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Is this good for a 2 x 7 year old with no gym experience? Anonymous 24/05/08(Wed)17:00 No. 40937 Board: /fit/ [Reply]

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Anonymous 24/11/17(Sun)06:39 No. 41121

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Just lift

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Anonymous 25/04/20(Sun)06:23 No. 41212

dyel

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Anonymous 25/06/30(Mon)14:56 No. 41277

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Oh noes

Anonymous 15/04/26(Sun)18:16 No. 4281 Board: /gfx/ ID: 83ccdb [Reply]

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Might be fun.

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Anonymous 18/04/26(Thu)01:53 No. 6828 ID: 1e52d0

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Anonymous 18/04/28(Sat)18:08 No. 6829 ID: a41f43

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Anonymous 19/09/17(Tue)10:18 No. 6993 ID: 60680f

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Paizuri thread Anonymous 23/01/22(Sun)05:26 No. 59648 Board: /h/ [Reply]

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Anonymous 23/05/19(Fri)14:27 No. 59690

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Boin boin

Dr. Anon 22/11/01(Tue)06:24 No. 14250 Board: /rx/ [Reply]

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People who have tried mescaline, how did it compare to other psychedelics? I've wanted to try it for a long time as I've heard that it's often people's favorite because of it's calmness, visuals, and mdma like effects.

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Dr. Anon 22/11/09(Wed)19:46 No. 14256

>>14250
if the tryptamine feels of shrooms are like boards of canada then the phenethylamine feels of mescaline is like venetian snares

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Dr. Anon 22/11/18(Fri)22:22 No. 14279

>>14256
lol no.

It's mellower, gentler, longer lasting than shrooms, IME very forgiving and caring/wise.

Yeah it has the entactogenic/empathogenic effect like molly, but honestly a much better drug than it. Love it fr

Anonymous 15/01/22(Thu)04:45 No. 16350 Board: /fl/ [Reply]

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Hey guys, I'm looking through my old collection of .swfs and I can't seem to find the one I'm looking for. It was fairly simple, had explosions in the background, while someone yelled IN TER NET. Does anyone by chance have this old .swf stored somewhere that's willing to share? I offer some from my collection to hopefully help.

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Anonymous 15/01/23(Fri)11:07 No. 16352

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this it?

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Anonymous 15/01/30(Fri)16:58 No. 16374

>>16352

That's the one! thank you!

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Anonymous 15/02/01(Sun)13:13 No. 16388

>>16374
Well carry on my wayward son, don't be a cock tease and keep it all to...

No, your recovery of a fond memory is enough of a reward for me, blessings be upon you

Anonymous 25/01/08(Wed)04:52 No. 11520 Board: /7ch/ [Reply]

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Is it possible that some of the threads from /sm/ could be re-added to /sh/, since many would still belong there? It's a shame to lose out on some of the posts and images when the board that replaced it really isn't that different in subject matter

Alternatively, are there any archives of /sm/ threads anywhere?

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The Great Mido 25/02/26(Wed)07:07 No. 11570

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This new fat link is an embarassment, he couldnt hack a jigsaw puzzle.

Anonymous 25/12/29(Mon)12:32 No. 841854 Board: /b/ [Reply]

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there are good people who happen to be christian, but there are never good christians who happen to be people, the severity of delusion required for the latter ensures this

yellow flag: dey mention jesus unprompted
orange flag: dey wear a torture device with pride
red flag: dey is a youth pastor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mReBGiiubl0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_dJjJ2H-i4

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Anonymous 25/12/29(Mon)13:56 No. 841856

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>>841855
suppose ya could say TRAYcherous ha ha ha

hi, welcome to the human condition as exacerbated by vanity and lubed up with stupid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pT0WRKVnjCc
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Anonymous 25/12/29(Mon)16:58 No. 841857

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todo: forms of social control and cohesion that don't induce batshitinsanity

BOWELofcheerios

in a nutshell (the only thing preventing some from doing horrible shit is the fear of being punished by mythological being):
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Anonymous 25/12/29(Mon)17:20 No. 841858

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>>841857

then again, nothing motivates people to do horrible (sometimes profitable) shit like mythological beings... and thus concludes the lecture on religion with professor ralph landstree

nuke flag: theocracy (especially if cult of personality, see: nk, chicom)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FG1NrQYXjLU
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Beguiling K.Lee Klee 20/02/29(Sat)16:45 No. 26632 Board: /elit/ [Reply]

First writing, please be kind.

Beguiling K.Lee

Hi, My name is Kaylee! A pregnant newlywed of 18 years. I have a story so fantastic that anyone in their right mind wouldn't believe me. It starts 6 years ago. Well, it really started 26 years ago when I was 22 years as Kelly Lee. A man just graduating from college. See! I told you that it's hard to believe.

You see, I'm a scientist and evidently a very good one. When I was young I was raised by my grandparents because of a car crash claiming my parents lives. Growing up with my grandparents I learned what it's like to get old. I always had an interest in how things worked and am really exceptional in chemistry so when I went to college I first studied medicine but found I preferred research instead. My grandparents were able to see me through college but died shortly after my graduation. I was left alone inheriting my grandparents estate as well as my parents estate. I became a research assistant while at college and continued with the same job at a large pharmaceutical company after graduation.

But my real interest is in aging and so I found myself at home devoting all of my time in that pursuit. This left me no time for dating and I just settled on being content with my personal research. After many years of studying cell breakdown which causes aging I found a combination of proteins and antioxidants that actually reverses cell degradation and stimulates the cell regeneration process. I discovered this step to be easiest of all the steps. The body does this naturally each month replacing the body's cells with new cells. DNA determines how the cells are replaced using stem cells. I just provide the DNA with the instructions and accelerate the process. You may have read some of my published articles that I've written in science and medical publications. This is an entire body regrowth every month making the body immortal if desired. The moral implications though are staggering.

The next step was to control at what stage of life to stop the accelerated degeneration process. It was also this step that provided opportunity to eliminate some genetic precursors that damage health. Eventually I found that taking this step to near conception most optimum for stability and health of the body. Starting with two or six cells is easier to manipulate then billions. Fortunately by adding certain proteins to the body I was able to accomplish this but finding a procedure to introduce the proteins at the correct time eluded me for a few years. My patients usually didn't survive without a host to supply nutrients to the immature body. This required placing the patient in a bath with proper nutrients. Patients introduced to the bath were sedated to allow them to breathe the liquid negating the drowning defense mechanism of the body. The oxygenated bath was fed nutrients by computer automati Message too long. Click here to view the full text.

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Exploring new emotions Klee 20/08/18(Tue)14:51 No. 26966

Saturday -- after sleepover --
Cassie wakes very happy and bounces me awake jumping up and down on her knees on the bed trying to get me up. "Hey! Lets shower together and go out to the pool and work on our tan!" I get up reluctantly and she drags me off to shower. We take our nighties off and wait for the water to come to temperature. She steps in and drags me still sleepy in with her. She starts soaping my body quickly and I do the same with her body while she shampoos my hair. She finishes my hair and I finish soaping her down. I'm awake now and shampoo her hair. We both rinse off and climb out of the shower giggling. We brush our hair and wrap towels around our bodies and run back into her bedroom and put on her bikinis. I still wear her white one while she puts her red bikini on.

We run downstairs without shoes on and pass through the kitchen and we both say good morning with a smile to Randy and Carol who are sitting at the kitchen table talking. Randy pours me a cup of coffee and Cassie grabs OJ out of the refrigerator and pours it into a glass. We sit down at the table with them and tell them we plan on sunning this morning. Carol asks Cassie why she is so happy this morning and Cassie says "It's the first day of summer break!" RJ slowly strolls in and grabs the OJ on the counter and pours himself a glass and sits at the table next to his mom and across from us and says "Good Morning". Cassie says "Good Morning sunshine!" with a smile and I giggle. He clearly looks tired still. After a few more minutes of us listening to Carol and Randy talking with each other Cassie hops up and drags me out to the pool. Cassie turns on the radio and we sit down to sunbathe. She grabs the suntan lotion and spreads it on herself and then tosses the bottle to me and I do the same. We lay back and enjoy the rays of the sun and about the time I'm dozing off she tells me it's time to turn over on our stomachs. I ask her to put some on my back and I have her turn around and I apply it to her back. I lay on my stomach for a few minutes and fall asleep. Cassie was timing it to 20 minutes so we didn't burn this time so after 20 minutes she wakes me by slapping my butt. "Hey! Time to turn over" she tells me. We turn over on our backs again. "I didn't realize how much work this takes" I say and Cassie giggles. Another 20 and we roll over on our stomachs again.

RJ sneaks over to us with a bucket of cold water and throws the water on both our backs and runs to the pool and jumps in. We scream and give chase jumping in the pool. Cassie says "Lets dunk him" and directs me to go to my right while she goes to the left and we slowly move towards him. He stays in the middle of the pool with just his head above water and the last few feet we lose the bottom of the pool and start swimming towards him. He turns his s Message too long. Click here to view the full text.

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First Date Klee 20/08/18(Tue)14:59 No. 26967

We get to Cassie's room and she says that Cayce had talked with Colby. They are going to meet us at the movie entrance at the mall this afternoon for a movie that starts at 3:30.
We strip out of our bikinis and shower. Cassie loans me a red halter top, white panties, white ankle socks, and red satin running shorts. She wears a white halter top, light blue panties, light blue ankle socks, and black satin running shorts. Cassie and I go out to the kitchen to help her mom fix lunch. Carol is grilling chicken and peppers. She asks us to make salads. We are going to have a southwest chicken salad for lunch I am told. Cassie asks her mom if we can go to the movie playing at 3:30 today. Carol tells her that’s fine but see if your dad can take you. Once lunch is ready Carol calls RJ and Randy to the table and we all eat lunch. Cassie asks her dad if he can take us to the movie and he says it's fine but asks us what movie is playing. We both say that we don't know but we are told that it is a good one. He shakes his head saying "Sure". We take off walking for the park after lunch to kill some time and anxious energy. Along the way Cassie tells me about Colby. She says "He played football last fall and he's very athletic. He's really good in school, I think he gets A's. Oh, and he's kinda shy" "So what's Cayce like?" I asked Cassie. "He's sooo cute!, and he's funny." "He gets in trouble a lot in class making jokes and clowning around but he makes good grades" "Since we started school he's always been nice to me". "He's got green eyes and the cutest little butt." We continue to walk the park watching the little kids play on the swing set and head back to mess around in Cassie's room looking at school pictures. She shows me pictures from a few years ago of Cayce and Colby and they are so young they look like babies.

Saturday -- afternoon movie --
Randy calls to us saying if we want to make the movie we'd better hurry. We run out to his truck to wait for him. Cassie jumps in first so I get the window. Randy follows right behind and drives us to the theater. Cayce and Colby are standing against the wall of the theater talking with each other. We can tell they both look really nervous and fidgety. Randy asks us if we have enough money and I tell him that "I've got it since I practically live at your house anyway". Randy asks us "Who are those boys against the wall?". We realize that he knows we're meeting them here. Cassie says "That's Cayce and Colby, they go to my school" Randy says "OK, but you girls be careful, call me to come get you if anything happens, OK?" "OK" We both nod our heads and jump out of the pickup. We run up to Cayce and Colby and say "hi" everyone is smiling. They look lik Message too long. Click here to view the full text.

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Playing pool Klee 20/08/28(Fri)15:00 No. 26971

Cassie and I go in to help mom with dinner. Spaghetti with salad and garlic bread. Carol has the spaghetti simmering. "Hi mom!" Cassie says as Cassie hugs her mom. "What can we do?" Cassie says. "Why don't you girls get started on the Garlic bread and when you're done with that get out the tomatoes and lettuce and toss the salad." Carol says. I hug Carol and run over to Cassie to get the bread ready. Carol asks the girls "Did you both have fun today?" I say "It was sooo much fun, first we sunbathed and RJ teased us but we got him back, and then took a little walk around the park, and then we went to the movie and watched a robot movie. We met Cayce and Colby there and watched it with them. "They're sooo cute!" We both say. Carol asks "Oh that’s wonderful honey!" "So what are the boys like?" I say "Colby is really shy in a sweet way, he has a really cute face with dreamy hazel eyes. He's athletic and a little taller then me" Cassie says "And Cayce is shy too, and really cute, he's smart and makes good grades, he has really cute green eyes, and he's sooo nice" Carol says "I'm so happy for you girls, they sound like really nice boys, why don't you invite them over some time for a swim?" Cassie's eyes light up and look at me and giggle. Cassie and I set the table.

Dinner made, Carol has me go call the guys in for dinner. I find Randy in his study reading reports and tell him "It's time for dinner" Randy starts putting his papers away and says "Thanks sweetie". I knock on RJ's door and tell him "dinner time" and RJ responds "OK runt". As I am walking back to the kitchen Randy comes out of his study and puts his hand on my shoulder and asks "Is everything OK with you and your parents?" Yeah, they're just gone a lot" "I hope I'm not a pest" Randy and I enter the living room area that adjoins the kitchen and Randy stops me and has me sit on the couch. He sits next to me and puts his arm around me and says "If you ever need to talk, you can talk to us" "I know you make us happy, you're such a sweet girl" "You have brightened Cassie's life since she met you. When you're at home with your parents all she talks about is you" "Have you talked with your parents today? Do they know that you're still here?" "I texted mom earlier and she knows I'm here. I told her that I might stay another night if that's alright?" I lie. Randy says "Of course, You know, I'd love to have you live here all the time, but I know how your parents would miss you if they didn't see you" I'm sobbing as I hug Randy. We both walk into the kitchen holding hands and sit down at the table. Cassie seeing that I had c Message too long. Click here to view the full text.