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Anonymous 26/02/02(Mon)17:30 No. 842585

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>Dogs have huge knotted dongs

>Dolphins literally have dicks like hands

Why do humans have such shitty penises?
I'm frankly pissed we have such shit gentles compared to other mammals.
No wonder chicks enjoy fucking dogs.

Anonymous 26/02/02(Mon)18:54 No. 842586

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Holy fuck Orca's penises are insane. Also dolphin vaginas are amazing spiral shaped staircases, now I want to fuck a dolphin.

Anonymous 26/02/02(Mon)18:59 No. 842587

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>>842585
But grabbing people with your dick? That's next level brah. Still those dolphin vaginas, I wonder if I wouldn't accidentally destroy them if I had to penetrate one, I men first of all mine doesn't flex into a spiral and also the girth issue and the head issue, fuck, still would be nice to at least insert just the tip.

Did you know dolphins are low key smarter and more socially evolved than most humans? Bet they have great sexuality and more evolved than the chicks in the west, although you never know until you actually interact with someone.

Here's the inverse in silicone

Anonymous 26/02/02(Mon)19:03 No. 842588

Probably would get bigger when aroused.

John C Lilly probably fucked some dolphin pussy, he also did ket and float in sensory deprivation chambers, in fact he popularized it.

Way ahead of his time. Luckily with the way AI is going, in less than 10 years, will be talking to them fucking dolphins. I'd love to fuck some, goddamnit. Well I don't know, but I'd like to get to know some dolphin sluts, see what they are like. Soon the passport bros will be replaced with ocean bros. Cetacean bros.

Anonymous 26/02/02(Mon)20:27 No. 842589

>>842588
And he did LSD and gave the dolphins LSD to increase the telepathic link communication IIRC. A bunch of horny dolphins on LSD in the cosy and chill 1960s, my kind of a good time. Especially the LSD and the dolphin pussy part.

In regards to the mold, I'm pretty sure it expands when the blood flows to it, at the very least you could go in halfway, I just hope it wouldn't hurt her, but I guess we could communicate that one way or another I wanna make the dolphin chick squirt.

Anonymous 26/02/02(Mon)22:43 No. 842592

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cats have this fully figured out, dick with spikes so the whore fucks off when you pull out after nutting

Anonymous 26/02/03(Tue)00:52 No. 842596

>>842592
Without enlarging your pic, I thought it was one of those Alex Gray type paintings. The thumbnail is pretty small on my phone. Yeah my phone fag, what are you going to do about it faggot. Still spikes or not, but having a straight up arm there that can manipulate itself into complex shapes, go through complex spaces and grab objects, come on dude it doesn't get better than that.

Anonymous 26/02/03(Tue)00:54 No. 842597

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Anonymous 26/02/03(Tue)18:59 No. 842618

>>842587
I dolphin penis can literally grab things like a hand.
Also imagine what that means for sex. You can literally probe the totality of the women's vagina and map them completely.

Anonymous 26/02/10(Tue)05:30 No. 842745

>>842585

Human penises are shaped like a flange so that in the act of pumping it is also scooping out previous partners sperm.

Anonymous 26/02/11(Wed)03:48 No. 842759

>>842592
Top kek. I cried

Anonymous 26/02/11(Wed)06:02 No. 842763

>>842745
Nigger stop lying

Anonymous 26/02/11(Wed)16:56 No. 842767

>>842763
no that's an actual theory. it's also less traumatic for the child compared to other mammals.

Anonymous 26/02/11(Wed)20:34 No. 842772

>>842759
interesting set of events, tell us more

Anonymous 26/02/13(Fri)09:54 No. 842809

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>>842767
For the what

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