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Need Trading Advice Sniveler 25/04/25(Fri)22:15 No. 4342 [Reply]
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I am 35 and broke and jobless.

I'm gonna gamble it all on crypto.

What is the most secure and trusted trading app and wallet? What are your favorites?


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Modern Mom 25/04/25(Fri)22:29 No. 4345

>>4344
Definitely this.


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Modern Mom 25/06/25(Wed)01:22 No. 4391

>>4342
Get a job, start budgeting and cut out all unneccesary spending and invest consistently in index funds, gold and btc


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Modern Mom 25/06/30(Mon)00:45 No. 4398

>>4342
Never gamble anything that you can't afford to lose.




Modern Mom 25/06/11(Wed)19:19 No. 4379 [Reply]
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hello /jew/, it's me, John.
I was one of the two people who gave this board its name.

And I'd like to say, for the first time in my life, I'm buying money.

Rich people launder money, and they have lackeys who do the techy-ish labor of the transference, they give a lot, for a small amount, in of course the greater model it is very profitable for them, and well, you can buy money.

We were taken for such fools.




Why are boomers so god damn stupid? Modern Mom 25/04/24(Thu)23:41 No. 4338 [Reply]
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Like what actually causes this abysmal level of retardness? The fuck even is this shit? Is it the lead in the water or all the acid they took in the 70s? Fucking christ man


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Sniveler 25/04/25(Fri)22:19 No. 4343

My fucking boomer mom is gonna vote liberal again in Canada literally just out of habit she's too lazy to do research she says her quality of life hasn't changed and technically that's true because we all just scrape by in poverty. Poverty never changes. But she's never known any different. I guess boomers are just in a stunted retarded "survival" mode and hate change.


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Modern Mom 25/04/25(Fri)22:40 No. 4346

>>4343
Day of the pillow soon.




Cheapest tooth repair? Modern Mom 21/06/12(Sat)06:45 No. 3518 [Reply]
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I have bad teeth and need to fix this. I'm 38 years old.


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Modern Mom 23/11/17(Fri)05:21 No. 3925

Cheapest? No dentist then. Here is your cheap route to dental health:

Buy hydrogen peroxide, baking soda, and a big tub of coconut oil. Cook and eat with the coconut oil, but make sure to swish with it at least ten minutes a day. I recommend swishing with hydrogen peroxide first for over a minute. It's up to you it you want to dilute it with water as directed. Brush your teeth with a coconut oil paste of baking soda.

Buy an immersion blender, and blend your food.


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Modern Mom 25/04/25(Fri)17:00 No. 4339

>>3925
I'am a chemist, and I sponsor this advice.


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Modern Mom 25/04/25(Fri)19:06 No. 4341
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>>3518
Unironically drive to the closest Mexican border town. That's one reason there's so many snowbirds in Arizona. Yuma to be specific. Cheap meds, cheap vets, cheap docs, cheap dentistry.




BEAN 22/01/28(Fri)06:42 No. 3621 [Reply]
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I am a traveling anon, and wish to offer /jew/ knowledge about BEANS.
What follows is an "iron diet" specifically for people who live in western countries, and face poverty due to cost rather than lack of income.


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Modern Mom 25/01/14(Tue)12:26 No. 4212
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I just want to take this opportunity to mention that garbanzo beans/chickpeas are similarly cheap, easy and nutritious (also possibly less prone to causing gas). I've been eating them a lot more than normal beans lately because I prefer the taste.


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Modern Mom 25/02/20(Thu)10:02 No. 4259

>>4212
Well BEANed


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Modern Mom 25/04/22(Tue)17:46 No. 4334

>>3621
Beans are very high in oxalate and will absolutely fuck your kidney up if you overeat them for a long time.




Post-Modern Mom 12/11/05(Mon)03:48 No. 468 [Reply] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts]
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If I were to start stealing things from stores to save money, how would I go about it? Related question: If I were to begin selling things I stole from stores, how would I go about it?


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Modern Mom 25/04/20(Sun)06:26 No. 4319

Case study two: asset management

Recent migrant has no household items, no clothes, they don't actually have enough money to buy all these things. They attempt to become a normal functional member of society by stealing an entire household worth of sundry items.
They burgle houses, ransack one store after another, very common they will loot a store then "dump" the items in their own community, it's often communal theft.

So what that might look like is a displaced person/migrant trying to steal and entire rack of T-shirts.
Nobody needs 100 of the same shirt, nor do they really have any resale value- but they have barter value. so the next week every immigrant from that suburb will be wearing the same shirts and the thief will barter one household item off each of them.

Problem: asset management
The thief has 100 identical shirts, which everyone will assume are stolen, will have 99 at the point they try to dispose of the first because, these items have so little resale value they are hard to wash. This migrant will be caught with the actual items, often wearing items stolen from 6 different stores.
I arrest this person the second I see them; because they're about to steal $200 worth of a single item and try to sprint out the door and down the road like a wilderbeast. And I just assume police will arrest them for possessing stolen property from previous thefts.

Solution:
Steal things, deal in stolen things, buy stolen things- but not all at once. Don't swap one stolen thing for another, don't wear stolen clothes while stealing clothes. Have a plan to dump the assets. It's not uncommon I just walk up to these people's cars and can visually observe a car full of stolen items before they even come into the store


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Modern Mom 25/04/20(Sun)07:02 No. 4320

Case study three: risk assessment

A professional thief relies on income from theft, but doesn't need revenue straight away, has a garage full of stolen items on someone else's land, nothing in their house is stolen, they aren't on bail.

But one week they miss-judge the risk, pick the wrong mark, and suffer a loss they can't recover from.

Mom and pop have no store camera, the store isn't easier to steal from, there's a risk they could be beaten up. pop just punches the thief in the face and they run away with a black eye. for most thieves this wouldn't be a problem, but for a pro it means they are visually identified entering every store they want to inspect, so they might be suspected at 30 different stores for every single store they actually steal from. Long term, being so broadly suspected of being a thief is something they can't recover from.

Someone resorts to stealing meat from a supermarket on and off when they lose shifts at their job. The supermarket doesn't press legal charges for individual items stolen especially if the thief is making ordinary purchases as well. They earn more from the thief than they lose from the theft.
The thief steals from a private butcher, thinking it's just the same meat, which it is.
But the private butcher is part of a merchants association which has a private legal fund, and presses charges with association money, so the thief gets a criminal record over $10 of sausages and looses their job.

They didn't asses the nature of the risk correctly.
There's no moral here, this is basically how 90% of the thieves get caught.
walk into a store wearing items stolen from a different store, get beaten up and subsequently marked, cop a charge and have to post bail then caught again while on bail.
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Modern Mom 25/04/20(Sun)07:38 No. 4321

Smart strategies: Things that make our lives hard.
You might wonder why I'd just tel you this, it's because there's no structural reason for me to protect retailer I don't work for. If they don't hire me, theft is their problem not mine. Morally? story for another day.

1. Duplicate Item theft.
This is when you buy something, and steal the same item at the same time. So you might scan only one of two items on the self check out, or carry out the same shirt in a different size. on CCTV it becomes hard to prove which item you were carrying, and at what time, and to separate you from other shoppers.
If you put two chocolate bars in your pocket, pay for one, I don't have shit on CCTV. you would just say it's footage of you picking up the item you paid for. even if you were eating the chocolate bar in front of me and produced the wrapper, I cant prove how many you've got stuffed in your chipmunk face.
2. shelving.
I can't sexually assault someone in the course of a search, so if you can shove a stolen item into your anus, it's yours. I'm just not paid enough, neither are cops. I cant remove someones underwear, even if I see a phone charger in your underwear I can't photograph that, or remove that. This is why the bathroom is the epicenter of petty theft.
3. FAST theft
Stealing volumetric products rather than consumer items. petrol, oil, individual slices of bread, single batteries, one CD from a set.
This is so stupid, but we don't barcode the bread itself, the mince meat itself. If you just pull a fistfull of mince meat from a pack and put it in a plastic bag I can't prove it was even our mince meat, or how many slices of bread the bag had in it to begin with. when you see this its like...jesus christ, fml, this nigger stealing individual slices of bread from 6 different bags.
4. change ups.
Yes, still works in 2025. registers are designed so clerks can't go backwards in the process to add extra items but if someone receives cash in their hand, as a rule you can change them up. It's a punk move because you're always on CCTV and can only claim you did it by mistake if you aren't on CCTV in 20 different places trying it. But thieves move around a lot, they will still do it especially if they aren't store thieves.
5. mobbing
When you get more thieves into a single store than the store has employees. 20 kids come in at once and just start throwing items between each other. people who exchange items in their carts with other shoppers.
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Investing/Money Advice Modern Mom 22/04/04(Mon)19:56 No. 3649 [Reply]
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After slaving at a shit job and saving as much as possible for a few years, I currently have a little over 13k saved up

What should my next move be?


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Modern Mom 23/01/29(Sun)05:42 No. 3778

Slow & steady wins


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Modern Mom 25/03/19(Wed)18:45 No. 4282

>>3746
A word of caution! I wouldn't trust something something by Kiyosaki. The guy is a get rich quick scheme con-man, not a real investor. His books are pure fiction, he got rich off his wife.

"He founded the Rich Dad Company, which provides personal finance and business education through books and videos, and Rich Global LLC, which filed for bankruptcy in 2012.[1]

Kiyosaki was sued in a class action suit filed by attendees of his seminars,[2][3] and is the subject of investigative documentaries by the CBC,[4] WTAE-TV[5] and CBS News.[6] In January 2024, Kiyosaki stated that he was more than $1 billion in debt.[7][8] " - wiki


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Modern Mom 25/04/16(Wed)22:12 No. 4307

Buy real estate.




Modern Mom 13/12/13(Fri)22:52 No. 1793 [Reply]
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How does one make counterfeit dollars? My buddy did it, back when I wasn't interested in knowing it, but he died back in 2010.

I don't want to make big bills since they catch on to that quick. Just small bills, like 1s and 5s. There was also someone counterfeiting 20s in the area so I'd be waiting and using different bills anyways. A basic run through of how to do it would be nice. It'd help me out a lot.


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Modern Mom 24/11/28(Thu)13:55 No. 4164

Americans are all Satanists now.

Americans don't care if stealing is legal, but Americans lose their minds if a church feeds the homeless.


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Modern Mom 25/02/14(Fri)20:09 No. 4248

>>1793
Did you ever find out?


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Modern Mom 25/03/17(Mon)17:58 No. 4280

>>1793
How viable is it to counterfeit money used by a different country?




The Mines Of Moria Borrowmirror 25/03/02(Sun)23:55 No. 4268 [Reply]
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No more hobbit$ in Ukraine without mines.


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Master Took 25/03/03(Mon)00:00 No. 4269

>>4268
Hobbit$ can protect the mines :3




Cob home general thread Modern Mom 13/03/16(Sat)20:55 No. 1065 [Reply]
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Serp /jew/. I need ideas today.

I'm wanting to build a cob house somehow, preferably outside of the U.S. in a country such as Wales, Canada or the like (basically somewhere forested with good hills, mountains and rivers). Ideally I'd like to start an eco-village, but let's stick with the former for now.

How might I go about doing this? Currently I'm working two jobs (both minimum wage, I'm afraid) in order to pay my current living expenses and save up whatever little I can. I may be attending community college soon to work toward an Associates degree, but I'm not convinced college alone can help me achieve this, as I think I'd be getting myself farther in debt than necessary or even practical in this current economy. Basically, I don't want to become a debt slave after I earn my Associates if I can avoid it. I've also been considering focusing on a specific trade for awhile before transferring to a bigger university first in the hopes of being that much better off.

How might I be able to earn up enough credit (and whatever else might be necessary) to buy arable land in another country to do this? Ideally I'd like to go completely off-grid, but that requires me owning land and a home (desiring cob design in my case) first.

I guess I'm looking for a few basic answers and general insight. My questions are:

>Is college (for either Associates or Bachelors degrees) really necessary to get my feet off the ground?
>Would it be worth my time instead to focus on an immediate trade (probably something like railroading, welding, carpentry or forestry)?
>What are the stipends outside of the U.S. for buying land? I'd like to shoot for Wales if at all possible.
>What are the regulations for cob home design?
>Any further thoughts or ideas?
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Modern Mom 17/05/05(Fri)13:56 No. 3018

>>1065
>off-grid
>owning property

Choose one.


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Greg Bjorg 21/09/15(Wed)11:41 No. 3543

Man, I know how exhausting two jobs may be, so be careful because you can easily lose concentration and risk your safety at work.


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Balance Blind 21/09/15(Wed)11:48 No. 3544

Well, I think he knows how to manage his time, and I hope he works at a quite safe place, so there's no need to worry about that





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