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Change is inevitable. Monochrome!!V0LzHmBTIw 17/04/17(Mon)01:33 No. 24998 Board: /elit/ [Reply]

My name is Seamus. Yeah, I know. Pronounced Shay-muss. I come from an Irish family. We came to America a few years before I was born. My father ran a Bar and nightclub until he and my mother were killed in a plane crash when I was 25. I had been living on my own for a few years at that point, working a steady job at a goth nightclub alongside a good friend of mine, Johnny, who was half Irish and half Japanese. I had to take a month off of work to deal with all the arrangements. They were thankfully understanding. Johnny was there for me the whole time, and his little sister Alice would come over with him now and again. She was such a cute little thing, with her almond-shaped brilliant green eyes, pale skin, and slightly ruddy cheeks. She'd sit with me for hours at a time playing videogames and listening to music, and being surprisingly intelligent for a 10 year old. Johnny would joke that she had a crush on me and she'd poke him in the ribs and tell him to stop. I was incredibly thankful for their company in my time of need. A couple months later the funeral was held, and dad, a former IRA fighter, was a devout catholic, so we had a catholic service and burial, Father Davis once again asking me to come to sunday service. I politely refused, as always. I've not cared for religion since I was a child.

After a couple more months, I decided to leave my job at the club and head off to college to get a degree. I said goodbye to my friends, little Alice giving me a great big hug, and off I went. A few years later I had a few trade licenses under my belt, and I got to work as a contractor back home. It was slow going at first, but after a few months I had a pretty decent business going, and had purchased a nice apartment and a motorcycle. Johnny had been busy, and called me up to go over and hang out that weekend. I had a job I was headed to early saturday but promised to show up afterwards.

That saturday I headed out to the job site, where they wanted me to assist in rewiring some office building undergoing renovations. Sweaty, dirty work, and by the end of it I was tired, sweaty, and covered in some kind of plastic dust. A promise is a promise, though, so I headed over to Johnny's place with a quick stop for a bottle of whiskey and a quick change of clothes at home. His house was gorgeous. His parents had purchased this little run-down old victorian house, fixed it up, and sold it to him under the instruction that he let Alice live there too so she could go to school in the city, then they moved on to flip another house. Apparently they'd been doing this for years before him and I had met at the club. Perfect house for a goth, really. Green shingles, dark red brick, and green wooden siding. I knocked at the door, and Johnny opened it with a big grin on his face.
"Great to see you, man. How've you been?" He said, motioning me inside.
"Eh, not too bad. The contract work i Message too long. Click here to view the full text.


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Monochrome!!V0LzHmBTIw 17/07/22(Sat)20:43 No. 25102

Sorry it's been taking me a while to get back to this. Life comes at you fast. Sometimes wielding a shotgun and a copy of the Necronomicon.

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When I woke up it was sometime in late evening. I felt comfortable warmth against my side. Alice was curled up to me, her head on my shoulder and her hand on my chest. I could feel her rhythmic breathing. I felt some small sense of guilt. What we'd done was clearly illegal, but it was what we both wanted. I should have had more responsibility, maybe been more in the mindset of caretaker, but she was too damned beautiful and aggressive for me to keep up resistance for too long. Feeling the need for a post-coital and post-sleep piss, I stood up slowly, extricating myself from the blankets and Alice's slender limbs. I felt my breath catch as I looked down at her lying naked in my bed, her hair splayed out on the pillow, she looked even more breathtaking. Like a model from a Luis Royo painting. Perfection in the flesh. I heard her mumble something as I left the room.
By the time I'd returned I could hear music coming from her cellphone, quiet but very much audible.

"What did I say?
I've never felt this way before.
Is that what they say?
It's a defect in my core.
Oh I'm shutting down,
shutting down,
shutting down my brain.
I feel it now,
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Anonymous 17/07/23(Sun)01:08 No. 25103

noice


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Anonymous 18/06/02(Sat)21:57 No. 25590

>>25103
Fucking nice




Angsty Teen Girl 23/01/24(Tue)03:08 No. 25498 Board: /rnb/ [Reply]
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Stick your gay little book up your faggot ass, bitch.


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Angsty Teen Girl 23/02/02(Thu)22:12 No. 25513

Takes some courage to do that




Anonymous+ 25/09/18(Thu)05:32 No. 89687 Board: /gif/ [Reply]
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Anonymous 19/12/31(Tue)03:15 No. 7010 Board: /gfx/ ID: 09c7e0 [Reply]
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ITT: making fun of worthless cripples


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Anonymous 20/04/10(Fri)19:12 No. 7034 ID: e26614
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Most wanted in the Philippines for cyber crimes lol


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The reason for the Appeasin' the Treason Bazooka Jed 20/05/24(Sun)22:20 No. 7047 ID: a47144
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>>7046
>>115209094
The cringest one you can't imagine
>You are weak and....not entirely useless_


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Anonymous 20/11/22(Sun)21:29 No. 7183 ID: 701b6a
7183

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>>7034




Anonymous 25/04/17(Thu)23:57 No. 27470 Board: /co/ [Reply]
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2z7kVH9xePM

OH SHIDDDD a new H*R! On an old website! Oh joy of joys!


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Anonymous 25/04/19(Sat)15:51 No. 27475

>>27470
This website's weird. I miss the -3 version.
But yeah this was a great H*R vid, though it did my hopes up that they'd start making more videos more frequently.


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Anonymous 25/04/19(Sat)18:03 No. 27477

>>27475
I love the fact that they made fun of that. Honestly, it's seriously actively enjoyable when H*R posts something new.




Bring Soda to BLM protest Historian 20/06/19(Fri)03:44 No. 15328 Board: /hi/ [Reply]
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Live for now WCGW




Bruce Banner 21/02/25(Thu)10:05 No. 1501 Board: /banner/ [Reply]
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Bums for /b/

Yes, just yes really


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Bruce Banner 21/06/30(Wed)22:29 No. 1509
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actual shit


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Bruce Banner 21/10/25(Mon)17:45 No. 1522

>1509 is a faggot this is cool.


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Bruce Banner 21/11/17(Wed)15:04 No. 1523

>>1522
I suspect in >>1509's (foreign) dialect that is a compliment.

I am not particularly well-versed in failfrogese, but I have seen this phrase used for things that were obviously good here and there. My impression is that it means something along the lines of "serious thing" or "the real stuff".




Anonymous 25/08/04(Mon)18:10 No. 203773 Board: /s/ [Reply]
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Anonymous 25/08/04(Mon)18:25 No. 203775
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Anonymous 25/08/04(Mon)18:30 No. 203776
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Anonymous 25/08/04(Mon)18:32 No. 203777
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Anonymous 25/04/21(Mon)03:20 No. 16400 Board: /fail/ [Reply]
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>Be me


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Anonymous 25/04/21(Mon)03:22 No. 16401

>Be me
>Roll dubs

:nigra: Uhh Yeah I'm thinking I'm based.


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Anonymous 25/05/11(Sun)01:58 No. 16413

>>16400
dubs, very nice




Dispensary employee woes Dimebag Anon 25/12/04(Thu)02:28 No. 1507 Board: /weed/ [Reply]
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I officially have more weed than I know what to do with.


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Dimebag Anon 25/12/04(Thu)15:55 No. 1510

Not a terrible problem to have





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