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Hello fellow fat fucks,

I have returned from my pilgrimage to share the wealth of knowledge I have learned over the years of eating everything in the frozen section of walmart...

The only earthly way to get on a solid workout routine and quit being a pathetic INCEL is to get your fat fucking ass off your Amazon brand racing-style gaming chair or crusty-ass futon and grow a pair of sweat beads that run down some of those freckled pale fat rolls.

Have those musty-ass jeans or that shit-stained track suit even felt a fuckin' stretch or seam pop while using them as they were intended? I doubt it.

You sad sorry fucks need to get that steam deck charged and hit the fuckin' pavement or dirt path. Go do it now.

The world is just an illusion of mystery... you need to fucking quit wining about your Pokemon TCG or Palworld losses and get a real loss — fat loss. It's not that hard... you've learned to use a toilet while being a completely inept child. Be flushed or get flushed, you shameful turd.

Listen to me carefully... stop eating shit and get real fit.


Yours truly,

Seconal
your lard and savor & god under the sun and between the cheeks & the oldest oldfag to have ever made your mom/dad wish (s)he got a divorce