it as needed.

It was an early summer day. Thursday is my slowest day and I usually only have myself there to watch the store. Been even slower since summer time, people are traveling and not shopping for jewelry. I close the store at 6pm that day. It was about 5:45 and I was starting to wind down the store and get ready for closing. It was then when a young girl came into my store. She looked like an early teenager and was a pretty girl. She had blond hair and blue eyes. She was wearing a yellow top and some white shorts.

I greeted her and she said to me, “Hi, I have this bracelet and a ring and I was wondering if you do cleanings. How much would you charge?”
I took the ring and the bracelet into my hand and looked them over. Was a gold bracelet and a gold ring with a fake stone on top of it. I said back, “This would be $20 to clean both.”
She said, “Okay, can you do it?”

I replied, “Sure, will take a few minutes. I will be right back.” I took both items in back to the shop and turned on the jewelry cleaner. I kept an eye on the cameras I have up front to keep an eye on the girl in the store. I see her walked about the shop looking in all the cases. The store it not very big, so she is just looking. I see her walk over to the discount case and look inside. I see her open the case up. Shit, I forgot to lock the case! I see her reach in and pick up an item, look at it, then put it back. She took another item out, then put it back. She took out a third item, but this time, she put it inside her pocket. I got mad at this as I watched her. She then reached in again, and took something out and pocketed it. Now I was really mad. I have a button in the back shop area that will lock the front door with a magnetic lock so you cannot open the door no matter what. I hit the button to lock the door. She would not be able to get out now.
I finished cleaning the ring and bracelet and walked out into the store. The girl smiled at me as I handed her the stuff. I told her, “Okay, that will be $20.” She handed me a $20 bill and then I said, “and also additional money for what stuff is in your pocket that you Message too long. Click here to view the full text.




Anonymous 17/04/20(Thu)09:56 No. 21193 Board: /fl/ [Reply]
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anyone got the sauce on the music?




Anonymous 25/07/12(Sat)07:07 No. 89612 Board: /gif/ [Reply]
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Anonymous 25/03/17(Mon)00:14 No. 22924 Board: /me/ [Reply]
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Is ai generated film the future?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4MdTYrEo6k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VjBwgoR8iw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_SgA6ymPuc


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Anonymous 25/04/16(Wed)00:21 No. 22944

If we can destroy kikewood then yes, absolutely.


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Anonymous 25/04/22(Tue)13:13 No. 22964

hollywood: "let's devalue movies"
also hollywood: "why ppl no value movies???"


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Anonymous 25/04/25(Fri)02:38 No. 22972

>>22964
theyre kinda stuck riding out the post-ironic zeitgeist where sincerity doesnt exist but as you point out this contradicts and rubs up against them making money by this point. Theyre just hoping for hate watching, meme moments, and mystery box storytelling and its all out of desperation.




i am a degenerate Angsty Teen Girl 24/10/12(Sat)04:17 No. 25959 Board: /rnb/ [Reply]
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i just couldn't help myself.
i'd like to be godly but eh, it always comes out in the end anyways.
no one's gonna save you, and why should they? that's pathetic.

embrace the mediocre thoughts. you are low iq and a little stinky.

>good ending
i play arcade games for the rest of my life in a shitty midwest rural suburb.
>bad ending
i become some post modern soulless thing that gets rid of all my sperg because socialization wins in the end.
>true ending
???
i don't know lel. to be fair, i don't think a good ending would be hard to achieve. if your expectations are really low you can never really lose.




Looking for a really old incest doujin. Anonymous 17/06/12(Mon)08:28 No. 11926 Board: /pco/ [Reply]
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So this doujin is from like, way back, and I can't find it anywhere. It starts with the main character (shota) with a family friend having his portrait taken, then he has sex with her. Then with his sisters, his friend, his mom, they all end up sharing him in the end, and his friend moves in, they get married. It's ridiculous but I can't fucking find the thing. Anyone wanna help?


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Anonymous 17/06/17(Sat)05:04 No. 11938

That sounds like Boys' Empire, by Juan Gotoh. Sad panda has it.




John Smith 26/02/22(Sun)02:04 No. 49394 Board: /eh/ [Reply]
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Hi John,

Please enjoy this picture of some parsnips. Consider posting or talking about vegetables or fruits while you're here.

Best regards,

-John


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John Smith 26/02/24(Tue)01:10 No. 49395

Dear John,

It just so happens I really love well roasted parsnips.

Best regards

John


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John Smith 26/02/24(Tue)02:22 No. 49396

>>49394
Hi John

Yes that is parsnips

Best regards

John

P.S. again best regards, John


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John Smith 26/02/24(Tue)03:02 No. 49397

Never thought about parsnips. I think I'll try some. Thanks!




Suppose Diogenes and Buddha meet Anonymous 21/11/27(Sat)18:55 No. 14847 Board: /phi/ [Reply]
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What would they say to each other, assuming they would overcome the language barrier?


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Anonymous 22/02/20(Sun)12:58 No. 14903

get out of my sun normie


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Anonymous 22/02/25(Fri)18:01 No. 14906

“Is there a dragon howl in a dead tree?”
“I say there’s a lion roar in a skull.”


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Anonymous 24/08/15(Thu)17:01 No. 15590

"Stop masturbating in public"
"No"
"Ok"





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