If you could believe it, I was bestowed with the most obscene upcharge in dining with the most gravitationaly inclined woman, utterly pointless on my behalf I must say

If I may speak frankly, I had no such aspiration as to engage in open fire upon the neighborhood locomotive, yet I suspect somebody just might

I demand vengance! The Orientals slain our brethren

This succulent roast! This most tender flesh! And for a mere dubloon!

Might I be frank with you: You have options thrice, and you must make a choice:
1. Defeat me in a martial duel;
2. Cease your homosexual activities
3. Retire to your domicile and pleasure thyself henceforth

...And dare I say, I approached this man, who was exhaling all manner of foul miasma, from his orifices; and I did endeavor to remind this gentleman that, if her were a chivalrous gentleman, he shall excuse himself and take leave, off to the washroom, to relieve himself;
For there were parties other than his within this culinary establishment.