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I'm in Banff, and everyone should go to Banff. I finally got every free IP in the town permabanned from NIGGERTITS, I'd do the same on 7chan but that's kind of pointless.

But that's not the reason you should go. Go because it is the only settlement in Canada made for humans. Every other settlement in Canada is either too small like Jasper, or most often designed for "cars" and not humans. People say "oh this city is for cars not people" but I disagree I think the child predators behind the scenes are actually making these cities for giant aliens. That's why it takes humans an entire day just to get groceries and go to the thrift store, without a car you are not a person. But in Banff humanity is holding out.

The second reason is this, that the mountains west have a pass, yea, even a mountain pass that extends high up to the top of the mountains and it is covered therein with snow in the summer and it is a place everyone should go. For I deem it necessary to come to this place every summer. And that is a very encouraging thought Frodo Baggins.

I just want to go home. I have been homeless here for so long now.

And I can't go into the wilderness anymore since the same people who shoot pregnant women in the back of the head are driving green and white cars to kill you in the Rocky Mountains. I don't know how you work for Parks Canada and go home and look yourself in the mirror.

I will NEVER, listen again, NEVER pay money to a bunch of black and tan brown shirt KGB nazis just so I can camp in the woods. You are SICK.

I bet if you had friends, life is actually very different.

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Stop making anti-trump songs and make a "Come Out Ye Black And Tans" parody about Parks Canada. I guess I can just generate the song, yeah I'll do that.

I'll never generate another song, for suuure.
https://files.catbox.moe/v9mpnf.mp3
And that concludes this year's 7chan post. So glad to see the front page talking about how "NIGGERTITS haha so stupid and your refugees, scoff!" as if 7chan is somehow better than NIGGERTITS or something I don't know. You're all social media garbage this I trust you.

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>>837133
Thank you for the reccomendation! I've been wondering about that area for quite awhile now. (^-^)

If you are a park ranger whether an interpretive or rescue/out in the woods type, you have my respect. Thanks for looking over people and fulfilling the mission of your park!

>>837139
If you love society, satan, and authoritarianism then obviously you'll like Parks Canada employees.

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>>837149
Oh. Are we talking about the same people? The Canadian version of the park rangers with the hats that patrol and maintain our national parks?

Yeah, I guess they can get strict and limit the fun you can have in parks usually for safety reasons.

>>837152
Has nothing to do with safety. Paying $20 a night to camp in the woods does not make you safer. You work at Parks Canada you sit there and tell someone "erm actually, you're going to need to pay US if you want to dare walk in the vast wilderness. And if you don't, we'll hunt you down arrest you and charge you. You work for Parks Canada, you are part of the mafia.

And if you go into mountains for "fun" you're a hiker and hikers sicken me, almost as much as Parks Canada rangers roaming around seeking people to force into society because how DARE someone try to take a part from society without paying US!

Fill up your hands.

And I came back here to say one other thing in my bi-yearly post, which is, Steve Jobs RUINED all computer tech. He is the sole reason why your phone has no buttons, your Operating System is absolute garbage running 1 million useless processes. He is the reason for the "less is more" and why everything is terrible.

"well what do you want me to do about that?"
I want you to find his grave, and place a perpetually updating windows 11 machine on it. We would still have windows XP style if it wasn't for that blockhead. Remember EVERYONE wanted to copy apple and they still do.

Fill up your hands.

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https://files.catbox.moe/v9mpnf.mp3
COME OUT YE PARK RANGERS, COME OUT AND FACE THE DANGER!
ARREST US IF YOU CAN, WE'RE CAMPING IN GOD'S LAND!

The mountain pass west of Banff is the best place in the world, I will return before summer ends. And I'll slee up there for free. Which, is against the law. What movie is that line from? I don't care the bus stopped I'm home now.

>>837139
A character in the movie I'm writing has an uncle who moves out to Colorado to be a national park ranger. It's not even relevant to the story, just some lore, I guess.