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Starsessions Anonymous 25/06/27(Fri)10:31 No. 25859 Board: /unf/ [Reply]




Weeabot Returns Poe 10/09/10(Fri)23:03 No. 59 Board: /irc/ [Reply] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts] Stickied
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<Xu> I want to have your babies, Weeabot
<Weeabot> old people, babies, its umph umph umph


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Poe 23/04/30(Sun)13:50 No. 2676

<Weeabot> deadbabies rapes dong because that one of the bitches




May someone grant my wish please? 23/03/02(Thu)17:47 No. 21364 Board: /x/ [Reply]
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Pics mostly unrelated I just grabbed them from a image search
May someone please grant my wish or teach me how to have it granted and show me that magic is real and atheism+agnosticism is fake?

I’d like to play a game of soccer, volleyball or tennis against an attractive woman (at least 19 and no older then 27, a bmi of at least 18 and no more than 25, no glasses, etc) who’s my friend or girlfriend or wife (I’m single atm with basically no female friends) .
I want this 1v1 game to be a bet between me and her. Loser must wash the winners car in just a bikini and maybe some sandals (I currently have no car and no bikini obviously lol).

I’d prefer to win and get the wash but if you want to leave it up to chance then that’s fine too.
I’d like to play the game of volleyball as soon as possible and practicable.
If I had more money I could buy a car, nicer clothes, get some surgeries, etc to increase my chances.

Any ideas what to do?
Please no /adv/ice advice. I’d like miracles or advice on miracles not a Jordan Peterson lecture please.


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Wavegod 23/04/19(Wed)23:21 No. 21427

>>21408
If you undergo my good health product, you'll never fall sick again and it works for animals and plants too.


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23/04/24(Mon)23:02 No. 21432

>>21427
>>21426
I’d love to but I don’t have enough money. May I have a free sample instead?


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23/05/18(Thu)13:58 No. 21443
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>>21364
how about "NO"?




Unteralterbach Anonymous 26/01/20(Tue)06:33 No. 67013 Board: /cake/ [Reply]
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So, I haven't played this game in a while, and I'm having trouble finding a source to download it from. Anyone have a link?


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Anonymous 26/02/20(Fri)09:11 No. 67041

>>67013
allthefallen




John Smith 25/10/06(Mon)23:44 No. 49304 Board: /eh/ [Reply]
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A thread here was locked for being interesting. That is a bad thing. Please try to stay uninteresting in these times. Thank you.


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John Smith 25/10/08(Wed)17:26 No. 49308

>>49305
Try putting it a in bong water and marinate it for a few days. Then you can put it in a zip lock type bag and store it in the fridge or just eat a bit and put back into the jar with the bong water. Good luck.


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John Smith 25/10/08(Wed)22:30 No. 49309

>>49308

Bongwater - Dazed and Chinese

My friends named their band Lumpsucker, after the fact of sucking on a bong and big lump of something not right shooting right into your mouth

Gosh darn awful 🤢🤮


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John Smith 25/10/08(Wed)22:33 No. 49310

>>49309
Lumpsucker 1988 - 1990 R.I.P.

Sound a bit like Moving Targets




Demonitization on Youtube Anonymous 22/09/09(Fri)04:22 No. 22876 Board: /halp/ [Reply]
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Can you talk about Christianity on youtube and it will still be monetized? Remember white,christian,fit,male,straight is wrong-think in the great reset. I don't make the videos but I think that's what's going to happen if I do.


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Anonymous 22/09/24(Sat)09:12 No. 22878

>>22876

same as >>22877

Although Rumble or Odysee. Even try Daily motion.
Do it on YT and try and direct your traffic of YT
Also use one of the other platform to back your stufff up, for when someone dicides to cancel you, bitchute, I guess for that.

miss Eilish, looks a bit off in that pic


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sage Anonymous 24/06/08(Sat)01:59 No. 22970

Nobody will watch it anyway.


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Anonymous 24/06/08(Sat)23:59 No. 22971
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>>22970

I don't know, remember the South Park Ep. Where Cartman forms a Christian rock group.....

You don't know till you try

Pic is just an weird example of \0/




furry dick snakecockenjoyer 26/02/15(Sun)22:07 No. 29591 Board: /fur/ [Reply]
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does anyone else find it weird how knots and flares are wildly accepted in this fandom but f you like cookies (or any other animal genitalia) all the sudden you're called a "zOoPhIle"?

don't get me wrong, i love knots and flares, but also love other animal dicks and animal pussy! and i find it retarded that most of this fandom will worship knots and flares but you mention any other animal and they'll turn on you?




& Entering The Ionian 23/12/30(Sat)12:56 No. 27939 Board: /elit/ [Reply]

Long time listener, first time caller. I've tried to write elit before, but I have the attention span of a gnat. Started writing a little scenario for a nice young lady I know and it just kept going. Figured with how sparse this board's been of late there wouldn't be any harm in sharing it.

Tags: Mf, nc/hypno, mild v, spit, ws, Dom/sub

Any and all feedback welcome.

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He showed up at her house while no one else was home; he made sure to time it that way. She came down after the second ring, thinking maybe the mailman needed her to sign for a package, and he smiled at the momentary flash of fear in her eyes when she opened the door and realized it was a stranger. When she sensed what he might be there for. Still, he looked polite. And her parents had taught her to always be polite in turn.

“Hi there. Are your parents home?”

“Um, not right- uh… now…,” she said. Inwardly kicking herself for not lying. For not saying something smarter. Oh well. We all say things we regret. It was already too late the second she opened the door.

“Oh,” he said. “Bummer. Do you mind if I come in?”
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Anonymous 24/01/02(Tue)16:03 No. 27943

I like this a lot! The use of dialogue so much is different, but it works really well. Very interested to see more if there is any, thank you for sharing! How did your nice young lady friend like it?


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Anonymous 24/01/12(Fri)15:26 No. 27948

>>27943
Thanks! Wrote it more as a scenario than as a story, so it’s lighter on descriptions and narration and all. She was pretty satisfied with it :)




XXX Wallpapers Anonymous 14/03/30(Sun)04:09 No. 78584 Board: /wp/ [Reply]
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Anonymous 15/01/08(Thu)00:02 No. 78757
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Anonymous 15/03/20(Fri)02:17 No. 78772

FUCK THE MPAA!!!!!!


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Anonymous 20/09/11(Fri)22:13 No. 79475
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it's not to scale but this is mine..




The Book that Made You a Reader 18/10/17(Wed)16:26 No. 17903 Board: /lit/ [Reply]
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The first book that enthralled you, the one you couldn't put down, and that made you an avid reader. This was it for me. The way the author you go from the perspective of a general, to describing an epic battle, to going to the story of your average soldier or sailor captured me and I've been an avid reader ever since.


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fashion j lo jackets 19/05/23(Thu)10:19 No. 17986

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19/08/23(Fri)20:44 No. 18016

Been looking for a PDF thread and couldn't find one on the first, and don't want to bring one from the dead so here
I've been looking for a PDF for Anthropology of Evil by David Parkin. in exchange I have The Oxford Handbook of Contextual Political Analysis, it's good so far
(tried uploading PDF but file was too large)
http://library.naog.gov.mn/ebooks/The%20Oxford%20Handbook%20of%20Contextual%20Political%20Analysis.pdf


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21/06/28(Mon)20:12 No. 18198

>>17903
Wow what a coincidence that's the same for me. First book I read cover to cover. My grandfather who was in the first wave of Omaha Beach gave it to me after we watched the 1960s movie adaptation of it. He didn't speak for the entire film, when It was over he looked down at me and said, "That's not quite how I remember it." He gave me his copy of this book a few days later.

I always wondered what he would have made of Saving private Ryan?





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