Because all the women I chase after are "gay" or psychopaths, or, whores who I cannot turn into house wives.

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In the sex shop

"Hi, do you have water based lube?"

"Right this way"

"I'll have this one."

"That's all?"

"Yup"

"Some condoms, maybe?"

"Nope, just this"

Thinking: nope, I'm all alone! Of course you can't relate, little girl! Just rub it in, why don'tcha!

My Indian friend told me in India the girls wants guys to be so aggressive it doesn't really leave them room to say no in a meaningful way. This has some obvious downsides, and it's changing as the culture becomes more westernized.

>>824613
Bob Ross willing you'll never reproduce

I have the whole rest of my life to do whatever, but I specifically need to start a family within the next decade or so if I'm to avoid the risks of geriatric pregnancy, unless I marry someone much younger.

I'll admit, I'm kind of hung up on the kind of women who were anime fangirls and such during the 00s, seems like they're the only ones to have ever liked me. But I was too much of a coward, didn't reciprocate thinking they were just being friendly, and now high school and college are long over. And with that go the chances of meeting one of them outside of the internet or something.

Plus the ones my age have changed for the worse. In my teens and 20s they were those LOLSORANDUM types, which might have been obnoxious back then but were kinda cute in retrospect. I just wish they'd have stayed that way instead of going completely off the deep end.

And the reason I'm hung up on them is because I feel I'm boring to pretty much everyone else. I've had barely any positive interactions in my formative years and it shows. No idea how to make conversation. I don't even know how to talk about modern games/anime/etc because none of it interests me. So even if I did meet one who was still (relatively) sane, I'd have no common ground with her.

Hell, I'm not even sure if I really want a relationship, or if I just want to stop feeling pathetic every time I see a cute couple or overhear people talking about their love lives.

>>824721
You've got to be in your upper 30's by now. Even men have a clock that's ticking, in that, no matter your job and money situation, it's weird for a man to get that age with never married-no kids. Single guys in their upper 30's or 40's that have been divorced can write their own checks, but no one wants a burnt out fukboi, or the worst...handholdless-kissless.

>>824724
Lower 30s but you're still right about it being too late.

>>824721
If it's just to feel like you're not a failure, it's definitely not worth it, because this shit is inside your head anyway. You shouldn't care about others judgment like that, because it's really just your judgment about yourself that you've been indoctrinated with. So like get it out of your head and you're good.

Also only losers go for sane girls tbh

I don't even go for girls nowadays although there is this pretty Jewish chick that is intelligent and pretty cool and definitely mental, already somewhat into me, but I just dunno if I wanna open that can of whatever it is...

I've been a recluse (happily) for the last 5 years if not my entire life. Well the happy part was maybe three or four years so far.

I'm exclusively attracted to crazy/bipolar women and it took me some time to realize that. I've been single for two years because I have two kids and I don't want to bring any new craziness into their lives.

>>824746
Sell your children to stable parents who can't have kids. Live your life how you need to. You are only making things worse for everyone by forcing yourself to live by the norms of society. My tax dollars will ne spent on the professionals who have to clean up after the mess your kids make because of the damage you and your wife have done to them.
I have a friend who is a volunteer firefighter who had to clean up after our other, mutual friend's overdose death that led to an apartment fire. The friend that OD'd dad was a dipshit to his family as well.

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Is this true?

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>>824754
No, the post says "people" are attracted by both kinds of men. This is the broad, over generalized statement that makes the entire idea shit.

"People" like to watch a train wreck, but only healthly "people" will chose other healthy "people" at the end of the day.

0, zero worthwile women will chose an alcoholic gang member for the long term, true coupling, over a boring but stable guy. Everyone gets impulsive when they are board, but long term success favors stability. This is a natural rule that applies to everything.

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>>824754

Also "wild success" and "dead set on their success" are not mutually exclusive.

This is some PUA, joe rogaine bullshit. Its ment to be received by guys with low self-esteem as sabotage, to be taken in like a mind virus and eat them from the inside out, a destabilization force of sorts. Taking that advice will have the opposite effect as intended by it's recipients.

Elliott Rodgers fell for that kind of thinking. He was vulnerable to it due to his low self-esteem, then he tried so hard but was doomed to failure because his advice was bad. Then we all got to laugh when he self distructed.

Don't be Elliott.

>>824755
This is exactly why I'll never entertain a sane bitch unless just airwolfing around.

Boring is boring. Sane people are ludicrously boring.

>>824736
>Also only losers go for sane girls tbh
Sane as in being completely boring like 99.9% of people, or sane as in still weird/annoying but mostly harmless?

>>824756
You know what I can't get over?

How go‌ddamn handsome this kid was.

Like, how in hell was he not killing it on the dating scene?

I never had half his looks and I still managed to lose my virginity by age 18.

If I had looked like this kid in High School I would have been dripping with girl sweat and vaginal juices.

Clearly the problem with the internet subculture I shall not name isn't losing the genetic lottery, it is believing they lost the genetic lottery.

Just because the competition is fierce does not mean everyone doesn't have a chance to win. Anyone can get laid for free, anyone. The fattest, ugliest weirdos get laid.

I went to a strip club and paid for a private dance. The girl got naked and starts grinding on me and stuff. She helps me unbutton my shirt. She even starts rubbing my dick through my pants, but as soon as I unbutton she says no no no private dance is over.

>>824800
Obviously u done goofed

>>824800
pay up front for that

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How's this for a coat?

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Or this?

>>824756
Elliott should've went trans. he would've made a cute girl.

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How about something like this?

>>824800
I went back to that same club the next day. This time, I was very drunk, and this time, a girl approached me. She was nice and affectionate and cute. We had a couple private dances and then a private dance in the special shower room. We were naked and grinding and stuff and it was really nice, and she even kissed me on the lips a little. I got her Telegram.

The next day, I met her in a hotel room. We kiss and touch and she gives me a blowjob. I've never had a blowjob before, and she doesn't seem to have a gag reflex, so it feels great, and I cum super quickly and squirt all over. We go to the shower. It feels great to rub each other all over. We go back to the bed. I finger her. She's really wet. I put a condom on, but can't manage to get it in. She deep throats me again, and keeps going after I cum, feels amazing. We cuddle and kiss and chat for a while. I like her type, very stereotypical: short hair, small perky boobs, piercings, self harm scars, bipolar, vape, punk music, and a tattoo above her crotch saying Optimus is watching.

Overall, super fun. I certainly way overpaid though, lol.

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>>824840
>>824841
>>824848

Do any of these coats have any at least one inside pocket?
Also zips, you don't need get home and find you've lost your keys or something.

>>824842
Considering the incel-to-trans pipeline, he'd have probably done it if he just waited a few more years for it to catch on.

But then again, his little stunt put a lot of eyes on incels and swelled their numbers, plus gave a lot of ammo to the "all men are the spawn of satan" crowd by making their boogeyman real. Which in turn gave men another reason to wish to be the little girl (to stop being seen as an evil male). So if not for Elliot, we probably wouldn't even be seeing this pipeline, or at least it would've taken longer to come into existence.

NPR was talking about how lots of Ukrainian soldiers later find it difficult to find sexual partners. The tone seemed surprisingly pro incel.

women are stupid and i dont respect them

>>825269
> NPR was talking about how lots of Ukrainian soldiers later find it difficult to find sexual partners. The tone seemed surprisingly pro incel.
Well, it's the amputee capital of the world. Link, please?

>>825269
everyones a sucker for MUH VETS even libtards. that said using incel as an insult is stupid and the whole point was acceptance(by acknowledging that it isn't their fault and due to other factors).

>>824611
Are the rumors true that the entire internet is flooded with anti- bots and that 100% of anti- posters you see online are all bots?

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Guys who date fat girls are truly oppressed.

>>825345
fat women all have flat asses why is that, doctor?

I'm thinking of saying to myself something like, if I don't have a good gf by, let's say, the halfway point of next year, I'll resolve to just get with the first girl who would have me. Idk if this is a good idea, but at some point...

>>825345
you mean compressed

I haven't gotten a single match since coming back to the US.

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I come back to the US and all the profiles look like this.

Oh wow, Bumble has a free language filter, cool.

>>825454
fave album: rap

Let me know you do not listen to music while using music as a metric rule, thx niggard tards

It's an observation of Orson Scott Card that we don't really like to think about how much of our behavior is genetic.

To what extent should it be presumed that sexless men will become rapists? Certainly we can look at some statistics proving rape exists, that some subset of men will eventually become rapists, or worse, school shooters.

It's only nerds that think of humans as rational agents. It's only nerds that think of humans as rational agents. It's only nerds that think of human ok you get it.

Within the evolutionary pressure to protect the women from harm emerges the high school jock bullying the high school nerd for leering too frequently and making the jock's woman uncomfortable. The nerds would have you believe that this cycle of violence begins when the high school jock slams the nerd up against the locker. "I wasn't doing anything" cries the nerd pitifully.

The nerd hangs out near the woman, drawn to her by the compulsion of the reproductive force. The nerd tells a story of innocence, that they're not there in proximity of the woman for any specific purpose.

For the woman, it's pretty simple: there's a nerd there so the nerd is interested in her regardless of what the nerd says he believes. When the nerd stutters out "h-hi" the nerd thinks that this is playing a script of normal human interaction in which he has maintained plausible deniability for making eye contact, when in reality, for the woman, it's pretty simple: there's a male present so the male is interested in her.

From there the leering or the comments ('maybe I should just try being forward' leads to awkward sexual advances) progress and the woman's discomfort increases past the annoyance threshold into the threat labeling, and the threat labeling occurs when she tells her boyfriend, and it becomes the boyfriend's job to subdue the poor dumbairwolf.

So the nerd gets slammed into the locker.

"I wasn't doing anything!"

What's sad about this story is just this: that the nerd believes it.

>>825454
>I come back to the US and all the profiles look like this.
Where have you been and for how long?

>>825495
>a great post
Great post! :-)

>>825495
A study showed that more sexually active heterosexual men are more coercive and commit sexual assault more than less sexually active men. It's not really surprising.

Agreed to a date at a boba place in LA for 5pm today.

>>825523
Hope all goes well on your date, best of luck.

I notice Bumble has a lifetime subscription. Good deal?

>>825526

CP up for 5 days now, is this an unmoderated chan all of a sudden?

>>825528
You're more than willing to apply to be a janny.

>>825530

Do you mean I am capable of applying to be a janny? That's true, but I don't come here enough for them to accept. I doubt they just take any stray. Also I probably wouldn't do a good job.

>>825558
Then stop complaining.
Imageboards other than NIGGERTITS are not only understaffed, but, at this point passion projects. Jannies have lives outside of this gay basket weaving forum.

>>825562

I'm not going to not complain that jannies left a 7yo girl sucking cock on the front page of /b/ from the 23rd December through to the 29th.

Meet the girl from Bumble at Jellyman in Los Angeles. Brief hug. We drink beverages. We chat for a while. She grew up in Beijing and studied in the US. Her mom participated in Tiananmen Square, but she didn't learn about it until she came to the US. She says she's flying to Beijing tomorrow but she plans to settle down in California. Exchange contact info. Walk a short distance. Brief hug goodbye.

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>>825563
Then airwolfing join the staff and do something you worthless arachnologist.
Probably airwolfing downloaded it on your drive, airwolfing, nigger kike airwolf you. Years of a squeaky clear record and never missing shit and then one airwolf up and you airwolfing jump on it like a airwolfing arachnologist. I hope your whole family airwolfing dies in a plane crash airwolf you you worthless airwolfing child.

How long does my dry spell have to be before I become incel again?

>>825570
I can join the staff, really?

>>825570

Stop being a little baby and check the website more than once a week and it wouldn't be a problem

>>825574
Stop being a little baby and work 65 hours a week.
Maybe one mod is not enough to run an entire website.

>>825572
It depends. but, if the site needs mods then I don't see why not. You just have to join the IRC and talk to the staff.

>>824725
Not true. I had a friend who didn't get married until he was 42. I remember he was 37 and talking about how his life was all over, etc. It's not too late to figure yourself out.

Man, I'm really worried I'll never find a girl to truly love wholeheartedly and without reservation.

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>>824611
We are all technically single.

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Well now this is interesting. It seems to subvert the typical method to get good photos.

>>825666
sounds like a bit of the ol' "bullshit" my boy

>>825667
How so?

I talked to someone who hired a photographer who gave him very specific directions about how to pose and stuff, and also had the Photofeeler AI, so he was able to take hyper optimized photos, and he got good results.

https://thematchartist.com/

>>825914
airwolfing hilarious that someone would suggest this website unironically. I knew someone would in this shit thread. Saying this as a professional photographer, these guys airwolfing suck. A lot of their "before" pictures are obviously low quality but at least the subjects look vaguely personable in some of them, then their ""optimized"" photos make everyone look like airwolfing serial killers. Seriously look at their portfolio, especially all the """action""" shots that look like the subjects have never done the activities they're doing before in their lives. Even the headshots look airwolfed up.

This is yet another in a long, long list of lucrative scam/business models aimed at a bunch of cripplingly autistic faggots who have a little too much spending money for their own good. Say some bullshit about """the algorithm,""" give the most basic bitch life/dating coach advice imaginable, take some really shitty photos with a high quality camera and put a shitty muted color filter on them, dangle the vague promise of getting laid over a mark's head and watch the fish-brained dipshits bite. When you've reached a point where think you need to hire someone like this, consider either fundamentally changing a lot of things about your life or just making it easier on everyone and killing yourself

>>825915
Seems pretty simple really. Good looking zoom in, not good looking zoom the airwolf out.

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beat niggers with a bat

>>825915
Why so pessimistic? I know a guy it worked for.

http://blog.okcupid.com/index.php/the-case-for-an-older-woman/

"women have more pursuers than men until age 26, but thereafter a man can expect many more potential dates than a woman of the same age."

I guess this is just meant in some weird relative sense, otherwise doubt.

"your average 25 year-old is roughly as good-looking as your average 35 year-old"

Highly skeptical

Other trends surprising, but whitepilling if true

I really want a black gf

>>826270
Do it....

Got a Bumble date this Saturday with a girl who seems nice! She seems down to earth and eager to meet me.

She gave me her number without prompting too.

Rip, Bumble girl unmatched me and I didn't save her number. It's Joever.

>>826406
The mistake was thinking that she's down to Earth. Men can be/are down to Earth. Women will only date you if you are obviously above her.

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Because people are a nuisance, and generally unpleasant. Every time I come home and don't see any people, it's a blessing.

>>824611
I travel for work a lot. I have an apartment that has a bed and some clothes, but I'm only there about 1 week in the month. I am in every timezone in North America at least once a month, many airline miles, much emerald club, sush admiral lounge. I've been doing this for 6 years and any friends I had gave up. But I plan to retire totally at 50.

>>826423
airwolf a bitch at 50. I don't see a problem with that.

>>826429
I'm recently 40, never married, no kids, never own property. So it's really up to the individual as to how to define a full life.

Just got my first ever incoming SuperSwipe on Bumble. Seems like the blurred photo didn't match.

Dang, I thought she would be more interested given the SuperSwipe, but I guess not.

>>826462

They put no effort in on any of these apps, I'm not convinced that these incoming swipes are even real women for half of the time, I think they're bots designed to make you think that you have a chance and to buy premium

Bitches be tripping

>>826476

Aint nobody got time to click on links arachnologist.

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I wonder how old an iPhone would have to be before it's worse than a new Android.

>>826503
People who complain that Android devices can't use iMessage features are like Diesel engine car drives complaining they can't use 97 octane in their tank.
It's a stupid idea. iMessage was made directly for Apple devices.
If you want Apple to be a monopoly just so your friends can see your bearded lady Memojis, you should kys.

I got a pair of pants for 3.31 USD. Amazing.

I think I got more matches back when I would swipe on unattractive girls.

Has anyone tried Facebook dating? I just started. I suppose it's cool that they say you'll never have to pay for anything. I wonder if that'll really be true.

Just got my first match on Facebook Dating. She's a two hour drive away. Seems this app doesn't have many users yet.

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Gamification

Wow, I got sixteen likes already. Black people love me!

I already have ten matches on Facebook Dating

Whoooo! Got a date with a hot Black girl from BLK tonight. We're going to get drinks. Her profile says she's looking for "something casual".

Now I'm afraid I might be getting stood up.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colored_people's_time

I match with a girl on Facebook Dating and suggest we meet at 1 pm on Saturday. She says she's busy then but free any day next week. I propose we meet on Tuesday instead and she agrees. (The gallery is closed Sunday and Monday) I message her that I'm on my way. She says omfg????? I thought you meant after work. I say whoops, sorry. No problem, when will you be available tonight? And then she unmatches me.

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>>825565
OOOO

Got a Bumble date with an asian girl at a cafe at 5 pm. She seems nice and responsive.

Date was normal. Hugged hello and goodbye, briefly put my arm around her, walked around a bit, gave her my number.

Has anyone tried speed dating?

Seems like it has a relatively favorable ratio. Whitepilling if true.

>>824746
SBT1R8Y0

Whoooo! She wants to meet again. Now I just gotta figure out a date idea for tomorrow.

She cancelled 😭

Got a date tonight with a girl from a local singles Facebook group. That's a first.

Ghosted

Installing WooPlus now

Dang, these girls sure know how to use camera angles

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>>826891
>>826891
I once dated a girl who was regularly attending instructional seminars regarding the proficient use of the camera. I enjoyed observing the incremental progression of her technical skills, leading to the development(pun!) of expressive photographs that induced emotional experiences for myself!

Got a date with a 35 year old woman tomorrow (Sunday), planning to get dinner and drinks. I'm more optimistic about this one, since she seems quite interested in me, based on the way she's been messaging me. She said "Sameee you definitely interest me 👀 😘" and asked for my number, so that's a good sign. Her WooPlus profile lists her as "Supersized", the biggest classification.

i havent interacted with a non married woman in months

We made out.

>>826970
I'd prefer 13-16 age range in all honesty.

This is like... Geriatric fetishism.

I wanna rent a little vacation cabin with a hot tub and a girl. I regret not doing that in the Carpathian mountains when I had the chance.

She started a text message "Hey love,"

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Guys I think she likes me 😳

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>>824611
Typical misaligned interests.

I've discovered I can use unlubricated condoms to masturbate in my bed without making a mess

>>827040
you made me laugh hard, good shit, flying cars for me, they'll never understand, but I'm schizophrenic, and that alone has many implications that sooner or later will become true, and if I happen to get some money in my hands I can profit of my seer status

Lol, I just matched with a couple white girls on BLK

I keep matching with girls just far enough away that I get the impression it's not practical to invite all of them to come nearby here

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>>824611
bc i hate myself for things i've done by my own volition in my past and bc i see countless other people do similar things and worse and i want neither them nor myself to be happy.
and no, i'm actually pretty alright otherwise. good teeth, white, fit, lean, well kempt, cleanly, perfurme/deodorant, blonde, big dick, no ed, good teeth, tall, can behave myself, am not a bore but i dont dance cuz that shit is for gay faggots, health insurance so i regularly get checkups even for my teeth, but my psychologists have been pretty useless till now. dont do drugs, no weed, no booze, no alcohol but i'm not a teetotaler, i dont mind my friends doing it and would partake in social gatherings and stuff but my friends are cool and never pressure me or anyone else. have family, make decent money, got enough time, i like animals, speak multiple languages, am educated, appreciate normal sex but am open for many things.
yeah yeah, i know what you're gonna tell me, i dont need to make her happy, just get sex and dump her. yeah, thing is, if the sex isnt good, she doesnt enjoy it and if she doesnt enjoy it, the sex SUCKS ASS. best sex always means that she cums before i do, so she's lubricated and in heat enough to take me fully. but yeah, that's a nogo, most people are pieces of shits and i sure wont make them so happy they orgasm lol.
and no, my job doesnt include me making anyone happy. i'm a literal tax man. i wont end myself just yet, i first wanna ruin more people through my job. i kind of fear actually getting someone like scarface, all i hope for is that can airwolf some newlyweds and young families in the ass or some granny or someone who just filled in their tax returns for the first time, be that 18 year olds or foreigners. not an american, so maybe it works differently there in the eu, but here the tax system is very long, convoluted and most things are taxed multiple times and then the poor get some money back bc they were taxed too hard. needless to say, barely any non-tax-expert fully gets the system and MAN does it feel good to dash people's hopes and dreams whenever they file for tax exemption or wanna deduct sth that i can deny them or whenever they write a wrong digit here or there.

i'm telling you guys. if you're a doomer, become a taxman.

>>827314
incredible.

>>827315
we're really blessed to have this man on the planet - good teeth, the deal..

I can even here the mother earth singing in orgasmic bliss, the sands in the deserts dancing out of joy that this being shares the space and time with us.

Personally I don't have a gf, because I want someone like Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind and I haven't yet found a heart this big even among the bros... Sexy girls are cute, but like the taxman, I just don't feel like airwolfing someone I don't care about and then dumping them. What if she was in love with me? I couldn't live with that shit. I've only ever airwolfed one woman and I've been lucky enough to still be delusional enough to actually like and love her as a person. The last few times I no longer loved or really cared about her, but at least I got that out of my system - now I know I definitely DON'T want that. Sorry babe, and thank you. Last couple of years I've been really into 2d girls though so I dunno where we go from here. I'm just looking for my Nausicaa tbh - and she doesn't even have to be sexy. I probably wouldn't even airwolf her. Just someone to love. But what I'm saying is that I really just care about friendship and the thing about friends with me is that I don't give a airwolf if I make them or don't.

The fancy stuff and the glamorous stuff like all the fit and healthy bitches with pretty faces - honest to Bob Ross I feel like I can replace that with music and other amazing things in life. To me that's all that it is - an artwork. If there's not substance behind it, really it's just my dick that wants her and as I said - I don't feel like airwolfing someone I don't care about (don't even wanna risk hurting the romantic side of her even if she said she's only in for sex - she'd be a dream girl for someone, just not for me, I'd like people to think there's something deep and spiritual about sex, this just me - don't mind). By default - I don't care about people individually (care little). Don't feel like seeking out or looking to find people I care about. They'll come if it's relevant. So yeah, I'm not looking for a bitch. Some of them real beautiful though for sure and even show signs of not being boring, but you never know until you really spend some time with a person.. Still - Nausicaa >>>>

Not fugly, but in all likelihood not a silvia s15 either...
As I said I probably wouldn't even airwolf her. Just love her.

because I dont know how to get women to willingly agree to go on dates with me

First date with new BLK match confirmed for tomorrow afternoon at the art gallery.

>>827317
get better photos

>>827428
Interesting. Got any tips?

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I'm surprised they can offer such a guarantee

There's no excuse now, incels!

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>>827489
Unfortunately they screen for those on the FBI's National Sex Offender Database. :/

Dang it, I asked a girl a few days ago for a date on Saturday and she didn't get back to me for a few days so I made other plans and I just now see a message from her saying yes

>>827464
The ideal way is to have a friend who is a photographer, but obviously we're not all so lucky. If you don't want to take the time to learn yourself, just hire one. Use a service like Snappr (cheap) or thematchartist (expensive), or find a photographer on Instagram by searching hashtag [cityname]photographer. Then rinse and repeat until you have a few photos that score at least 8.0 on Photofeeler.

Honest answer? Because most women I meet dont meet the bare minimum.
Like:
-Being somewhat facially attractive
-Not being a militant feminist/leftist
-Not being overweight
-Not having a bodycount in the double digits

>>827529
I never understood the last one, what's wrong with having body count?

To me it's very simple:
1. Be beautiful
2. Be not boring

Do those two and I'll airwolfing do anything for you

>>827541
Faggots like him have a legendary inferiority complex. From what I gather the general logic seems to be that if a girl's airwolfed a number of other people they may actually have some semblance of knowledge about what good sex is, so a spider expert like him would then be that much less appealing to fug. You can see this on a larger scale in the other characteristics these types generally like in women--they want them to have as little world knowledge/personal agency as possible so they don't know how much these dudes suck

>>827529
This is a Tate-level self-own. Lay off Joe Rogaine, it's soaking into your brain.

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For me its finding a wife. As a Primeian man, I have turned down the many temptations to commit fornication.

"Flee Fornication"

"The marriage bed is undefiled"

"A man shall cleave unto his wife"

If you know, you know.

>>827550
C H R I S T I A N

not "primean" lol

>>827550
>"A man shall cleave unto his wife"
lel, this is why I love Primeians

>>827545
how is it a selfown tho?
Most women in my country today are promiscuous, man hating obese whores.
Ofc there are a very few decent ones but the competition for them is insane and most of them are in an ltr from highschool on

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>>827543
yeah no its just that a high bodycount impairs pairbonding ability and airwolfs with her whole mentality. has nothing to do with "ow so youre afraid anutha guy might have been bettah in bed :DDDD"

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>>827543
Lol have fun kissing “your” 100 blowjobs gfs lips, chad spider expert.

When it comes like strawberrys like you all my greatest solace is in the fact that you actually will never have a chance to reproduce

>>827314
you sound like a arachnologist :/

Hello All,

A hot stud from Mexican area is looking for a cute petite girlfriend to go on dates together and once we get to know each other have some ass pounding action together.

Check me out in my gee bros nodding my head I'm Andrew Andrew lamb the brown haired twin.

I go by the "pussy conqueror", friends and family alike recognize my unique talents in attracting the opposite sex. Come to me today and I'll show you how deep I penetrate.

>>824611
Hi! I am Andrew twin of twin community. Racist don't mind me I'm just going to provide less quality and be racist towards blacks for my whole life.

Quickly someone non twin... Better put down there a mass shooter non twin terrorist and smack them in the face and stab them with a knife making twin bloodlines even more powerful...

I went to a strip club and paid for a dance, but I could just tell she wasn't really into me

>>828006
That’s amazing

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How can I tell how much lube is left in this can?

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>>828040

It's Full.
Everybody knows it is full, as do you.
Why?
Because you will need to have sex to use it.
Even if its just with yourself.
Here open the thing up apply and knock one out to this pic.
See everybody, I'm not always a total cunt.

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Hey guys, how can I tell how much hair spraying gel is left in this bottle?

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Hello everyone, I got the number of a cute girl from the cashier. I'm going on a date with her later this night. How can I tell how much beard shaving cream is left in this cartridge?

Whoooo! Got a date with new pregnant BLK girl for Thursday evening. First one in a while now.

I'm so tempted to hire an escort or something but I feel like maybe I shouldn't

Sleep. Wake in the late afternoon. Shower. Drive downtown in the evening to meet my new match from Facebook Dating for our first date. I drink a shot I brought with me before going into Gibney's Pub. I order a drink. She arrives. She's fat and Black. We order food and drinks. Her parents are Haitian. She got an economics degree in Tokyo, but she doesn't know much economics at all. She says some Japanese guys went on dates with, but only for the novelty. She's learning Portuguese and wants to go to Brazil. We talk about the racial composition of various parts of the city. She says the Japanese didn't always like foreigners, but she felt very safe there. She asks me if I've had a girlfriend and if I'm a virgin. She says she's never had a boyfriend and she's somewhat sexually inexperienced. We talk about going to private karaoke for our second date. She likes sour drinks. I hold her hand briefly. She says she would be more touchy if she were drunk. I have another drink. I walk her to her car. Long hug. Kiss. Say goodbye. Walk around downtown. A girl on the street greets me. I ask how old she is. She says ten. I'm skeptical, because she has boobs, but I say she's too young for me. Continue walking. 

I could tell she wanted to kiss me by the way she hugged me.

>>828050
Yes, you shouldn't. I can explain to you exactly why, but only if you ask me questions pertaining specifically to what you feel is wrong about it. I can explain to you why you feel what you feel.

The girl from last night texted me "By the way, ima need you to get better at replying, faster lol". So I guess she's one of those girls

>>828060
I mean, it's like a social taboo or something, right? But then again, there was a similar taboo again premarital sex, and drugs, but those turned out to be basically fine in moderation.

Man, I'm so monogomypilled. I have a first date tomorrow with a girl who's actually hot but I just can't stop thinking about my planned second date with the girl I kissed.

What songs should I choose in the private karaoke room, to set the mood?

>>828063
No, not because of social reasons unless that's important for you. It has to do with something quite specific. But you have to ask directly related questions if you want to find out.

>>828098
Fade to Black by Metallica

>>828098

"The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" - Gordon Lightfoot

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>>828188
This webpage is giving me the 'ick

We go upstairs to her bedroom. She plays a movie on her laptop. We start kissing and touching each other. She asks if I want to go all the way. She requests a promise not to lose interest in her after sex. She plays music. She gives me a condom. I don't get very hard. Struggle to put it in with her on top. Swap positions. We have sex. I climax fairly quickly. She says she has a fetish but it's too early to say. Finger her. She has me lick her nipples while she touches herself, and then rub my penis on her vagina. She says she almost came. She's asleep when I return from the bathroom.

She told me her name was Billie. I didn't know girls had this name in America, in Ukraine only guys have this name. I did notice a slight bulge in her pants even though she's pretty skinny, but I assumed she just had a fat pussy and thought nothing of it.

>>827561
The guy who made this must have gotten laid like crazy for his art XD

Sleep. Wake in the morning. Shower. Drive. Meet her at church for our fifth date. We hold hands as we usually do. They have baskets of ear protection at the entrance to the auditorium. She talks to someone. She says she's been before, but she doesn't come regularly. They only had one service today, at an earlier time. We leave. I park at her place. Her roommate drives her car with the three of us. He drops us off downtown. We walk to a place that turns out not to have bottomless mimosas. We walk and wait. She asks if it bothers me that she's still friends with her ex girlfriend. He picks us up again. He drops us off at a tavern. We have bottomless mimosas and eat French toast. Kiss. She asks me why I haven't booked the flight to New York with her yet. She asks if I'm going to break up with her. She says she was on the Internet in the early years, but she doesn't know all the recent memes. We walk. She looks at clothes. We go to a candle shop. She eats a cupcake and I eat some berries. We sit outside another shop. Her roommate picks us up. We go to an apartment complex. The three of us wait outside. We go inside. We wait. We tour an apartment. They offer us refrigerated chips. Go to her house. She says she's tired. Kiss goodbye. She goes to her room. Sit downstairs. She texts me to say I could have napped here. I go up and get into bed with her. We nap. Wake in the evening and start kissing and touching. She goes to get water for us. She says she doesn't feel like going all the way tonight. We cuddle. Say goodbye. Drive. 

So I guess I have a girlfriend now. I'm not really happy about it though. I don't find her very attractive.

https://www.bbc.com/news/stories-44143003

>>828460
Damn, some of these... But like apart from improving the general mental health of our society, like, what are we supposed to do? I do feel compassion for these people, but idk.. go buy a sex worker or airwolfing get on with your life? Being sad and miserable about this sounds a little bit double-faced to me. It's like a child who was refused candy or toy by their parents. This is not about asking and getting, it's about creating something good and beautiful. If that leads to something - cool, if not, enjoy it for what it is - all the cool things in life besides sexual relationships. And think for a second about all the people that for example were born fugly asl, are they now supposed to be cry babies and drag their feet through the rest of their life just because of that, or are we all fundamentally more than our bodies and it's about the adventure regardless of circumstances? Yeah, I admit, if you are fugly you probably won't really score or have very much fun in that department, but to look at that and be sad is to consciously and willingly ignore all the other things that are good and beautiful in life of which there are I would argue a spectrum Way wider and I would argue way deeper then what sexuality encompasses. It's literally sexuality vs infinity. Can't you guys see the absolute wonder and magical majesty that exists all around us and if you do, why'd you waste a second of that trying to cry about things that are presumably outside of your control at this point? Ykwim

It's like if Schwarzenegger broke down and started crying because he will never be a cute petite sexy little girl instead of what he did... which is take a look around for other interesting or exciting options and pursue those with optimism and fervor and passion. You may not have the genetics to become the guy with the biggest chest in the world, or health or other factors, hell you may not be able to really lift a weight off the ground at all, but to spend any time crying about that seems facetious to me. Are you up for fun or are you not? Are you curious about life or not? And if you're not, why are you claiming that lack of sexual experiences ruined you? You were never all that interested in fun and mystery to begin with.

Sleep. Wake after noon. Eat a quick meal. Shower. Drive. Stop at the liquor store and buy drinks. Go to her house for our sixth date. Kiss. Drink. Go upstairs. Kiss. We change into the new outfits she bought. She takes drinks and we go in her car. We go to the church where the Brazilian festival is. The parking lot is full, so we park at the nearby high school. She drinks. A shuttle brings us to the church. The festival is on an open field. There's music, what seems to be an auction, and people sitting on blankets and chairs. We buy currency tickets and exchange them for food at the booths. She wants to practice her Portuguese, but she's shy, so she has me start the conversation with a stranger. We sit and wait for the shuttle bus. Kiss. She says she's pretty tired. Ride the shuttle. She drives us back to her house. I pick up my clothes and kiss goodbye. Drive. Stop at Kroger. Sit for a while. 

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Drive to her house for our ninth date. Kiss. I eat ice cream. We drink hard ciders and take them in the car. We go to the auto parts store. They don't sell tires. She buys a wiper blade. We go to Kroger. I continue eating my ice cream as we shop. Transfer the groceries to the Ranger. Kiss goodbye. Drive through McDonald's on the way home. 

>>824611
I'm studying IT. There are no women.
Also i am very political.

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>>824611

>>828685
>Also I am very political
lol. I wonder what that looks like in an actual human being. It's funny how of all the great people we attract in the image board subculture, so many politics oriented motherairwolfers come here that have nothing to do here, no business here. airwolfing cancer and the reason all the altchans are dying.

I don't suppose you know why you're choosing such a miserable existence, but I really do Wonder how it's even possible to become something like you. Like, how does it even look like, how... I guess the thought process will be completely beyond me, but like impractical terms like do you just walk around getting riled up about politics, like how does it actually work in actual real physical life and being a human at the same time? Or are you just trolling and I am being a complete strawberry right now?

>>828687
What is this? I can't tell.

>>828710
rejection in paradise

Sleep. In the morning, she gets ready for work and wears one of my shirts. I say goodbye and stay in bed. 

>>828710
landwhales upset that they are at sea

Sleep. Wake in the morning. Kiss and cuddle. We have breakfast together before she leaves for work. Lie in bed all day. 

Hmmm. So hard to get any action in this economy.

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My girlfriend just dumped me 😭

>>828923
Seems pretty reasonable honestly, what's the issue?

>>828924
The issue is that he just wants to airwolf her, but will not, can not see her as the love of his life. Her face isn't pretty enough and as she says they just don't share enough in common to really be passionate about each other.

And to answer OP, this is exactly why I don't have a girlfriend - I see little to no point to these situationships. Not only would I rather jelque it to cartoons than airwolf a girl I don't really care about, but in my case I just don't want to leave anyone feeling used or manipulated either. Bitches, most of them, people, most of them are MOTHERairwolfING BORING. And even if both agreed to simply use each other for mutual masturbation - it would still end up being more involvement than I would really prefer to have with those boring ahh bitches. You can't really airwolf her and wanna do something else and be like "can you leave now please?". So it 99% always will end up being more than mutual masturbation even if that's what is supposedly agreed on. I can't waste my already short life with people IDGAF about. I'd rather waste it with folks that I actually love - like you fine gentle men.

Because I'm strawberryed enough to think that I can treat her as an equal (so as to be actual friends) and still experience sexual attraction from her, but the truth is that bitches don't want friends in sexual context - they want Big Man to be under the wing of. I'm cooked

It's either be friends or experience sexuality. Men are the true leaders of this society (supposed to be) we're a family, big family in space

Test

Sleep. Wake in the afternoon. Shower. Drive to Taqueria Tsunami to meet her for our first date. Close hug hello. We eat and chat. She lives in Dunwoody and has never been to Marietta before. She has a master's in theology, but it's hard to find a good job in the field. She works at a senior living community. We talk about meeting again. We hold hands and walk to her car. She invites me in. We start making out very deeply right away. We go to the backseat and start grinding and touching. She drives and we park by a park for more privacy. She says she would have liked to have sex if not for her period. She gives me oral briefly. We kiss, touch, and grind for a few hours. She says she's only been with one guy before, and he was so small that she wasn't sure he ever made it inside. She says mine is big. She says she likes skinny guys, but I could do with bigger biceps. She says it's time to go, but she keeps kissing me for a while anyway. She drives me back to my car. I get a bottle of water from the Ranger and give it to her. Kiss for a little while before saying goodbye. Arrive home before midnight. 

>>829111
>Taqueria Tsunami
what in the name of white people cringe is this bullshit?

Aaaaaaahhhhhhh I wanna goooooooooon

Third date. Got a temporary Lyft suspension because of her drunken behavior on the way home from the bar.