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I AM THE BIGGEST THING IN THE UNIVERSE Godzilla 25/07/23(Wed)07:15 No. 21833

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ONLY I AM BIGGER THAN THE MOON. NOTHING IS BIGGER THAN ME ON THE FLAT EARTH. THE MOON IS A CHEESEBALL THAT SHRINKS FROM ME BUT ONE DAY I WILL CATCH IT AND EAT IT. THEN I WON'T NEED TO GO BACK INTO THE CAVE BEFORE MOONFALL EVERY DAY TO EAT THOSE PATHETIC DINOSAUR STOCKPILES MY HUMAN SLAVES REPLENEISH EVERYTIME I GO OUT TO CHASE THE MOON.

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS THE SUN. IT IS A JEWISH CONSPIRACY AND A LIE TO TRICK ME INTO GOING OUT OF THE CAVE WHILE THE FLOOR IS LAVA. I WON'T EVER FALL FOR THOSE JEWISH TRICKS TO MAKE ME LEAVE THE CAVE WHILE THE FLOOR IS LAVA.

EVERY CREATURE MUST SERVE ME MEATS OR DIE.

Godzilla 25/07/23(Wed)07:17 No. 21834

THE COLOR BLACK DOESN'T EXIST, THE ONLY COLORS ARE WHITE AND RED. THERE IS NO 3RD COLOR.

25/07/23(Wed)16:38 No. 21835

1954 Gojira is only 50 meters tall.

25/07/23(Wed)17:04 No. 21836

>>21834

lol

25/07/24(Thu)00:23 No. 21837

>>21834
Polish fag detected

It's a bad attitude to have. It's like the ppl who screamed "imaginary numbers don't exist" And yet nowadays there everywhere.

25/07/26(Sat)07:31 No. 21838

>>21837
I'm not one of those people. But I once creamed when I saw a really sexy underage girl. More than once tbh.

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