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I especially like that it's even at an angle.

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I'm wondering who would be using a long haul Amtrak train this day in age and why.

Drugs? Severely obese? A foreigner sightseeing?

>>843469

Oh Luri,

>Drugs
>Obsese
>Foreigner

My gosh, how you define the American mindset.

P.s. just because 1 Chan is dead, it doesn't mean it's passenger's are as well.....

Ahhhh...
Halp drug fulled obsese foreigners roaming all over America
Ahhh, no it's worse there....
POOR.

reminds of a true story
Good old friend was travelling across America by Train. He was chatting to Aman on the train and mentioned getting of a small town stop. The kind gentleman informed him don't ever get of the train.

>>843482
>POOR
Would apply in most cases, but in my case I have been exalted by God way before any of that was relevant. Don't underestimate the power of Christ.

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>>843482
That's what I meant. Not they were lowlives, but everyone use to joke that was the only way to travel with drugs. Then I think of stories about the severely obese and they always said they only traveled by car or train.

Don't get me wrong, trains are great and have their place. I've been on overnight eurorail trains to Prague, been all over Japan and other countries by rail and it works in many situations but here in the US it's almost unheard of just because you can get a 49 dollar flight from the Northeast to Florida or 200 dollars or so cross country to California. I've driven out west twice in my life and back it's not something one really looks forward too unless you're a senior/camper person. Also John Madden ツ゚.

Ever played moonbase alpha?

>>843487
>>843491

I've been drowning in my own mucus for days due to a lung infection.

I thank Christ for my antibiotics and a doctor who said crap as he examined me.

Moon base alpha, no. We had Blake's 7.

Dear Bob Ross thank you. I can now lie down with out a hour and half of coughing green stuff up.

P.s. I believe downstairs neighbour well be very happy

Laters both of you, I will return.

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>>843454
I figure that works best with extremely explosive and stinky diarrhea, and an aggressive and out of touch look in your face

When you enter a car on Amtrak clear your throat loudly to get the whole cars attention and then pull out a wad of peanut butter from your pocket and say "I have some peanut butter in my pocket does anybody want any?" If nobody takes any walk the whole length of the car randomly pushing your hand with peanut butter towards random people in their seats saying stuff like "are you sure?"
"there's plenty to go around" "it's nice and warm"

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>>843549
Reminds me of

https://files.catbox.moe/cz0vsc.mp4

A little.

>>843469
there are only (valid) political answers to this, but it doesn't surprise me that liru fag is confused

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>>843551
Political? I can't see how that would be involved. Oh, if one was on a no-fly list or a terrorist/someone paranoid about being looked at too closely? I mean, I have heard of the elderly (usually) taking the drive on Amtrak train from the Northeast to Florida and back with their cars. Really pricy though. Someone must be using these trains though. Oh I guess technically trains are more "green" than planes I suppose.