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Joe Biden is following me. I go to lunch at Mickey’s Diner and he’s sitting two stools away, wearing a stocking cap and a fake mustache with a fake nose and glasses but he says, “Hey, how’s it going, fella?” It’s Joe Biden. So pathetic. Sad. He is conducting a destabilization campaign against me, putting chemicals in my food that make me behave erratically. Why? Because he and his secret cabal are terrified of what I represent.

My guiding principle from the beginning has been Make Earth The Center Again. Not the sun. Earth First. Ever since Pope Urban VIII failed to shut down Galileo and the fake science of Copernicus, Judeo-Christian civilization has been in steady decline. It’s the plain truth. That’s why the Pilgrims came to the New World, to escape solar-centrist ideology. Solar power is killing us. This country is on the verge of collapse. We are up against powerful forces. Did you know that James Comey is actually Jimmy Hoffa? People are surprised when I point this out, but it’s true. Same first names, last names of five letters. Just a Coincidence? No way. “Comey” was Hoffa’s code name in his Teamster days, short for “Comrade.” He knew the only way to beat the FBI was to join it, and now he’s part of the secret cabal.

So are Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi — note that their first names have five letters — and what is even more shocking: They are the same person. That’s why you never see them arm in arm. S/he has a dream: to become the first transgender president of the United States and take the “Men” and “Women” signs off every toilet including the ones in your own home so that anyone can come into your home and use the toilet for as long as they please, no matter who else needs to use it, and there is absolutely nothing you can do about it. That’s why Biden and Jimmy and Schelosi are after me. Because 50 million people read my column every week. Fifty million. It’s the most-read column in American journalism since Robert Ripley’s “Believe It or Not” — that’s why I am paid $500 million a year and travel in a private train and am surrounded by heavy security at all times. Everywhere I go, people tell me they love my column — black people, Mexicans, Jews, women, people of all ages — and everyone I meet asks me, “Why not the front page? Why are you stuck back in Op-Ed? It’s so sad.” I’m in Op-Ed with all the wackos because the Deep State is out to undermine my credibility. But the fact is: I have been right all along. About everything. It all happened exactly as I said it would.

The Holy Father wrote to me recently, “You are molto perfecto, mio babbino caro. Infallibilissimo!” He knows the church made a big mistake not cutting Galileo’s head off when they had the chance. Liberals have always wanted mankind to feel marginal, an accident of evolution, not the center. The whole environmental “movement” is based on instilling a s Message too long. Click here to view the full text.

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I wrote a quick, stupid thing and I want to get it off my computer before someone finds it. Barely any meat to this one, just horny.

[m/f, underage, consensual, virgin, first time, creampie, quick and dirty]

I walked down the steep grassy hill to the paved pathway leading to the wetlands boardwalk. I heard kids in the vicinity and immediately stopped. I didn't want that kind of thing today. I felt so good being around family that a bullying situation would ruin the whole day. I almost went back. But I didn't. I checked to see if my camera fit in my shorts pocket in case I had to hide it and continued on the boardwalk down to a junction. I glimpsed some kids out by a wooden snack bar structure but they seemed pretty centralized there so I kept walking down to the scenic spot. It was just as cool as Dad said. The water was quietly trickling nearby and the baseball field gave so much distance cover, I could tell this was a virtually invisible spot to anyone passing by on the road. I took a few pics and did low level investigating of the area for a few minutes before I heard the chain link fence jingle slightly, as if it was receiving vibrations of someone stepping onto the boardwalk at the junction. I sighed and my shoulders sank slightly. Probably the kids from the snack bar. Bullying possible now. Yuck. As the noises approached I deduced it was just one person. I felt a bit better at that. Easier to ignore one person and then dart around them. I watched out of the corner of my eye as a kid emerged into view finally. He hesitated slightly when he saw me but I pretended to take more flashless pics but not really because I didn't want to waste the film. I did take one pic of him covertly but when I developed it later, it was really dark. He seemed to be about ten years old, so I had age on him at least if he got tough. But he wasn't. He seemed very ten years old, though. Kind of show offy and stuff but not mean. After about five minutes of chatter, he pulled out a lighter and tried to light a branch on fire. I took it from him, told him I was a pyromaniac and we lit a few dry leaves on fire on the pavement. He asked me if I was just a pyro and not a nympho...and that's when it happened. We were two kids having naughty kid fun with flames and then suddenly his tongue was in my mouth. I accepted it greedily, not even knowing his name. What grade was he in? Did he play sports? Did he even live nearby? No clue. But his mouth tasted like cherry sour balls and I was on my knees and our hands were everywhere and...I wanted all of him inside me. Right then and there. How could this be me?! I was 12! The closest I got to being sexual was crushing on pop stars. But when I bravely moved my hand down to feel what I was going to be working with, and it was raging hard at my touch and as he moaned "Oh goddamn..." against my lips, knowing I made him hard and that he wanted me...I knew. This was it. I was Message too long. Click here to view the full text.

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Between the "fat sex is the hottest sex" line and Peter force(?) feeding Lois, I'd say Seth MacFarlane is a closet chubby chaser

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AI is wise...

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Its stupid the huge amount of cp thats on the forum each single time i enter and im sure im not the only one concerned, do something goddammint

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Does anyone which Words are filtered Like
F uck becomes airwolf.

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would anyone be kind enough to help me identify the artist of this story please ??