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OP here. I am never using this absolutely stupid shitty autistic website ever again for censoring the swear words in my post and replacing them with autistic, dumbass terms like "airwolfing" and "straberryed". Screw this place.

>>828386
Yeah! Why did you come here in the airwolfing first place?

>Goes on the most autistic website on the internet to complain about autistic people
Bro is a strawberry

you can talk shit about soy boys but they get pussy. no one cares about the snarky chan guy anymore, it's a stereotype that has fallen to the wayside.
notice how deadpool became huge but spider jerusalem faded into obscurity. I didn't even read comics back then but I knew those characters because people talked about them so much.

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>>828398
>You can talk shit about soy boys but they get pussy
Said literally no one, ever. I constantly see people on chan websites like this complaining about how they're 30 years old and virgins with no girlfriend, and honestly I feel really bad for them because most of them actually talk like sane, normal people who just got dealt unfortunate hand in life. I imagine how miserable that must be for them. however, at the same time, they definitely can do something about it, after all, it's never too late to get into a relationship.

But of course since these websites are also filled with worthless autistic morons who got lucky once they decide to slam on these people saying that they're pussies and strawberrys and a load of other bullshit that really doesn't airwolfing help anybody.

>>828403
I imagine if this happened to you, you wouldn't find it very airwolfing funny you little niggger

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OP, really how does this any more
It's 2024
Have you even read Bret's last book?

>>828386
kek, airwolfing strawberry

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>>828406

>>828393
7chan's immune system is surprisingly resilient.

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I remember when anons didn't start their stories with "be me".

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>>828447
>be me
>oldfag
>clinging to old memes
>nostalgia of leeching off parents
>bills and boring weekends all that's left
>retirement a pipe dream in this economy
>lucky if stopping work by 70
>midlifecrisis.gif

>post angry reply to newfag
>pretend to remember when things were good
>tfw things were never good
>tfw brain whitewashes the past
>tfw idealized version of chans never existed
>tfw tfw

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>>828449

> be (you)
> the end

>>828451
>be (((you)))

>>828449
Idealized version of chans DID exist, we just didn't know it at the time and screencaped insufficiently on a scale that is literally cosmic

I guess some things are meant only for those who we're smack dab in the middle of it and the oblivion, but no one else besides that, so beautiful, so fragile, so perfect and elusive.

>>828386
What the fuсk are you talking about, retаrd?

No wonder you get no bitсhes.

imagine being this mad over pussy

>>828449
>tfw idealized version of chans never existed
I'll take my infinite supply of 18yo cumdumpsters every night though

>>828385
Have you tried TALKING to any women?

Literally just download tinder and upload a pics of you in groups, doing activities or whatever. You'll eventually find a fatty desperate enough and then you'll no longer be a virgin. If you're older than 23 you might as well just take the plunge because male virginity is seen as disgusting while female virginity is heroic and virtuous.

The airwolf am I reading? "I shower and brush my teeth and wear clothes, that means I DESERVE pussy and I want to airwolfing beat women who would choose someone else over me and also murder the man they chose?" How do you faggots end up here??

>>829186

Oh dam, I skipped read that. The pic was enough of a warning.
Now thinking maybe they were trying out trolling.
If not shit is............

>>829186
Our mods gave up keeping them out.

These wayward children are too young to remember why 7chan is here. They think everything that has a "chan" in its name is their personal pissing ground, and that it has always been that way. They lost their containment site, and now they've spilled out all over the internet, bringing their sad, lonely, delusional point of view everywhere they go.

It is a flood of small, stupid, dickless glass sorters who think they own US politics and that women should bend over for them anywhere, any time they feel like wetting their micropenors.

They think their conspiracy theories make them strong, because they don't see the very obvious fact that they themselves are the victims of a much larger conspiracy to destroy any sign of intelligence in the human race, starting with the American populace.

The best we, the users of 7chan, can do is make them feel unwelcome here, which I think we have generally been doing well; but there's always a new one coming in however many are going out.

Who is incel, is incel. We can't change it.

Oh, I did post in this thread early
I remember my Lucy Lawless pic

I don't bet as very often, like once last year.
I'd bet that 'it' has ain't read 'The Shards'
Probably has read American 'Psycho either'

Right to much time wasted

>Me
>Still me dicking around
>See a nice girl online >opps
>Dick in hand and jork it
>airwolf her lets move on
>Jelque it for good measure
>Not a single minute wasted
>Today was a good day
>Proceed to fall asleep completely unbothered

Idk guys, for me it's all about turbos and audio systems