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Dimebag Anon 23/09/07(Thu)06:48 No. 19 [Reply]

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Imagine Jigsaw(from Saw) decided to punish you for smoking too much weed.
The trap I came up with works like this:you wake up in the middle of a pipe structure coiled around your body, with joints sticking out of holes drilled in, held in place with clips. then a stick of dynamite is inserted at the top, while the joints are lit by a fast spark mechanism below the tip inserted in the pipe a few seconds before the dynamite reaches them. you have to smoke the joints down so they don't light the dynamite, of course it should take place in a small chamber to prevent escape and the pipe should be coiled too tightly to allow it anyway. as you smoke more you lose oxygen making it harder, and all the smoke creates a hotbox condition making you too high to function properly, and harder to see the lower joints. if you try to remove a joint from the clip it'll fire up and lock in the spark mechanism and light the dynamite anyway, to punish you for cheating.
Think you could survive? If not, come up with a trap you think could top mine. I'd like to see it.

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Dimebag Anon 24/01/10(Wed)20:57 No. 30

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Never change, /weed/

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Dimebag Anon 25/01/22(Wed)11:39 No. 885

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>>22
Fantasies can't be quantified.

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Dimebag Anon 25/04/19(Sat)15:38 No. 1074

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>>29
What if I accept this random hypothetical challenge from an anonymous internet entity? That's just how boring my life has become and how desperate I am for an excuse to blaze up.

Please don't shoot me, sir. I'll smoke more right now. I'll even upgrayedd to concentrates and everything. I'll smoke bong hits of bud as chasers. Okay?

CHS is a deserved wakeup call Dimebag Anon 25/04/03(Thu)09:11 No. 1028 [Reply]

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People with Cannabinoid hyperemesis syndrome totally deserve it. I felt bad for them until I read that they have to use about 4 grams of concentrate per day to develop it.
WTF??

ONE gram of concentrate in a single day is fucking retardedly excessive. FOUR? Yeah, buddy. You sit in the hot shower and barf a while. You need a break from nonstop huge dabs, moron!

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Dimebag Anon 25/04/05(Sat)17:17 No. 1030

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>>1029
Even a whole gram a day is way too much. I hope I'm not jinxing myself by saying that. Now I'M gonna get CHS. Fuck.

Or maybe I can just keep my habit in check. I can smoke up to two grams of bud in a day, but that's pushing it. I usually smoke no more than one. Dabs are too wild for me. I can cold start a tiny one at the end of the night sometimes. But dabbing regularly is how the downfall that leads to CHS begins. Everyone I know who got into dabs stopped smoking weed because it was no longer getting the job done. Then they just kept upping their amounts. I don't have much to do but I have enough to do that I couldn't get it done blazing dabs all day.
Nothing is more frightening than the prospect of losing the ability to enjoy cannabis. CHS is flying too close to the sun. I'd never risk the best medicine.

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Dimebag Anon 25/04/06(Sun)01:56 No. 1032

>>1030
yea i know even a g a day is way way too much. people are fucking retarded and ruin everything good in this world. should be using a g of regular bud a day max, not a g of extract.

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Dimebag Anon 25/04/19(Sat)15:31 No. 1073

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>>1028
I hope you didn't jinx yourself. Will you start to worry when you're smoking 2g wax a day? Will you know the CHS is coming?

Why aren't more governments being tough on drugs? Dimebag Anon 24/09/16(Mon)21:51 No. 389 [Reply]

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Drugs turn your brain into liberal gay mush why the hell are countries still tolerating this poison? We need more places like singapore, for a gram - lashings, for more - death by execution.

(USER WAS DRUGGED FOR THIS POST)

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Dimebag Anon 25/04/06(Sun)07:39 No. 1036

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>>389
If you have a problem with drugs WTF are you doing here? This is a weed forum. Go harass people who take drugs. We smoke weed.

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Dimebag Anon 25/04/18(Fri)04:31 No. 1064

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>>1036
Str8 2 tha dome!

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Dimebag Anon 25/04/19(Sat)15:27 No. 1072

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>liberal mush

lol

Dimebag Anon 25/03/04(Tue)15:01 No. 972 [Reply]

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I have finally had the seggs.
AND ON TOP OF WHILST HIGH ON WEED
it was probably laced but it was good. sort of.

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Dimebag Anon 25/04/06(Sun)07:25 No. 1035

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>>1013
You need to fuck off with your complete nonsense. Your image is retarded and your post in pointless. You think that's cute? NO ONE understands anything you posted!

KYS

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Dimebag Anon 25/04/14(Mon)22:09 No. 1051

>>1035
stay dangerous fren

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DucktaleZ ponychan.co/^$Biggs&^$Wedge 25/04/14(Mon)23:18 No. 1052

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✩✩🤳1051
Sally I'm Spanish Italiano, my relatives are french. Assuming your real, which most of this isn't.
But hey, being accosted by a newspaper artist trans coward whom promised to adopt me along with the woman from BBlues. Have fun together! Go. I accept sex.
>>>420chan

Dimebag Anon 25/02/25(Tue)03:48 No. 949 [Reply]

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Is weed today clean? Or is it laced with JWH?

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Dimebag Anon 25/03/20(Thu)05:12 No. 999

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>>970
Bullshit. In places with legal weed it's pristine. You must live in some shithole country with "dirty" weed. Find a better black market source or stop being needlessly paranoid. It's not the weed.

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Dimebag Anon 25/03/20(Thu)17:50 No. 1002

>>999
NTA but I did hear that believe it or not, in some really fucked placed in Europe or Russia they actually will mix in ground up glass with weed to look like kief and to make it weigh more. So there are strange things like that and pesticides but not the commonly held rumors of weed laced with other drugs.

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Dimebag Anon 25/03/24(Mon)07:32 No. 1007

>>999
fuck off and die https://www.latimes.com/california/newsletter/2024-06-17/cannabis-investigation-la-times-weedweek-toxic-pot-essential-california

Total Cannabis Devotion Dimebag Anon 24/12/08(Sun)14:43 No. 803 [Reply]

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I have three bongs, five pipes, and five different ounces of weed. Have several jars of hash and concentrate, shatter, tincture, gummies galore.
There's a smoking piece and a lighter and weed in almost every room of the house, including both bathrooms and the front porch. I smoke pretty much always, but I'm not a 'stoner guy' who looks like a hippie in any way.
I smoke so much weed that it's now all that I do. I don't have much else to do but I should do more. I should have hobbies and build things again. But I'm stuck in a rut. I know the answer is to stop smoking weed but I don't want to do that either. I'm not asking for advice or looking for a solution. I'm just confessing that I've lost my spark and I'm leaning into the depression by smoking more for now. It's far fucking safer and cheaper than any other drug. Less destructive. But still a drug. The procrastinator drug.
I'll do it later. For now I'm going to smoke another bong hit of amazing chronic hybrid 27% THC weed and stay chilled out.

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Dimebag Anon 25/01/11(Sat)21:48 No. 871

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>>862
Moresish means a snack or something like that will make you want more of it. They say it in England a lot. Pic related.

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Dimebag Anon 25/01/31(Fri)14:40 No. 902

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Can I actually hit the wall and edibles just stop working? I'm not there yet but I'm probably consuming an entire tablespoon of tincture throughout the night now, where 6 months ago I'd take a 1/2 teaspoon. The tolerance has really shot up quickly these last couple of weeks. I'll start the day with 20 mg gummies and barely feel it. Smoke a few bong hits and get high and then step things up with a teaspoon of tincture, maybe more. This kicks my ass for a couple of hours but it passes more and more quickly each day before I'm doubling up. Then it's been another two hours and I realized I haven't smoked anything and just zoned out reading or watching TV for the whole time. Then I kind of sober up and can't get any higher. Then I go to bed. Wake up with the sweats, still kind of high. Maybe smoke a hit or two. Go to the bathroom and have a cigarette. Smoke another bong or pipe hit in there before going back to bed. Then I finally hit a deep sleep later. No dreams. That's one of the true things about a lot of weed. Or maybe I just can't remember them because of the memory thing. I do have brief "glimpses" into the dream world, but it's always the most mundane, real world activities that it barely counts. And then it reveals itself via deja vu later in the day when I'm doing something that reminds me of the only slightly different dream. Like "that's right, I'm NOT out of paper towels. That was a dream". May as well not be dreaming at all. I'd be grateful for a nightmare at this point. Not really. I guess the trick is to wake up a lot and go back to bed. That's when I dream; in the morning after a couple of early wake ups. I've tried to take sleeping aids and sleep like 14 hours a day in hopes of forcing the dream world. But it doesn't work. I can't stay asleep more than ten hours. I always wanted to try a meth bender so I could be tired enough to sleep for 16 hours or more, but it doesn't seem like it'd be worth it. With more exercise and less weed my sleeping habits would doubtlessly be more fulfilling. But it's a case of total cannabis devotion for now. The new memory foam mattress I've ordered will have to do what it can to make my nights a bit better. But it's a small price to pay to be blazed out of my mind all the time. I can take naps whenever I want and get up whenever I want. 9 perfect hours of uninterrupted sleep is for yoga joggers who eat organic fruit "leather" from the hippie store. No thanks.

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Dimebag Anon 25/03/23(Sun)20:01 No. 1006

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take more breaks to lower tolerance, and also do not keep jacking up tolerance by taking increasingly higher doses of edibles. the tolerance can easily be reset by following a proper protocol.

T. 18 year weed user

Dimebag Anon 25/03/19(Wed)20:23 No. 997 [Reply]

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Changa on acid? Best feeling ever

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Dimebag Anon 25/03/19(Wed)22:21 No. 998

>>997
got a bunch of changa from a few years ago, still never tried it...should change that soon.

Need help with growing weed NewGene 25/03/09(Sun)07:58 No. 979 [Reply]

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I struggle with the sproutkings. I spent a hundred dollars last year on trial-and-error in marijuana seedlings.
I changed out pots, grew them in shade, etc.

DMT Thread Dimebag Anon 25/02/28(Fri)10:08 No. 951 [Reply]

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I need DMT trip reports NAO

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Dimebag Anon 25/03/07(Fri)21:44 No. 977

Erowid has plenty.

Legalization Dimebag Anon 25/03/05(Wed)17:40 No. 973 [Reply]

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The smoke above Prussia is distinct.