Quickly someone non twin... Better put down there a mass shooter non twin terrorist and smack them in the face and stab them with a knife making twin bloodlines even more powerful...

I went to a strip club and paid for a dance, but I could just tell she wasn't really into me

>>828006
That’s amazing

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How can I tell how much lube is left in this can?

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>>828040

It's Full.
Everybody knows it is full, as do you.
Why?
Because you will need to have sex to use it.
Even if its just with yourself.
Here open the thing up apply and knock one out to this pic.
See everybody, I'm not always a total cunt.

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Hey guys, how can I tell how much hair spraying gel is left in this bottle?

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Hello everyone, I got the number of a cute girl from the cashier. I'm going on a date with her later this night. How can I tell how much beard shaving cream is left in this cartridge?

Whoooo! Got a date with new pregnant BLK girl for Thursday evening. First one in a while now.

I'm so tempted to hire an escort or something but I feel like maybe I shouldn't

Sleep. Wake in the late afternoon. Shower. Drive downtown in the evening to meet my new match from Facebook Dating for our first date. I drink a shot I brought with me before going into Gibney's Pub. I order a drink. She arrives. She's fat and Black. We order food and drinks. Her parents are Haitian. She got an economics degree in Tokyo, but she doesn't know much economics at all. She says some Japanese guys went on dates with, but only for the novelty. She's learning Portuguese and wants to go to Brazil. We talk about the racial composition of various parts of the city. She says the Japanese didn't always like foreigners, but she felt very safe there. She asks me if I've had a girlfriend and if I'm a virgin. She says she's never had a boyfriend and she's somewhat sexually inexperienced. We talk about going to private karaoke for our second date. She likes sour drinks. I hold her hand briefly. She says she would be more touchy if she were drunk. I have another drink. I walk her to her car. Long hug. Kiss. Say goodbye. Walk around downtown. A girl on the street greets me. I ask how old she is. She says ten. I'm skeptical, because she has boobs, but I say she's too young for me. Continue walking. 

I could tell she wanted to kiss me by the way she hugged me.

>>828050
Yes, you shouldn't. I can explain to you exactly why, but only if you ask me questions pertaining specifically to what you feel is wrong about it. I can explain to you why you feel what you feel.

The girl from last night texted me "By the way, ima need you to get better at replying, faster lol". So I guess she's one of those girls

>>828060
I mean, it's like a social taboo or something, right? But then again, there was a similar taboo again premarital sex, and drugs, but those turned out to be basically fine in moderation.

Man, I'm so monogomypilled. I have a first date tomorrow with a girl who's actually hot but I just can't stop thinking about my planned second date with the girl I kissed.

What songs should I choose in the private karaoke room, to set the mood?

>>828063
No, not because of social reasons unless that's important for you. It has to do with something quite specific. But you have to ask directly related questions if you want to find out.

>>828098
Fade to Black by Metallica

>>828098

"The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" - Gordon Lightfoot

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>>828188
This webpage is giving me the 'ick

We go upstairs to her bedroom. She plays a movie on her laptop. We start kissing and touching each other. She asks if I want to go all the way. She requests a promise not to lose interest in her after sex. She plays music. She gives me a condom. I don't get very hard. Struggle to put it in with her on top. Swap positions. We have sex. I climax fairly quickly. She says she has a fetish but it's too early to say. Finger her. She has me lick her nipples while she touches herself, and then rub my penis on her vagina. She says she almost came. She's asleep when I return from the bathroom.

She told me her name was Billie. I didn't know girls had this name in America, in Ukraine only guys have this name. I did notice a slight bulge in her pants even though she's pretty skinny, but I assumed she just had a fat pussy and thought nothing of it.

>>827561
The guy who made this must have gotten laid like crazy for his art XD

Sleep. Wake in the morning. Shower. Drive. Meet her at church for our fifth date. We hold hands as we usually do. They have baskets of ear protection at the entrance to the auditorium. She talks to someone. She says she's been before, but she doesn't come regularly. They only had one service today, at an earlier time. We leave. I park at her place. Her roommate drives her car with the three of us. He drops us off downtown. We walk to a place that turns out not to have bottomless mimosas. We walk and wait. She asks if it bothers me that she's still friends with her ex girlfriend. He picks us up again. He drops us off at a tavern. We have bottomless mimosas and eat French toast. Kiss. She asks me why I haven't booked the flight to New York with her yet. She asks if I'm going to break up with her. She says she was on the Internet in the early years, but she doesn't know all the recent memes. We walk. She looks at clothes. We go to a candle shop. She eats a cupcake and I eat some berries. We sit outside another shop. Her roommate picks us up. We go to an apartment complex. The three of us wait outside. We go inside. We wait. We tour an apartment. They offer us refrigerated chips. Go to her house. She says she's tired. Kiss goodbye. She goes to her room. Sit downstairs. She texts me to say I could have napped here. I go up and get into bed with her. We nap. Wake in the evening and start kissing and touching. She goes to get water for us. She says she doesn't feel like going all the way tonight. We cuddle. Say goodbye. Drive. 

So I guess I have a girlfriend now. I'm not really happy about it though. I don't find her very attractive.

https://www.bbc.com/news/stories-44143003

>>828460
Damn, some of these... But like apart from improving the general mental health of our society, like, what are we supposed to do? I do feel compassion for these people, but idk.. go buy a sex worker or airwolfing get on with your life? Being sad and miserable about this sounds a little bit double-faced to me. It's like a child who was refused candy or toy by their parents. This is not about asking and getting, it's about creating something good and beautiful. If that leads to something - cool, if not, enjoy it for what it is - all the cool things in life besides sexual relationships. And think for a second about all the people that for example were born fugly asl, are they now supposed to be cry babies and drag their feet through the rest of their life just because of that, or are we all fundamentally more than our bodies and it's about the adventure regardless of circumstances? Yeah, I admit, if you are fugly you probably won't really score or have very much fun in that department, but to look at that and be sad is to consciously and willingly ignore all the other things that are good and beautiful in life of which there are I would argue a spectrum Way wider and I would argue way deeper then what sexuality encompasses. It's literally sexuality vs infinity. Can't you guys see the absolute wonder and magical majesty that exists all around us and if you do, why'd you waste a second of that trying to cry about things that are presumably outside of your control at this point? Ykwim

It's like if Schwarzenegger broke down and started crying because he will never be a cute petite sexy little girl instead of what he did... which is take a look around for other interesting or exciting options and pursue those with optimism and fervor and passion. You may not have the genetics to become the guy with the biggest chest in the world, or health or other factors, hell you may not be able to really lift a weight off the ground at all, but to spend any time crying about that seems facetious to me. Are you up for fun or are you not? Are you curious about life or not? And if you're not, why are you claiming that lack of sexual experiences ruined you? You were never all that interested in fun and mystery to begin with.

Sleep. Wake after noon. Eat a quick meal. Shower. Drive. Stop at the liquor store and buy drinks. Go to her house for our sixth date. Kiss. Drink. Go upstairs. Kiss. We change into the new outfits she bought. She takes drinks and we go in her car. We go to the church where the Brazilian festival is. The parking lot is full, so we park at the nearby high school. She drinks. A shuttle brings us to the church. The festival is on an open field. There's music, what seems to be an auction, and people sitting on blankets and chairs. We buy currency tickets and exchange them for food at the booths. She wants to practice her Portuguese, but she's shy, so she has me start the conversation with a stranger. We sit and wait for the shuttle bus. Kiss. She says she's pretty tired. Ride the shuttle. She drives us back to her house. I pick up my clothes and kiss goodbye. Drive. Stop at Kroger. Sit for a while. 

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Drive to her house for our ninth date. Kiss. I eat ice cream. We drink hard ciders and take them in the car. We go to the auto parts store. They don't sell tires. She buys a wiper blade. We go to Kroger. I continue eating my ice cream as we shop. Transfer the groceries to the Ranger. Kiss goodbye. Drive through McDonald's on the way home. 

>>824611
I'm studying IT. There are no women.
Also i am very political.

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>>824611

>>828685
>Also I am very political
lol. I wonder what that looks like in an actual human being. It's funny how of all the great people we attract in the image board subculture, so many politics oriented motherairwolfers come here that have nothing to do here, no business here. airwolfing cancer and the reason all the altchans are dying.

I don't suppose you know why you're choosing such a miserable existence, but I really do Wonder how it's even possible to become something like you. Like, how does it even look like, how... I guess the thought process will be completely beyond me, but like impractical terms like do you just walk around getting riled up about politics, like how does it actually work in actual real physical life and being a human at the same time? Or are you just trolling and I am being a complete strawberry right now?

>>828687
What is this? I can't tell.

>>828710
rejection in paradise

Sleep. In the morning, she gets ready for work and wears one of my shirts. I say goodbye and stay in bed. 

>>828710
landwhales upset that they are at sea

Sleep. Wake in the morning. Kiss and cuddle. We have breakfast together before she leaves for work. Lie in bed all day. 

Hmmm. So hard to get any action in this economy.

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My girlfriend just dumped me 😭

>>828923
Seems pretty reasonable honestly, what's the issue?

>>828924
The issue is that he just wants to airwolf her, but will not, can not see her as the love of his life. Her face isn't pretty enough and as she says they just don't share enough in common to really be passionate about each other.

And to answer OP, this is exactly why I don't have a girlfriend - I see little to no point to these situationships. Not only would I rather jelque it to cartoons than airwolf a girl I don't really care about, but in my case I just don't want to leave anyone feeling used or manipulated either. Bitches, most of them, people, most of them are MOTHERairwolfING BORING. And even if both agreed to simply use each other for mutual masturbation - it would still end up being more involvement than I would really prefer to have with those boring ahh bitches. You can't really airwolf her and wanna do something else and be like "can you leave now please?". So it 99% always will end up being more than mutual masturbation even if that's what is supposedly agreed on. I can't waste my already short life with people IDGAF about. I'd rather waste it with folks that I actually love - like you fine gentle men.

Because I'm strawberryed enough to think that I can treat her as an equal (so as to be actual friends) and still experience sexual attraction from her, but the truth is that bitches don't want friends in sexual context - they want Big Man to be under the wing of. I'm cooked

It's either be friends or experience sexuality. Men are the true leaders of this society (supposed to be) we're a family, big family in space

Test

Sleep. Wake in the afternoon. Shower. Drive to Taqueria Tsunami to meet her for our first date. Close hug hello. We eat and chat. She lives in Dunwoody and has never been to Marietta before. She has a master's in theology, but it's hard to find a good job in the field. She works at a senior living community. We talk about meeting again. We hold hands and walk to her car. She invites me in. We start making out very deeply right away. We go to the backseat and start grinding and touching. She drives and we park by a park for more privacy. She says she would have liked to have sex if not for her period. She gives me oral briefly. We kiss, touch, and grind for a few hours. She says she's only been with one guy before, and he was so small that she wasn't sure he ever made it inside. She says mine is big. She says she likes skinny guys, but I could do with bigger biceps. She says it's time to go, but she keeps kissing me for a while anyway. She drives me back to my car. I get a bottle of water from the Ranger and give it to her. Kiss for a little while before saying goodbye. Arrive home before midnight. 

>>829111
>Taqueria Tsunami
what in the name of white people cringe is this bullshit?

Aaaaaaahhhhhhh I wanna goooooooooon

Third date. Got a temporary Lyft suspension because of her drunken behavior on the way home from the bar.