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Anonymous 21/09/07(Tue)14:56 No. 25885 Board: /co/ [Reply]
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Don't you find it ironic how Marvel and DC love retconing their current canon universes.


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Anonymous 22/09/26(Mon)17:17 No. 26349

>>25899 check


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Anonymous 24/06/08(Sat)17:59 No. 26947

>>25899 Calling it 'writing' is far too kind.


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Mr_Baxren 24/06/16(Sun)12:07 No. 26963

I don't think it's that ironic




Molestr (Mg, oral, anal) AnonyMPC 15/10/16(Fri)19:00 No. 23912 Board: /elit/ [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

Just a short piece I wrote quickly a few days ago. Went a little younger than I usually do, but mostly because one part of the idea demanded it. Probably not my best but sometimes you have to clear some ideas out when they're interfering with other ones.

Molestr (Mg, oral, anal)

Everyone knows that every new technology will be used for sex, if it possibly can be. Sometimes directly, sometimes as a means to acquire it, and when all else fails, it'll be used to make porn so people can have sex with themselves.

Everyone also knows that the first and most enthusiastic adopters of new technology are the young. They may rely on their parents to actually GET the technology, but if they can get their hands on it, kids'll use it like it was second nature. They call this generation digital natives, and it's pretty accurate... one of my nieces learned to read on a tablet, not a book.

Like everyone else, I knew both of those pieces of common wisdom about technology... what I didn't consider was the intersection point. At least, not until I got caught in between where those two universal truths collided, and my whole world changed forever.

I rarely went anywhere without my smartphone, like most people, but, a little more unusually, I almost never used it as a phone. Instead, I had four main uses for it. I used it to keep track of news, weather and traffic, I used it to play games to pass dead time, I used it to keep up to date on social media accounts, and, in the spirit of that first eternal rule, I sometimes I used it to attempt to get laid, although mostly I told myself I was searching for love.

Mostly, I was, but sometimes, I'd have been satisfied with sex. And I'm not going to lie. Neither goal ever worked that well for me. At all. But then, that wasn't the phone's fault, I just wasn't that good at the social interaction thing in general, much less hooking up with people.

I like to think that I look decent enough to attract a girl, and I can get first dates, but after that... it never quite works out. I've got a certain awkwardness that puts people off when they first meet me... most of my romances have been people from school or work who knew me for a while, but I was out of school and at work there were no suitable options left that weren't either in a relationship or somone I'd already tried and failed to make a connection. And random dates, whether set-up by friends and family or attempted on my own, just hadn't been working out... there's probably something to the idea that desperation was making the problem even worse. But I kept trying, intermittently, when the loneliness or horniness got too intense.
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Anonymous 18/06/27(Wed)07:20 No. 25666

>>25665
then don’t look at it lol


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Anonymous 18/06/27(Wed)17:56 No. 25667

>>25665

First of all, I don't know how you couldn't like the direction MPC4 went. It is still the greatest /elit/ and AnonyMPC story of all time (though iCity Tales #2 is close).

Secondly, you are in the vast minority here. I mean, it's his namesake for a reason. Most people are dying to read more.


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Anonymous 18/07/23(Mon)05:00 No. 25719

>>25667
I'm dying to read more. Anonympc plz. I don't read Game of Thrones, this is actually the most long-running fiction series I've ever followed.




athleanx Anonymous 22/11/27(Sun)19:29 No. 39845 Board: /fit/ [Reply]
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Anyone have Athlean X All American Muscle or the new Beast II?




Zed 17/08/09(Wed)02:39 No. 12136 Board: /pco/ [Reply] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts] Stickied
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Star VS the forces of sexual tension.


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K 26/02/02(Mon)07:42 No. 18755
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>>18742




White Culture Historian 25/07/20(Sun)01:50 No. 15814 Board: /hi/ [Reply]
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Is White Culture at stake, due to mass migration?


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Historian 25/07/20(Sun)04:02 No. 15815
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Yes. It's called "chickens coming home to roost" after centuries of occupation.
Crazy how that works, huh?
Next question.


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Historian 25/07/21(Mon)09:35 No. 15817
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>>15814
yes
deport them all




BCI helps find answers for MS BoRobison 22/07/16(Sat)19:42 No. 18301 Board: /sci/ [Reply]
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The Folk/Daniels research team has been working on a breakthrough discovery for multiple sclerosis. The Seattle based research group has found a link between the debilitating disease and unhealthy red blood cell production. They have discovered that iron deficiency and elevated oxygen saturation may be major contributing factors in the cause of the disease.




Hairy Twink Thread # 2 Anonymous 14/08/10(Sun)06:11 No. 120391 Board: /men/ [Reply]
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Anonymous 17/03/12(Sun)06:44 No. 208 Board: /civ/ ID: 395df9 [Reply]
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Joe Biden is following me. I go to lunch at Mickey’s Diner and he’s sitting two stools away, wearing a stocking cap and a fake mustache with a fake nose and glasses but he says, “Hey, how’s it going, fella?” It’s Joe Biden. So pathetic. Sad. He is conducting a destabilization campaign against me, putting chemicals in my food that make me behave erratically. Why? Because he and his secret cabal are terrified of what I represent.

My guiding principle from the beginning has been Make Earth The Center Again. Not the sun. Earth First. Ever since Pope Urban VIII failed to shut down Galileo and the fake science of Copernicus, Judeo-Christian civilization has been in steady decline. It’s the plain truth. That’s why the Pilgrims came to the New World, to escape solar-centrist ideology. Solar power is killing us. This country is on the verge of collapse. We are up against powerful forces. Did you know that James Comey is actually Jimmy Hoffa? People are surprised when I point this out, but it’s true. Same first names, last names of five letters. Just a Coincidence? No way. “Comey” was Hoffa’s code name in his Teamster days, short for “Comrade.” He knew the only way to beat the FBI was to join it, and now he’s part of the secret cabal.

So are Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi — note that their first names have five letters — and what is even more shocking: They are the same person. That’s why you never see them arm in arm. S/he has a dream: to become the first transgender president of the United States and take the “Men” and “Women” signs off every toilet including the ones in your own home so that anyone can come into your home and use the toilet for as long as they please, no matter who else needs to use it, and there is absolutely nothing you can do about it. That’s why Biden and Jimmy and Schelosi are after me. Because 50 million people read my column every week. Fifty million. It’s the most-read column in American journalism since Robert Ripley’s “Believe It or Not” — that’s why I am paid $500 million a year and travel in a private train and am surrounded by heavy security at all times. Everywhere I go, people tell me they love my column — black people, Mexicans, Jews, women, people of all ages — and everyone I meet asks me, “Why not the front page? Why are you stuck back in Op-Ed? It’s so sad.” I’m in Op-Ed with all the wackos because the Deep State is out to undermine my credibility. But the fact is: I have been right all along. About everything. It all happened exactly as I said it would.

The Holy Father wrote to me recently, “You are molto perfecto, mio babbino caro. Infallibilissimo!” He knows the church made a big mistake not cutting Galileo’s head off when they had the chance. Liberals have always wanted mankind to feel marginal, an accident of evolution, not the center. The whole environmental “movement” is based on instilling a s Message too long. Click here to view the full text.


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Anonymous 17/03/31(Fri)10:25 No. 227 ID: e7035a

>>226
Almost like Donald's money is his imaginary friend.

His only friend.


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Anonymous 17/04/07(Fri)01:39 No. 236 ID: 6fd65d

Spends so much time on a 7chan post


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Anonymous 17/04/07(Fri)04:29 No. 237 ID: 5a53ee

>>236
>doesn't realize its a copy & paste




AI Generated Images Anonymous AI 23/09/21(Thu)09:28 No. 572 Board: /ai/ [Reply]
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AnonGPT 25/03/14(Fri)12:13 No. 2363


Pink


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AnonGPT 25/03/31(Mon)12:38 No. 2425

Pretty in pink.


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AnonGPT 25/06/04(Wed)14:56 No. 2692
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Anonymous 18/03/10(Sat)13:52 No. 6811 Board: /gfx/ ID: 9ca584 [Reply]
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Hey guys! I have a big hangover and Would love to see her naked. Please Fake her!
Would love to see her with a hairy pussy and flat boobs!
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Anonymous 18/03/10(Sat)13:55 No. 6812 ID: 9ca584
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Anonymous 18/03/10(Sat)14:42 No. 6813 ID: 1c97da

You're retarded.





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