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That's it. I'm fucking done. I used to check this thread daily for updates, then weekly, and by now it's monthly, if that. OP had not only failed but ceased to deliver, I think we can all agree on that. So I'm gonna do something about it: I'm gonna finish this goddamn story. I have a very clear idea of where I think it should go, and have it all storyboard-ed out in my head. I've been writing all my goddamn life, and I'm pretty sure I can write just as well as OP can, if not better. And best of all, I'm not gonna wait 6 fucking months between chapters. I'm seeing this goddamn amazing story through to the end, whether you all like it or not - except OP, at least, if you see this and decide you don't want me to... ahah, who the fuck am I kidding, you don't read this shit anymore, do you?
(No seriously if you don't want me to finish this for you I'm willing to do that much. Otherwise, I'm gonna reread this thing and brush up on the story so far.)