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Corporate network stack leak Basement Dwelling Neckbeard 26/09/03(Thu)05:00 No. 5890
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I'm leaking this to expose animal testing in the tech industry.
We use TCP over avian carrier for communication within our company, as a way to prevent man in the middle attacks, and most other attacks which expect low latency. The time to live must be high, the keep alive flag must be on, and snacks must be packed for long flights.
We have considered the hawk in the middle attack and our airframes are packing tiny flak aa cannons. The birds have afterburners and jet engines. This is the 21st century after all. The team is investigating bigger airframes for increased data throughout and air superiority over other packets (competitive networking). The elephant tests are progressing marvelously, they thoroughly enjoy flight. The number of flash drives that can be inserted into an elephant is surprising to everyone, especially the elephant. They have a very high payload density of petabytes per pachyderm.





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