>>843953

Just fuck off

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Sucks to be you. Call a plumber.

You are supposed to remove the device from the plugged child before it defecates. Haven't you taught it how to use a plug correctly?

Pour bottle after bottle of Draino down the sink, let's see what happens.

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>>843958
It won't dissolve the glass, op will have to call plumber

>>843964
I know it won't dissolve, i just want to see what happens.

I flushed some 2" pieces of corn cob in the toilet. I thought I was fucked but I dumped some draino and it handled the situation. Op sounds like your fucked

>>843953

OP just moved, you are not going to be able to flush Stranger Things down the toilet
Also you need sort of carer, what kind of skid mark sticks glass up there ass

better disappear down the toilet

than you look in the draw and it's disappeared
whilst you were sleeping

that's even more strange!

if i bought sex things

i'd throw them away in a random outdoors bin every week

than the chance they land in the wrong place

i can imagine mums opening up a creaking floorboard
'where did all these sex things come from!?'

'how the fuck did you know to un-nail the floor and rip the floor up! '


i can imagine it

so much unlikely shit happens to some people

a friend of mine used to hide thigns in walls

but it wasn't any use, you could just pull the wall away, the ceiling too you could just push it, nothing was really built properly

i bet his mum new all about it all

he'd be better off dumbing his stash in the bushes in the garden inside a gnome with a false bottom,

they always look in your room,

the giveaway was the string coming out the wall

it really looked out of place

'it's invisible because you're off your head buddy'

in real life, it's not invisible at all


oh, and another thing, nothing smells like sex toys, it's a pungent odour you cant just spray aftershave in teh room and it fades, it really stinks, and keeps stinking smells like sex toys

also be careful with your ass

those porn stars that create tearing

it's a problem

and stuffing memory cards up your ass too is anothe rstupid idea that was popular on motherless for years

what the fuck why would you put legal porn up your ass

they're so affraid of everything

they'll probably die of ass cancer tearing their asses

because they're affraid fo everything

if you find something to hide

just get rid of it

you'll feel much better

leave secret things to the money men

in russia all that shit isn't even illegal
they can pump it out all day and make the money they need to bake their bread with pushing their porn around

it's retarded

but life is retarded

it's like a presedential speach, there's nothing that makese sense

it's just all sorts of retarded sounding phrases jumbled up

it's a pity all the retarded things that have to continue, really a pity

we didn't invent this shit, but we don't get a say in it