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What are the best freebies out there (legal or otherwise)? I've got a few to start the thread:

1. File complaints on web sites of local fast food restaurants, and they'll send you free food coupons. Obviously, if you do this too often with the same address, they'll catch on, but it's good for a free meal every now and then.

2. Most major cities in the U.S. have nonprofits that give free computers away if you're in a bad financial situation. If you can prove you're on a government program, they'll give you a crappy computer running Ubuntu for free or a halfway decent one running Windows for $80-100.

3. Most major cities also have nonprofits and even traveling vans that give out free fentanyl test trips and naloxone. Even if you don't do drugs yourself, shit's expensive, and you can make a couple bucks on the side picking some up and selling at a discount.

4. Ibotta works. A lot of stuff on there is 50% off or even free after cash back, and it's a legal way to turn food stamps into cash. A lot of the stuff on there is inedible gluten-free vegan garbage, but they do carry major junk food brands and stuff you actually want to buy. Even if you only go after the stuff that's 100% free after cash back, you'll have your money back inside of a month.

5. Shoplifting shoplifting shoplifting. Learn your local stores' shoplifting policies and how to evade detection, and you can save a lot of money. I save hundreds shoplifting all my OTC medication from stores like CVS. You can make money reselling stuff on sites like Mercari, but keep in mind the pigs will send investigators if you get carried away.

6. Instead of paying $50 a month subscribing to eight different streaming services, invest $20 in a seedbox. Most people here probably already know this, but for those who don't, it's worth every penny.

7. DNA refund scams don't work as well as they did a few years ago, but they still do sometimes, so always worth a shot. Amazon will still refund stuff no questions asked if you've bought more stuff from them than you're trying to refund. PROTIP: sign a name that isn't yours if the mailman asks for a signature.
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Is there any explanation for the mysterious creature that the HMS Daedalus encountered on 6 August 1848?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8f7uTGc-1Bg

I spent a lot of years trailing and researching the worlds most prolific hackers. From 2000-till now Royalblade has been the most talked about and most effective hacker. I have followed his marks from when he did that college debt payment for folks on YouTube. I know about his involvement with the feds when they hired him to track and recover stolen bitcoins lost from bitfinex wallets in 2016. Dude is simply the worlds best considering that he still remains anonymous.

Hey guys, posting a part of my story. Tell me if you like it.

"Tomoko, I'm heading out"
Tomoko opened his groggy eyes to see his mother in his doorway.
"I'm going to go buy some food for us. Thought you'd be too tired to come for today."
Aiko waved at her son and closed his tatami door. Soon after, Tomoko heard the front door shut. He lay on his bed, staring at the ceiling. Even though he felt hot embarassment from the night before, he loved the feeling of his mother watching him masturbate. There was a sense of involvement in it all, and he couldn't help but get erect at the thought. Slowly, he tucked away his blankets, and pulled down his pants once more. His erect penis throbbed as he slowly wrapped his hands around it. Mother, he thought, as his mind slowly relived the night before.
Suddenly he heard his tatami room door open. He lifted his head, to see Aiko standing in the door way.
The room was silent. Tomoko laid on the bed with his hand still wrapped around his boyhood, while his mother stood silently. The moment was almost comical, if not for the incestual desires that lay adrift in the atmostphere. The moment held for a few seconds, until Aiko stepped inside and closed the door behind her. Seeing this, Tomoko sat up quickly, and began pulling his underwear up to his waist. At least he was, until Aiko darted forward and grasped his member.
Aiko was almost drunk from a mixture of emotions, emotions of panic, shame but most prevalently, lust. With one hand she pushed Tomoko back onto the bed, and with her other she stroked his boyhood with increasing pace. Tomoko could not comprehend the situation, let alone react to his own mother. In this sexual mayhem, he could only utter a single word - "Mom?".
Hearing this, Aiko lifted her head, meeting Tomoko's eyes with her own. She placed her hands on Tomoko's thighs, and smiled. All the carnal desires that she had felt after her husband's passing, was to be quenched in this very moment, and the thought made her shiver with anticipation.
"Get ready, dear." Aiko said, as she broke eye contact to look at Tomoko's member. It had grown hard in the past few seconds, and just staring at it filled Aiko with madness. She levelled her head above his penis, and let a string of spit drop onto his boyhood, causing him to shiver with a mixture of delight and fear. She then lifted her head, meeting Tomoko's eyes with her own once more. "I love you." she whispered. Tomoko was speechless, and could do nothing but stare at his beaming mother. Aiko's smile grew even wider, and felt that she could take no more - she needed to taste her son. She broke eye contact with Tomoko, and leaned her head closer to his erect member. She could see the precum that was leaking out of his penis, and leaned forward to lick it clean.
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really, who doesn't love comedy~

hey, why タト美頭 angry?
'cause he know avarice

~music mostly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hj7yGRDNlQw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyocQT4Vn2g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsbebYQVskE

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Feels

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I decided to change to a push/legs/pull split. What do you think?

Push 1
Bench press 5x3
OHP 3x8-10
Dips 3xMax

Pull 1:
Trap Bar deadlift (high handle) 5x3
Swiss bar row 3x8-10
Meadwos row 4x 8-10

Push 2:
OHP 5x3
Bench press 3x8-10
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Bsbs

"Hi brother, i just got home from the club, i'm drunk and high on MDMA and i was hoping you could give me a foot massage and rub my back too".

"Oh my god, that feels so good when you rub your hands between my inner thighs, baby brother!" she ccried out, and humped her hips forward, pushing her brother's hand directly into her vagina lips. She turned around to look at him and noticed a massive erection in his pants. "Want me to help with that, baby brother?" she spoke softly and then pulled off his shorts, and pushed him down, then got on top and straddled him. She slowly lowered herself and impaled her pussy with his rock hard erection and then started riding it like a mad woman in heat. "This is the world famous cock ride you've heard about" she grunted at him, "and i'm gonna make you CUM within 30 seconds, baby!!" and then her brother's eyes started bulging out of his skull and it happened. THE EJACULATION was HAPPOONING, and he blasted 20 huge loads into his sister's hot vagina and she threw her head back and roared in agony as she rode her baby brother straight thru the gates of heaven into infinity. Once they had both returned to earth, they were sopping wet, and semen was all over the place. "That was the best orgasm of my life! And we are going to fucking ride each other's brains out for the rest of our lives together, every single day!" she told him.