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V-Trigger (TF) fdisk 20/12/04(Fri)07:26 No. 27085 Board: /elit/ [Reply]

I was inspired by a story on here previously called "The Three Amigos" to write my own X-Change story. since OP seems to have vanished I figure now is as good a time as any. This is my first piece.

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You know, I never really got how stupid horniness made you until what happened to me last summer. Me, Duncan, and Nam played Street Fighter Alpha at my house while my parents were at work. We were inseparable, always playing fighting games, reading comics, or doing other mindless teen shit. Being young, dumb and horny brought us together in many ways. Nam always had connections to seedy underground Korean shit he got from his uncle. This meant we’d always have the hook up to all types of imported smut, comics, and games native to the country at the time. Duncan and I were 90% sure the shit was illegal but that only made it better.

One of the things Nam had that piqued our interest was X-Change. He had a bottle full of the stuff, stolen from his uncle’s trash after, according to Nam, his uncle got cold feet and decided to pass on them. Nam, who was a real chatter-shit when he knew about something, told us all about it.

“I’m telling you guys, this shit is the real deal! I saw one tape where a man took 1 pill” He shoves his finger into Duncan’s face. “JUST 1 PILL! Next thing you know this fuckin’ guy looks like Kate Winslet! If I take this shit, I’m gonna look like Hee-Sun!” “Who the FUCK is Hee-Sun, Nam?” Duncan blurts out jokingly in-between mashing nonsense on his controller. Now, I’m not the best fighting game player on the planet, but I definitely was the best player in the room. Nam and Duncan had a nasty habit of button-mashing with no strategy involved. Days would go by where I’d clean house, only to finally be beaten by Nam, with lots of grabs from Birdie on his side. Maybe I had a hidden talent for virtual tactility, or maybe it was because they didn’t have a PlayStation at home. In any case, today was shaping up to be no exception, as I nail the finishing rapid-kicks and K.O Duncan for the win.

“Fuckin’ hell! You see that Nam, your gay yappin’ cost me the damn game!” Nam and I were used to Duncan’s outbursts after losses, so Nam only responded with snickers. This, of course, only made Duncan more riled up. “I mean seriously, if you love those pills so fucking much just take one!” “Yeah, why not?” I chimed in. I normally don’t interject as much when the 3 of us are riffing. It’s not necessarily out of any fear or something, I just never feel the need to really get all that worked up. Nam took our questions with a very sly grin only a questionably raised Korean kid could pull off.

“How’s about a bet on the next game? Loser takes a pill and let me and the winner tear a hole into their newly minted snatch?” Duncan looked at him like he was an alien. “How’s about kiss my ass? Luke’s a goddamn c Message too long. Click here to view the full text.


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fdisk 20/12/04(Fri)08:17 No. 27086

Nam goes for Birdie, while I choose Chun-Li, a character I always chose when I wanted to be at my best. The first round starts, and I can tell that this game was different. Nam played a lot smarter, blocking my combo attempts, and grabbing me while my character ended her move for a painful drop. My mind raced as I kept walking into his hits, and it wasn’t long before the first round ended.

“Holy shit Nam, you won the first round!” Duncan belted. “Now just do it again, and we can give ol’ Luke here rabies.” “Yeah yeah, after this don’t expect me to share the spoils” Nam interjects. I’d prefer challengers who didn’t pre-emptively declare victory, but for some reason the cocky, gun-sure attitude Nam had made me feel a lot weirder than normal. The second round felt longer, as I pulled out combos and juggles that seemed a little too tryhard considering the skill level of my opponent. Maybe it was the inner conflict I was having that pushed me to inevitably take the next win, or maybe it was adrenaline from the fear of the unknown; of what would happen next.

“Uh oh, 1-1. I think Nam is about to become our personal little Sailor Moon.”Duncans quips fall on deaf ears as we both focus for the final round. We both play in a way that was rare for anyone in the house. Perfect blocks, parrys, reversals, punishes, it seems almost robotic. It all culminated in something neither of us expected. An outcome that, in all my years of playing before or since, has never occurred again.

“What the fuck! No way.” We all sit there speechless.“A fucking draw.”

“Cheeky. Very cheeky.” Duncan laments.“Well, that wasn’t planned. When did you get so good, Nam?”I had to ask. Truthfully, I wouldn’t know if it was skill, luck, or my warped mindstate, that caused such an odd outcome. What I did know, however, was that I wanted that feeling again. It was the most fun I ever had playing Alpha and, arguably, video games in general. “HAHA a man such as myself always has a trick up his sleeve.” Nam's arrogance was something to behold, surely. Some would even call it cute.

“Bullshit. Hey, you know what?”Duncan grabs the bottle and shakes it around, as if it was a magic 8-ball giving him the answer to his own question. “How about this, if Luke beats you this time you gotta take this pill and let us both rail you?”After hearing him say that out loud I stared to think the couch and carpet had been laced with some horny powder. There was no way the Duncan from 10 minutes ago would have been so on-board with this scenario. “What’s in it for me, assbrain?” Nam matter-of-factly spat out at Duncan’s proposal. “Duh, Luke’s gotta take the pill. Then we can both rail him.”The pat on my shoulder he gave me immediately after should’ve rubbed me the wrong way. Alas, like the passing fart I am, I just said “That’s basically the same deal as before.” Message too long. Click here to view the full text.




Anonymous 24/04/30(Tue)21:19 No. 26879 Board: /co/ [Reply]
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Cgi still better than Megamind 2




Nazi Women Anonymous 09/07/11(Sat)07:02 No. 263 Board: /unf/ [Reply] [Last 50 posts]
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Nazi Thread reboot


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Anonymous 14/03/31(Mon)21:37 No. 22484



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Anonymous 14/04/28(Mon)13:36 No. 22616

>>22484
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Source on this?


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Anonymous 14/05/03(Sat)04:44 No. 22618
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Basement Dwelling Neckbeard 26/02/19(Thu)03:44 No. 5832 Board: /pr/ [Reply]
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I'm wondering if I should use the rchan engine to build a imageboard project. I am brazillian, and I want to make a full brazillian Imageboard, and the only engine made by a brazillian I found was this one:
https://github.com/lainsec/rchan
This is a lain themed engine made with python and Flask
It uses Sqlite as default stack, but I will change to mongoDB. But I'm not sure if its secure. What do you guys think?
I'm planning to run this on a intel core i3 + 16gb ram and 250gb storage VPS. Also, the engine just got updated while I was posting.


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Basement Dwelling Neckbeard 26/02/19(Thu)22:22 No. 5834

Why would you care who the fuck made the software stack, OP?

>It uses Sqlite as default stack, but I will change to mongoDB.
Why would you want that? Mapping a relational schema to NoSQL seems pretty silly. PostgreSQL or MariaDB would make more sense if SQLite doesn't convince you.




I found a r/place clone made on HTML, and CSS Anonymous 23/04/24(Mon)20:27 No. 5615 Board: /pr/ [Reply]
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https://place.chetbox.com/




Hot Yessssss 25/02/04(Tue)19:04 No. 37750 Board: /ss/ [Reply]
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Mmmmmmm


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Anonymous 26/04/30(Thu)04:26 No. 38271

More?




Immensely wish 00's gaming history/aesthetic got more love xX-An0nYm0uS-Xx 25/05/05(Mon)01:11 No. 148475 Board: /vg/ [Reply]

Looking back on the aesthetic and vibes of gaming through a few longplays and reviews of a few games of the era,specifically ones that had the more stylized look to em made me realize something.
why tf don't more corpo/indie games play into the elements of games from the 2000's more?
like sure you could argue that those with a
Fondness of the era aren't a few years till the majority of most with the same view of gaming to the 2000's in the indie space and most large gaming companies would rather play it safe than take that sort of chance or could argue most probably are getting into something like that which fair.
but still considering how there's a number of people who have good memories of that era and most parts of the aesthetics sleek and futuristic look have appealed to many it'd be
worth a shot at least of making a game as such a reality at least imo.




Attention, /civ/ilians: Nonsensical Babbling Anonymous ## Admin ## 24/12/07(Sat)12:57 No. 2506 Board: /civ/ ID: d72e80 [Reply] Locked Stickied
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The rules against nonsensical babbling and sloganeering might seem a little vague, so here to clarify are some samefag posts from a modern philosopher who discovered Wikipedia and Ayn Rand in the same week:

>>2430 >>2431 >>2432 >>2433 >>2468 >>2469 >>2470 >>2471 >>2478 >>2479 >>2503

Individually, they’re tolerable.
Collectively, it's a pattern of bumping threads that should’ve stayed in the grave with mindless schizo spam.

Don’t be this guy. If you’re repeatedly necrobumping old threads with off-topic slogans instead of contributing actual discussion, you're getting banned.




Anonymous 21/05/18(Tue)05:21 No. 2015 Board: /civ/ ID: 5c3e29 [Reply] [Last 50 posts]
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If the US instituted heavy import tariffs based on the source country's equivalent environmental codes and practices... Maybe pride could save the world.


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Anonymous 26/02/24(Tue)14:31 No. 2629 ID: f6b7a7

>>2628
You want to be my brother? I'm sorry, Anon, but I don't think this is feasible. I'm leaving this world forever soon.


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Anonymous 26/02/25(Wed)20:20 No. 2630 ID: 7b08b9

>>2628
By the time my son grows up and becomes a man, I envision the world where the dirty nigger epidemic has been already solved and dealt with.


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Anonymous 26/02/25(Wed)21:46 No. 2631 ID: 558593
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No I do understand why anyone who can make enough money to pay an accountant. Will pay less tax.
I have limited knowledge in a few areas and help all of my frens irl, pay less tax.
Not just to help my frens, also ever left/right government I've live under since before the world wide web, have only managed one thing make tax payers money disappear with nothing to show for it.
The idea the Left are better/different from the right, well I can think is I'm a lot older than you.
I'm so old I believe they all need locking up, making them share the cell L+R, meanwhile we the people have accountants and lawyers, possibly the special forces goings through all their finances domestic and foreign.
Pigs get fat, hogs get.....




Homelessness and Wandering the States Edgar Anon Poe 22/11/26(Sat)10:12 No. 6905 Board: /grim/ [Reply]
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Real quick, I'm a schizophrenic NEET on disability but because Murica I do not make enough to live off of on my own. I've always had to take roommates to share the rent with, and because most people don't do that for free, it's usually a romantic partner I move in with. Because I'm vulnerable and stupid, I end up falling for a person who hurts me, or even starts beating me and insulting me just to put me down. So I run away. I call a friend somewhere else in the States who can move me somewhere else, and then it starts again. I meet a person, they hurt me, I leave.

You get the point, basically. Medicaid is state based, so when you move elsewhere, you need to reapply for that state's version of Medicaid. As I've already been to half the states in the country, and already moved twice this year, it's been very hard to keep my medical benefits steady (they can take up to 100 days to approve an applicant after the forms are filled out or, if you have SSI, respond to a change of address.)

I can't get my meds right now so it's harder and harder to go outside, I can barely get food, and might be moving again in another few months too.

My family says they're willing to house and feed me and take care of the cost of my medicine, but the only stipulation is that I cannot bring anyone home with me. The problem with this is that I'm extremely codependent, too broken to live for my own sake, so I need someone to lean on and be my purpose. But after 6 or 7 consecutive relationships that turned abusive, I'm really just thinking there isn't much hope for me living comfortably, or doing anything other than struggling like an animal every day to survive.

Are there any other diagnosed schizophrenics here whose conditions are severely disabling? If so, I'd love to know how you're all getting by, because I'm having a really tough time out here. (pic unrelated, just a drawing I did when I moved here)


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Edgar Anon Poe 22/11/30(Wed)13:17 No. 6914
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I'm not a full blown skito but it runs in my family and I have had vivid experiences where I have hear voices. Only a handful of times but I think this could be the onset of my genetic predispostion to it, anywho; I'll tell you what every therapist has told me: Change the narrative you tell yourself. It seems lame but it really is the only thing that truly works. Read some stoics like Marcus Aurelius and learn how to control your reactions to your emotions better because the truth is that the world is a cold and dark place and doesn't give a shit about you or anyone and will do everything in its power to try and kill you and will if you let it.

You are a meaningless spec floating through an infinite cosmos. Just choose to be ok the best you can. I understand what its like to be on food stamps and be codependent with an abusive partner and that is what has helped me regain my independence. That and an insatiable thirst for the truth and this is what I have come to realize. Good luck.


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Edgar Anon Poe 22/12/21(Wed)03:54 No. 6924

We've met. Maybe not you, but somebody just like you. We were friends for a while, and you helped me through a tough time. I want nothing more than to go back to that, and repay it. I can work again with the meds I'm taking, I have a house and health insurance. But she's gone, and I'm alone. Maybe the answer is to trust your family. Let the co-dependence fall through until you are hopeless and all you have is them to protect you from yourself. Because everybody is somebody's everything. Nobody is nothing. I love you anon.


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That Spic From Gurochan!.genxMyjaM 25/04/30(Wed)04:04 No. 7382

Since the psychologist told me "What do you need a diagnosis for?" I'm not certified. But considering I experience hallucinations, and was prescribed olanzapine and risperidone, I guess I made the cut.
As for the question, I just soldier on.
I'm off the pills since '19, I'd rather deal with the voices and the suicidal ideation than to endure the side effects. I'll pull through until I make it or until I end up on the shock room again.





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