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Anonymous 23/02/05(Sun)01:27 No. 16251 [Reply] Stickied

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Anonymous 25/05/18(Sun)06:29 No. 16414

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It's so fucking over Ricchie 24/06/16(Sun)18:42 No. 16338 [Reply]

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>Be me
>Still a virgin and have no girlfriend.
>Always shower and brush my teeth everyday, always use perfume and liquid deoderant whenever I'm going outside, also comb my hair every now and then.
>Always rockin' classic middle class suburban shit like the knit wool sweater and tie combo, or the tropical pattern shirts with long black pants.
>Really didn't mind not having a girlfriend or being a virgin, never thought of it as anything bad or particularly unfair and mainly held it against myself and blamed myself for it because of past mistakes that I'll never live down.
>Have an extremely annoying older cousin that is a retarded sperg that constantly has autistic episodes where he screams and shouts random things and makes grunting noises
>This guy doesn't fucking shower or brush his teeth, doesn't use deoderant or perfume so obviously he really fucking stinks
>He spends most of his time chronically online watching his autistic entertainment and playing Gacha games all the time
>Horrible sense of fashion, never dresses properly to public places
>Motherfucker still somehow gets a girlfriend before I do.
>I kind of feel bad for the girl for being with him but at the same time I want to beat the everliving fuck out of her for being such a dumb bitch.
>Mfw a retarded autistic sperg fucking mogs me
>Mfw nothing will ever make my situation any better.

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Anonymous 25/04/18(Fri)14:35 No. 16392

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Anonymous 25/04/21(Mon)03:18 No. 16399

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Lmao, what a fucking loser! Kys! Kek!!

Nobodyxx 25/07/15(Tue)04:57 No. 16434

I'm hoping your an adult correct? Move to another city, hell move to another state. Reinvent yourself as a lover. Pay a prostitute to have sex. Then go on as many dates as it takes to forget you were ever a adult virgin. That's all there is to it. Don't worry about your family. Judy live your life and be happy...

Anonymous 21/03/05(Fri)11:30 No. 15873 [Reply]

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Anonymous 25/04/23(Wed)13:32 No. 16410

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Anonymous 25/05/18(Sun)06:32 No. 16415

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Gender affirming lyrical screaming at plants Dear Ask Gabriel, 25/06/29(Sun)02:36 No. 16429

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