/jew/ - Thrifty Living

Guide to Success from nothing Captain Derp 12/10/13(Sat)05:41 No. 387 ID: 353cb7 [Reply] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts] Stickied

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I started with a criminal record for petty narcotics pos and a 'computer tresspassing' record guaranteeing me unemployment almost everywhere except manual labor. I was also living in a SRO in the worst area you can ever imagine, had no money, huge debt and couldn't even finish university so washed out in the second year due to poverty.

STEP 1 - GET A FUCKING JOB

Any job will do. Some shitty manual labor position is great because then you also get some activity in so you aren't a fat bastard.

Easy jobs to get are landscaping (usually pays under the table cash), construction clean up, warehouse, or whatever you can find on your local Craigslist 'gigs' section. Alternatively there's the dreaded nightshift tech support. Look around for these on CL, or move to somewhere in your country where the jobs are. In Canada this means terribad mining and oilfiend work but it pays like $40/hr and there's nothing else to do up there, perfect for studying.

For me, I got a job at the post office and delivered mail, which meant I got off early and had lot's of time for school. Also consider institutions that will pay you to learn a trade, such as telephone companies and whatever else.

STEP 2 - START SAVING MONEY

Basic income budget rule is 70/20/10

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Modern Mom 24/09/02(Mon)09:33 No. 4092 ID: 57a52c

Here’s a good personal finance program that I’ve (re)discovered:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microsoft_Money

I’m just happy with it. No more dicking around with spreadsheets. :3

Modern Mom ## Admin ## 12/08/17(Fri)01:43 No. 1 ID: e5e5b6 [Reply] Stickied

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Congratulations you poor bastards have earned your own board. Don't fuck it up. Any relevant rules will be created/added to this post when the time comes, but for the meantime try to keep it SFW.

Go Wild

Jesus Christ I'm useless; I should have specified that this board is for poor niggers to share money saving tips/vouchers and whatever.

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Modern Mom 24/07/15(Mon)13:52 No. 4046 ID: b2fda5

>>3957
Found the Chinese random phrase spambot.

Making Cash With Zero Fundage Biff 14/02/08(Sat)05:35 No. 1890 ID: 3e2241 [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

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Let's talk about ways to make cash online, it can really help out and once you get efficient with it and have a good group then you're golden.

I won't lie, I'd like to find a person or two from this board to be in a new group. You wouldn't believe how fast and simple things get when you get everyone working together well and can make the money on nearly autopilot, depending on what method you are using. Also tips and resources are always good.

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Modern Mom 24/02/10(Sat)17:13 No. 3943 ID: cb9224

>>3237
How do you generate revenue with it? I recall doing this like 10 years ago, editing my link into those vids that would redirect to chaturbate affiliate link. I got like 2 people to register but never anything worth cashing out. Sounds kinda interesting now that i could probably automate the process or parts of it.

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Modern Mom 24/08/20(Tue)01:11 No. 4080 ID: 16c17e

Americans say freedom means free food stamps.

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Modern Mom 24/08/20(Tue)14:16 No. 4082 ID: 57bb5b

>>4080
social safety nets don't reduce freedom

BEAN 22/01/28(Fri)06:42 No. 3621 ID: 603d97 [Reply]

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I am a traveling anon, and wish to offer /jew/ knowledge about BEANS.
What follows is an "iron diet" specifically for people who live in western countries, and face poverty due to cost rather than lack of income.

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Modern Mom 24/05/25(Sat)22:09 No. 3994 ID: b41cb6

>>3990
neocon shill
might make baked beans soon.
bacon
onion
green pepper
some jallepeno
pinto
little brown sugar
little w sauce

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BEAN_ANON 24/07/18(Thu)19:29 No. 4054 ID: eb1fa6

I have returned

Over the last 12 months I've distributed more than 300 kilos of BEANs, I have been busy. Things got ugly around here and demand for BEAN has never been higher.
Cars and trucks just throw bags of vegetables into my yard every day, I no longer know who sends them, all I know is that I must produce BEAN.

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Modern Mom 24/08/20(Tue)05:59 No. 4081 ID: 10f38b

One wonders if Snowden regrets throwing away his life to warn ungrateful Americans about unconstitutional NSA wire-tapping.

https://www.godlikeproductions.com/

Modern Mom 17/08/01(Tue)17:50 No. 3055 ID: 7ce7a4 [Reply]

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Hey /Jews/ I've been trying to live the frugal lifestyle. Recently moved into an apartment in Southern California where I'm paying 840 a month for a studio. I don't really have close friends that are financially stable enough to room with. My question is though, (got off topic)
While living a frugal lifestyle, what do you guys do for fun? When I loved with my parents I had disposable income and didn't really care about saving. I could go out with my mates and get drinks or another hobby of ours was shooting but all of that is so expensive. I guess gaming but that gets old too.

TL;DR what do you do for fun that's frugal?

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Modern Mom 23/05/23(Tue)00:20 No. 3816 ID: 88736e

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Bake cakes at home

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Modern Mom 23/10/15(Sun)15:43 No. 3911 ID: c5c5a6

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>>3783
OP here
Found this thread years later. Moved in with Wife’s grandma (wife included)
Pay $500 and split utilities in So Cal.
Took up cooking and now I do most of our cooking and have made a hobby of it.

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Thanks for the amazing post. Joseph 24/07/13(Sat)10:46 No. 4041 ID: 83947e

Nice post. Thanks.

Crime in an Area? How to check? Big Dunk 22/08/14(Sun)21:08 No. 3715 ID: 838b0b [Reply]

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So what website do you have to fucking use to get good information? I'm trying to move to another city and I saw on the news there's lots of killing in one area that's black on black.

I want to check if it's going to be near my job or apartment. How the fuck do you check? I'll be there on assignment for two years while a school is being built.

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Modern Mom 24/04/05(Fri)02:35 No. 3987 ID: 795600

When the US was a free country, you might have thought that everyone loved freedom, peace, and a balanced budget.

Now that the USA is a police state, Americans can easily see who are the slaves and patriots.

Anyone who obeys the law is a traitor and anyone who resists is a rebel.

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Modern Mom 24/05/16(Thu)04:06 No. 3992 ID: 069f72

https://hoodmaps.com/
and
https://judgmentalmaps.com/

Not to the second accurate or anything but will give you a pretty good idea the vibe of a given city, and a good lul.

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Modern Mom 24/07/04(Thu)02:47 No. 4025 ID: 1b68cb

>>3992
what is this tumblr shit? cringe

Modern Mom 24/06/21(Fri)04:17 No. 4001 ID: f6335a [Reply]

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When I see a pile of coins in the reject tray of the coinstar I get a little chubby.

When I spot silver, I nearly jizz myself xD

Good first/low budget investments. Modern Mom 14/09/13(Sat)08:47 No. 2312 ID: 1862b0 [Reply]

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Hey there guys. I am a hard working 21 year old, and I've set aside $1500 from wage slaving to begin an investment portfolio. I'm currently considering using a chunk of that money to purchase silver bullion, because it seems like a guaranteed profit over the long run. Pictured is the exact object with which I would like to start my financial future, a 1kg silver bar that can be had for only $629 in the current economic climate. Does anybody have any tips for the poor, wannabe investor such as myself? And is anybody else starting this journey or thinking about it?

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Modern Mom 23/05/05(Fri)13:50 No. 3813 ID: cda0cf

Most of my money is going into the development of my own business, but I think it's not such a bad investment. I'm learning to regulate the work process and make it not only efficient, but also as convenient as possible for my employees. Time management is especially relevant for me, and articles such as https://traqq.com/blog/the-ultimate-guide-on-time-management/ help me figure out how best to build a company's workflow.

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Modern Mom 24/02/29(Thu)14:58 No. 3948 ID: c59669

I had a situation where money was urgently needed, but someone did not have it to lend. Then I had to go to the creditors. In order not to get caught by a bad company that I was particularly interested in, I asked a friend, he recommended this website to me https://au.casinologin.mobi/online-baccarat/ I was very grateful to him when this company helped me and I soon returned the money.

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Modern Mom 24/05/26(Sun)05:16 No. 3995 ID: bdf9d8

Americans say that they want to live in a police state today because there is a slight chance the temperature might rise 1000 years from now.

FREE UTILITIES Modern Mom 16/02/06(Sat)00:43 No. 2807 ID: efc0ed [Reply]

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/jew/, I have free utilities at my pad. Is there anyway I can take advantage of this while it lasts? Can I bottle up my power like piss and sell it for later? Bitcoin mining?

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Modern Mom 19/08/08(Thu)10:32 No. 3319 ID: 66b9e2

The only thing I can think of with unlimited electricity is to build an arc furnace and use it to smelt shit.

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Modern Mom 23/01/18(Wed)17:09 No. 3771 ID: 87f2fb

Sveiki. Labai myliu gyvūnus. Mano namuose gyvena du šunys ir viena katė. Savo augintiniams maistą perku internetu šunų mityba https://korme.lt/lt/ Visada patikrinkite, ar ant pakuotės nurodyta, kad maistas yra “visavertis”. Tai reglamentuotas terminas, nurodantis, kad ėdalas buvo sukurtas ir išbandytas taip, kad atitiktų visus tos rūšies gyvūnams keliamus mitybos reikalavimus. Maistas, paženklintas kaip “papildomas”, yra skanėstai ir turėtų būti šeriamas kartu su aukštos kokybės maistu.

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Modern Mom 23/03/07(Tue)12:55 No. 3801 ID: 600af9

>>3771
Labas rytas. Labai myliu šunų ėdalą.

WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO SECURE CONNECTION? swipka777 24/03/24(Sun)13:58 No. 3981 ID: 07dd4d [Reply]

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WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO SECURE CONNECTION?

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Modern Mom 24/03/25(Mon)01:27 No. 3984 ID: 49065e

That depends what you mean. For basic data encryption a VPN will suffice. If you want to go full schizo then delete all of your accounts everywhere, use TAILS on your computer and throw away every smart device you have.