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Hey Whippersnappers,
My name is... Uhh(Honey, whats my name again?)... Oh, its Johnathan, and I dislike the whole bunch of you. All of you are young, well educated, renters drowning in debt who spend every cent of their money on stupid ass Starbucks and Ovacado Toast.
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(Honey, wake up its 7:30 time for your heart medicine.)
You are everything lazy in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten a mortgage? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of rock and roll music, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than paying full price at Dennys.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I picked captain of the football team on my fantasy sports betting, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you watch, other than “jack off to naked drawn cartoons from those guys we beat in dubya dubya two”? I also get straight erections thanks to cialis covered by my medicare health part D, and have a banging hot girlfriend after my 3rd divorce(She just borrowed some money from me; Shit was SO much cash).
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(John, can i borrow the car?)
You are all on my lawn and should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my grand daughter