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Anonymous 26/04/08(Wed)23:51 No. 843874

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This piece of junk has failed its last recital. Give me the most humiliating way to send it to the scrapyard

Anonymous 26/04/09(Thu)21:11 No. 843879

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>>843874

Stick it up your ass and walk with it there to the dump and poop it out when you get to the shredder.

Anonymous 26/04/11(Sat)02:49 No. 843897

>>843874

Sell it, download either a electro music making program or DJ.

Spend any money on alcohol and make thump thump noise.

Just a stupid ass sticking up your ass, less painful though.

Anonymous 26/04/14(Tue)23:50 No. 843937

Just take it to the counter and tell the junk dealer that you're so smooth-brained that you couldn't handle a clarinet in such a way that it didn't fall apart. Should be humiliating enough.

Anonymous 26/04/15(Wed)08:33 No. 843940

>>843879
Do you mean OP should poop it out into the shredder, or climb into the shredder and poop it out as it crushes and mangles his body?

Anonymous 26/04/15(Wed)10:43 No. 843941

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>>843940

Poop it out into the shredder but your idea sounds better.

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