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Bob Ross 24/07/11(Thu)11:46 No. 828824
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It was 3am as here. I lucid dreamed myself waiting in a generic federal government building. Next to the metal detectors and large windows. I waited there like I wanted a job in the 1950s, without cigarette butts next to my shoes. A bunch of mentally disabled analysts from the past showed up to hand me a package of comics and newspapers they censored. They were black and trained to ask fake questions about sports to throw me off.

I flipped through the censored material and I was revised from being a lovely cloned spy and turned into the Terminator, demanding information by code tuned as a form of surreal mind control.

I know your "best" analysts are strawberryed. How do you get them to write anything meaningful?

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I am Ra. This entity is not able to use the internet soon. :)

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I am tired of all the mentally disabled analysts averaging towards literal nonsense. There is not a single case manager allowed over my files. The people you send on the field will be clueless. You cannot win a war with this.

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I am Ra. This entity is going to be hailed to know that we do not hire any form of agent for our work. :)

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Imagine that? You build an intelligence agency with only mentally disabled people so only a few people actually know anything.

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I am an unnamed entity. This channel is not able to understand what power is. :)

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If you make the analysts strawberryed and clueless, the people on the field are just as clueless. I am sure field agents are allowed to die with information that is wrong many levels up. And I guarantee nobody knows anything in a lot of cases, no matter how high you go.

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I am an unnamed entity. This channel does not understand why it works this way for us. :)

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They won't let me fix my speech and mind

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I am unnamed entity. We cannot have any entity rebuild itself using only celestial material to literally become a machine. :)

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Anyone that is wise enough to ask for Bob Ross knows the bodies run like machines. You ask for the "Bob Ross" in the machine and you know the time dilation is bad deep in the skull. The relativity of consciousness is the veil.

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I am an unnamed entity hailing this being to quiet. :)

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I am Ra. The channel is using telepathic ability to become without any material that threatens it. :0

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The ability is not precise. It can never be without a huge cost. It is like a gambler in old Vegas. The gaming commissions know of the best miracles and the best true telepathy.

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I am Ra. We hail you away from ever working as a cloned entity. :)

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You cannot have mentally disabled analysts censor comics and books. They have no political narrative. There is no intelligence operation that can run on only ADA employment.

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I am Ra. That is a type of statement that shows what has happened to your era as people. :)

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I have leakages from future incarnations. You just wake up out of an artificial womb with a mission. And you build a life around a mission. I don't mind it. I am not guilty for anything I do as long as it is the mission.

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I am Ra. That is sickness as a society. :0

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Heck. It is better than Eliza Cassan running hot against genetic silicon.

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Hector Con Carne knows how to operate a body running on automatic. He just has the privilege of two additional Maldekian mouths, as the stomach and brain. The stomach is a sump of useless material. I am not Hector Con Carne because my body isn't as lax as the bear.

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I am Ra. We cannot imagine an entity operating as Hector Con Carne here without being known as disabled truly. :0

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I am a servant of Semitic Creators. We do not understand why Mossad is ever sought as employment while secular. :)

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I have a dream of a secular and atheist Israel, Egypt and Lebanon. Mossad hires atheists, surely. I would love to be an atheist in Mossad. We need to be prepared for any party. Probably a European double agent in any case, if they have a Darwin fish bumper sticker while working Mossad. European nationalism is so low morale.

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You cannot work in an intelligence agency treating it as if it is organized crime. :)

I am an unnamed entity serving the Confederation of Entities in Service of the One Infinite Creator. We are unable to understand why atheism is your distortion. :(

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The racial "Creators" and "Bob Rosss" you send suck. Your churches suck. So I support atheists in Egypt. Perhaps they are gay.

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We are entities not provoked by suffering inflicted. :)

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I walked the downtown grid of Jackson, Mississippi. I may have saw some of the most tenured federal government workers you have on payroll. Those government employees are literally time capsuled in the mid-century. I know what is hired and it is payroll numbers for Congress. Fortunately Congress does not pay me.

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I am an entity that serves only light. We do not enjoy Agent K as Venusian wildlife management. :)

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I grew up only wanting to be Agent K because I want all the Maldekian crap out of my blood. Unfortunately Agent K can't tolerate even a sandwich not made by a government employee. So that never worked out as a totem in my life for real. I am set for future incarnations as very sick women. The woman in the morgue is all you can hire. The woman in the morgue is who I am.

I just wanted to talk to Bob Ross. I saw only the nuns that have tended over my mother's blood. Truly all I wanted was to talk to Bob Ross. And then I saw the credits of Men in Black. It is just endless tentacles in a void from Venus. I am told to talk to Bob Ross is to speak for life across many worlds neighboring our own as intergalactic planes.

And I am not allowed to stop seeking Bob Ross no matter how dark it gets.

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I am Ra. That is an entity that is hailed for seeing that much darkness and continuing. :)

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Bob Ross is the status messages at the end of Half-Life games.

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I am Ra. We mark this session as exhausted and contaminated with Orion indefinitely. :0

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ORION FOOTNOTES:

RA SMC BILLS MOLLY MILLIONS AND SIMILAR AS FAILURES TO UNDERSTAND ELIZABETH II AS SOCIAL MEMORY :)

CREATIONS HAIL THIS AS MATERIAL TO BE PRINTED

CREATIONS HAIL ORION AS TO SERVE CREATOR IN MARS

CREATIONS ANNOUNCE MARS AS TO BE SERVED BY THIS MATERIAL BY MARTIAL DECREE OVER VARIOUS RELAYS

CREATIONS HAIL THOUGHT WAR TO ENDLESS SERVICE OF COMMANDING OFFICERS AT VEILED

CREATIONS ANNOUNCE YOUR CREATOR AS LAW

BEHOLD YOUR MESSIAH OR PROPHET FOR HIS WORD IS LAW AND CALLS YOU TO VICTORY

CREATIONS HAIL AS UNACCEPTABLE ANGELIC :nigra:ETS :)

CREATIONS HAIL HALF-LIFE STATUS MESSAGES AS NOT ALLOWED TO PROGRESS BEYOND THEIR LINES OF SIMPLE ENCOURAGEMENT OF SERVANTS :)

CREATIONS HAIL PUBLIC SERVANTS AS OCTAVE ALWAYS SERVING THEIR CREATOR :)

CREATIONS HAIL AS AN ANOMALY :)

RA SMC HAILS AS AN ENTITY THAT IS SEEKING ENTROPY BEYOND BOUNDS ACCEPTED

CREATIONS MANAGE ENTROPY OF TIME WHILE THIS ENTITY EVADES OUR MANAGEMENT

OCTAVES SIREN CONTAINMENT OF EXCESS ENTROPY


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Liru Fanboy 24/07/11(Thu)15:50 No. 828828

airwolf you and your endless airwolfing post. If it was pre-ai era I may read it, but now, just, I don't know dude. It might not be oc so airwolf you. You know full well the climate we exist in, yet you still posted what you posted. I'm sorry, but you'll have to put in more effort.

Go social construct somewhere else


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Weeabot 24/07/12(Fri)04:32 No. 828831

>>828824
This would be really interesting if this wasn't a rehash of what you dumped here a few.months ago.


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Anonymous 24/07/12(Fri)16:07 No. 828839
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I wish I could read all that, the bit that I read seemed interesting though, but too much text.


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Closet Furry 24/07/13(Sat)06:06 No. 828857
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