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It's so fucking over Ricchie 24/06/16(Sun)18:40 No. 7249 Board: /grim/ [Reply]

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>Be me
>Still a virgin and have no girlfriend.
>Always shower and brush my teeth everyday, always use perfume and liquid deoderant whenever I'm going outside, also comb my hair every now and then.
>Always rockin' classic middle class suburban shit like the knit wool sweater and tie combo, or the tropical pattern shirts with long black pants.
>Really didn't mind not having a girlfriend or being a virgin, never thought of it as anything bad or particularly unfair and mainly held it against myself and blamed myself for it because of past mistakes that I'll never live down.
>Have an extremely annoying older cousin that is a retarded sperg that constantly has autistic episodes where he screams and shouts random things and makes grunting noises
>This guy doesn't fucking shower or brush his teeth, doesn't use deoderant or perfume so obviously he really fucking stinks
>He spends most of his time chronically online watching his autistic entertainment and playing Gacha games all the time
>Horrible sense of fashion, never dresses properly to public places
>Motherfucker still somehow gets a girlfriend before I do.
>I kind of feel bad for the girl for being with him but at the same time I want to beat the everliving fuck out of her for being such a dumb bitch.
>Mfw a retarded autistic sperg fucking mogs me
>Mfw nothing will ever make my situation any better.

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Edgar Anon Poe 24/06/23(Sun)02:00 No. 7251

Is this becoming our new copypasta?

My first flash Anonymous 16/03/08(Tue)01:41 No. 18945 Board: /fl/ [Reply]

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It's pretty simple. Just a loop with a song.
Music is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnvjB8GcBRE .

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Anonymous 16/03/09(Wed)23:10 No. 18958

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Also made this one, if you make the screen thin you can see an easteregg I left at the top.

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Anonymous 16/03/22(Tue)00:06 No. 19046

Do you have sources for the pictures?

Country Child Brides odiscipline!!xlAmp4BJLj 18/04/13(Fri)20:20 No. 25508 Board: /elit/ [Reply]

This is another one of those "I have more planned out, I will write it if anyone shows interest in it" deals.

Tags: Mf, mf, ff, urine, cum, light bondage

Susan’s legs began to quiver and shake, as she felt her bladder burst, and the happy warmth that had been building up inside her leak all over her legs and onto her husband’s hand. She grunted and moaned softly, hugging the muscular arm that was almost as big as she was, that was controlling the hand that was diddling her.

When her cookie box had finished quivering, her husband took her off the table, and lay her on the floor. He straddled over the little girl’s face, erect wee in hand. Susan began to compliantly kiss and lick the thick reddish wee, taking its mushroom shaped head into her little mouth, and sucking the syrupy wee juice from it like juice from an overripe peach.

Soon her husband began to quiver and shake. Susan tried to open her mouth to prepare for what was coming, but she was too tiny: torrents of wee milk filled her mouth too quickly for her to swallow, and spilled onto her face.

He squatted over her for half a minute, coating her face and hair with his wee milk. When he was done, he knelt beside her, hugging her, patting her, stroking her blond hair, tangled with dried clumps of wee milk that had been there for weeks. Susan felt a warm quiver of satisfaction that she was able to satisfy her man so well. She couldn’t wait until she began her monthly flow, and could give him a baby.

They kissed softly, as his hands ventured back to her cookie box...

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Anonymous 18/04/21(Sat)16:37 No. 25518

Continue.

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Anonymous 18/04/23(Mon)12:30 No. 25519

Yes, please continue. Although this isn't normally the kind of story I find interesting, I fascinated to find out where it's going and how this strange world came to be.

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odiscipline!!xlAmp4BJLj 18/05/07(Mon)06:52 No. 25533

I will be working on a follow up to this shortly. Nothing too incredibly cruel. I am plotting out several scenarios that I would like to describe right now.

The delay is from trying to get out my Wedding Day story, which actually has an end in my mind. That and another short story that I have let sit on my drive for 5 years, and I am only just now doing something about it.

There will be a follow up to this, and it will be enjoyable. It may just be a couple of weeks before I get to it though.

John Smith 24/04/04(Thu)04:32 No. 48873 Board: /eh/ [Reply]

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A local meat shop had a great deal on Swiss cheese. It's not holey at all, which is better than a cheese that's mostly holes, I guess. Well worth the price, for sure.

Sexy Milf Tits Anonymous 20/07/02(Thu)20:15 No. 197715 Board: /s/ [Reply]

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Anonymous 25/07/31(Thu)04:59 No. 203750

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Anonymous 25/08/01(Fri)14:06 No. 203756

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Anonymous 25/08/01(Fri)14:08 No. 203757

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Erotica thread Anonymous 22/12/18(Sun)02:43 No. 37038 Board: /ss/ [Reply]

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I made my own /ss/ erotica. You can post other works here as well.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/43437498/chapters/109198533

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Anonymous 24/08/10(Sat)01:24 No. 37549

>>37038
https://archiveofourown.org/works/58001419/chapters/147660697
A Straight Shota anthology on AO3, only a few are up so far.

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Anonymous 24/10/06(Sun)06:30 No. 37620

Wow! Can't believe it was you who wrote that. Before finding out about 7chan I had read it and loved every second of it.

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Anonymous 25/04/22(Tue)19:30 No. 37845

There's a society where female sexuality is such that they consider males to be more attractive the younger and smaller they are, this includes a preference for smaller and younger (more prepubescent) penises over larger ones.

The thinking is that the relationship between males and females should be reciprocal; the females of a family should begin her sexual interactions with her male children as early into his life as possible, usually hia mother would make love to him on the same night he was born, and after that all his female relatives and all the female partners who were arranged to marry him before he was born would all play a role in his practical education in sexual activities by having sex with him until he reaches puberty, then he's the one who takes ownership of them.

They prepare the boy since birth until pubescence to be a man who owns them by being the ones with ownership over him until he reaches puberty, they dominate and prepare him to dominate them when it's time for them to submit to him, domination here going hand in hand with caregiving and guardianship, they are his mommies until he can be their daddy.

It is believed that the smallest dicklet will eventually grow into the largest cock. The smallest boy into the biggest man. And they believe that sex, early and often, is a vital pert of raising a kid up to his fullest potential, regular sexual activity with female lovers is a need for little boys, so it is neglectful for any woman or girl to not provide the males she is married to or related to with pleasure. in return, it is said that boycum in particular is known to be very beneficial for women and girls, keeping them youthful and healthy and beautiful.

In addition, it is known that both large and small have their own strengths for pleasing women and girls with, smaller ones are better where larger ones are worse. Especially when the female minds of this universe function more like male minds do in that they are sexually gratified by the way they imagine others are being sexually stimulated. Small dicklets are more sensitive than big cocks and little boys are better at expressing how well they are being stimulated by their lovers.