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A Quiet Evening At Home (Mf+ ped inc beast extreme) Nicholas+Fellheimer 10/08/17(Tue)08:32 No. 9392 Board: /elit/ [Reply] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts]

A Quiet Evening at Home
- by Nicholas Fellheimer
(with thanks to PuppyLoverDawn!)

As I waited for the dog's thick cock to unknot from my ass and slowly came down from another orgasm, I opened my eyes and stared across the kitchen floor: in the living room, someone was fucking my youngest daughter on the couch, but I couldn't quite make out who it was. Sliding my face across the slick of spit and cum on the linoleum, I tried to get a better look, but the little whore kept thrashing around. Didn't look like her father, at least not from this angle. Probably one of Jeremy's friends.

Now I started wondering where my husband might have gotten off to. And was our back porch light on? He's probably out there selling tickets to the neighbors. I turned, and a rain of piss spattered across my face. Another of Jeremy's friends - in the study, my middle daughter was putting on some sort of slit-licking show with a young lady I had not yet been introduced to, much to the delight of the boys.

A second stream hit my face, followed by a third. The bathroom was apparently occupied, so someone had announced that the kitchen floor was now the place to piss. A dripping dick was wiped dry in my hair, then slipped into my mouth.

Goodness.

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Maybe I should start from the beginning.
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Anonymous 24/01/15(Mon)00:01 No. 27950

“Ginny, wake up!” Hermione hissed.

She knelt beside Ginny’s bed, desperately trying not to attract the attention of the other sleeping girls in the Gryffindor dormitory.

Ginny opened her eyes slowly, but shot up in bed — suddenly wide awake — at the sight of Hermione. The vision that greeted her was completely unlike the Hermione she knew: Hermione’s previously modest-sized breasts had ballooned out to at least double-Ds … and Ginny was getting quite an eyeful of them, as Hermione was now only wearing only a skimpy, bubblegum-pink string-bikini-top composed of little more than two tiny triangles slightly smaller than her areolas.

Aside from her incredible cleavage, Hermione’s nipples were also standing hard and proud — at least an inch long, pierced with huge golden rings — and Ginny could see them clearly poking through the thin fabric of the bikini top. Ginny’s gaze traveled down Hermione’s tight body, taking in her exposed tummy before reaching her pussy: her hairless, juicy, obscenely-dripping fuckhole was covered only by a minuscule white thong barely capable of covering her massive clit and a single meaty cunt-lip.

Ginny looked down further, eyeing Hermione’s long, smooth legs and bare feet encased in tight, white fishnet stockings.

Finally looking at Hermione’s face properly, Ginny saw that she was wearing a truly whore-ish amount of makeup, done up like a pornstar on her way to a photoshoot, and that Hermione's previously bushy hair now cascaded down her back in a waterfall of shiny curls.

Hermione, in short, looked like a hardcore preteen cam-whore out of Ginny’s wet dreams … and Ginny rapidly felt her cunt start to moisten just looking at her.

“Holy shit, Hermione, what happened to you?” gasped Ginny, a little too loudly for Hermione’s comfort.
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Anonymous 24/02/09(Fri)15:15 No. 27957

>>27950
This is briliant

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Anonymous 24/03/11(Mon)12:22 No. 27961

>>27957
That's one word for it

Yuukitrap Paul Jenson 25/09/16(Tue)13:22 No. 110505 Board: /di/ [Reply]

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So hottt!

Old loli/nun hentai OVA "Idol" Anonymous 24/06/03(Mon)22:19 No. 65929 Board: /cake/ [Reply]

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I haven't seen this online in over a decade, and have only ever seen it dubbed in German, but does anyone have a source for Idol? Best I've foud is the title and this one screenshot

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Anonymous 24/06/04(Tue)01:35 No. 65930

Give me a sec

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Anonymous 24/06/04(Tue)02:14 No. 65931

Sorry. I saw that hentai in English a few months ago, but the site I went to seems to have updated so the tags I used to find it no longer exist and I can’t find it anymore

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Anonymous 24/06/04(Tue)14:13 No. 65933

Found it.

The hentai is called “Ai Doll”

https://hanime.tv/videos/hentai/ai-doll-1

Anonymous 25/04/18(Fri)03:13 No. 22950 Board: /me/ [Reply]

i wanna get into star trek, but it’s kind of daunting given the sheer fucking amount of content— do i start with the 1966 show, or something more recent? do i go in release order or chronological?

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Anonymous 25/04/22(Tue)14:30 No. 22966

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I started with TNG and I recommend it. You'll like the original series more if you do.

N Squared has the only actually useful YT guide:
Star Trek Watch Order Guide - Classic Star Trek
https://youtube.com/watch?v=R2UnAo2QiHI

>>22962

DS9 pilot may be one of the most trek Trek stories of all time, but I wouldn't suggest it as a starting point

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Anonymous 25/04/25(Fri)15:11 No. 22973

I started with the recent movies and loved the setting. Honestly I don't think the order matters a lot.
I watched all of it in chronological order because I liked the way technology improved over time, and I had a blast.
All shows bring something to the table, even if I didn't like the latest ones, save for Prodigy because I liked Voyager.

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Anonymous 25/04/25(Fri)19:03 No. 22975

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Start with "the Next Generation"

pretty much all you need

then the original series for the kitschyness

Anonymous 15/02/03(Tue)13:57 No. 44144 Board: /d/ [Reply]

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sauce: http://2hebubble.tumblr.com/

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Anonymous 15/02/03(Tue)14:00 No. 44147

(1058x1500)

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Anonymous 15/02/03(Tue)14:01 No. 44148

(1058x1500)

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Anonymous 15/03/02(Mon)16:56 No. 44207

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Thought Bubble #1
Sauce: http://2hebubble.tumblr.com/completecomics

Fuck you cripplewheels Dr. Anon 24/09/18(Wed)04:03 No. 14622 Board: /rx/ [Reply]

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So did cripplewheels fell into the /leftpol/ rabbit hole and became a furfag afterwards, or am i missing something here? Why can't he just run 420chan without ruining it with le politics

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Dr. Anon 24/09/18(Wed)05:18 No. 14623

Probably because the last time he ran a *chan nazis returned to America and now the country is on the verge of complete political collapse, faggot

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Dr. Anon 24/09/18(Wed)10:18 No. 14624

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>>14623
That cripple retard had YEARS to prevent it, and now he's crying about muh chudfaggotry. On top of that, he literally allowed zoophilia, far-right retardation and hebe/child model boards on the site FOR YEARS, which he could've axed at any given minute. Now he's butthurt and claims that he outgrew his "ebil edgy libertarian" phase or whatever. /pol/ teens are fucking cancerous (duh) but don't pretend like he's innocent and muh ebil nazis caused all of this.

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Dr. Anon 25/09/30(Tue)18:15 No. 14900

>>14622
Idk but it sucks ass

Anonymous 16/10/09(Sun)17:00 No. 6324 Board: /gfx/ ID: ad3abd [Reply]

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can someone change the chang to say Caramel?

and premium quality to Average Height 149cm

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Anonymous 17/01/04(Wed)06:15 No. 6365 ID: df6334

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Anonymous 17/12/14(Thu)07:40 No. 6796 ID: 9f2b6b

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NEW LOOK

Anonymous 17/04/20(Thu)09:56 No. 21193 Board: /fl/ [Reply]

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anyone got the sauce on the music?

Attention, /civ/ilians: Nonsensical Babbling Anonymous ## Admin ## 24/12/07(Sat)12:57 No. 2506 Board: /civ/ ID: d72e80 [Reply] Locked

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The rules against nonsensical babbling and sloganeering might seem a little vague, so here to clarify are some samefag posts from a modern philosopher who discovered Wikipedia and Ayn Rand in the same week:

>>2430 >>2431 >>2432 >>2433 >>2468 >>2469 >>2470 >>2471 >>2478 >>2479 >>2503

Individually, they’re tolerable.
Collectively, it's a pattern of bumping threads that should’ve stayed in the grave with mindless schizo spam.

Don’t be this guy. If you’re repeatedly necrobumping old threads with off-topic slogans instead of contributing actual discussion, you're getting banned.